it is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to

[Czar Soonerov]

...be Superman. (http://crazytopics.blogspot.com/2007/01/craziest-laws-in-america.html)

Tulsa: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

[BoogercountySooner]

This is what I got Czar when I tried to open the link.

Network Access Message: The page cannot be displayed

Explanation: There is a problem with the page you are trying to reach and it cannot be displayed.

Try the following:
Refresh page: Search for the page again by clicking the Refresh button. The timeout may have occurred due to Internet congestion.
Check spelling: Check that you typed the Web page address correctly. The address may have been mistyped.
Access from a link: If there is a link to the page you are looking for, try accessing the page from that link.
If you are still not able to view the requested page, try contacting your administrator or Helpdesk.



Technical Information (for support personnel)
Error Code: 502 Proxy Error. The parameter is incorrect. (87)
IP Address: 194.41.101.148
Date: 28/01/2007 16:11:51
Server: usatlisa01.bekaertcorp.local
Source: proxy

[Okieflyer]

That suprises me! The only problem is that you only get one flight out of the cape.

[Czar Soonerov]

Sounds like you need to clear your cookies... ;)

http://crazytopics.blogspot.com/2007/01/craziest-laws-in-america.html

[OUHOMER]

How do you know this is Czar?

[BoogercountySooner]

It works now Czar thanks.

[SoonerGirl06]

California:
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.


Clearly this is not enforced in Nancy Pelosi's district. :D

[Chuck Bao]

Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

What is this? The Mark Gastineau rule after retiring? :confused:

[SoonerGirl06]

California:
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.


:eek: I feel sorry for the poor guy who's capable of doing this.

[oklaclarinet]

Arizona: Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.

I guess all sorority houses at Arizona State are illegal then. (Tempe is in Maricopa County

[Ike]

Here in Illinois, we got some goodies:

# A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
# It is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
#It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.

[Widescreen]

Those are excellent, Ike. Unfortunately, I'm not fluent in American.

[Newbomb Turk]

Whale hunting is strictly prohibitted throughout the entire state of Oklahoma.

glad I know that now.

[soonerboomer93]

By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".

right on, this law kicks ***

[SleestakSooner]

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Calling all Aggies! If you could read you would know this common aggie practice is not legal. Get yourselves blow up cows or something...

[Mongo]

Dallas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

I bet this will **** off the Dallas lunch crew:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Quote:
Dallas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.


I bet this will **** off the Dallas lunch crew:D


Sh**! I'm screwed! :eek:

[soonerboomer93]

apparently in more ways then one

[tommieharris91]

Quote:
Dallas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.





Sh**! I'm screwed! :eek:

Nice pun.

[Mongo]

sh**! I'm screwed! :eek:

Dont worry, your eleven inch personal massager is safe


In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking, phallic shaped, personal massager more than one foot in length

[SoonerGirl06]

Dont worry, your eleven inch personal massager is safe

Quote:
In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking, phallic shaped, personal massager more than one foot in length



Oh Thank God! :D

[tbl]

I call BS on all of this...

[TheHumanAlphabet]

What is this? The Mark Gastineau rule after retiring? :confused:

I was wondering if this has to do with Shockey being a Giant and some small town (Ada) solidarity...

[Osce0la]

I don't know if it has changed yet (I believe it has), but in Alabama it used to be illegal to give someone a BJ, even if you are married...

[Mongo]

I don't know if it has changed yet (I believe it has), but in Alabama it used to be illegal to give someone a BJ, even if you are married...

Well, the long arm of the law does not have to worry about catching married folks getting BJ's, it just doesnt happen:D

[Osce0la]

Well, the long arm of the law does not have to worry about catching married folks getting BJ's, it just doesnt happen:D
how true :(

[Osce0la]

Oh yeah, and said law also applies to teh anal sekks

[SoonerTerry]

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

California----

So you can rape an animal, you just cant put its legs in your boots...