Vogon Poetry Generator

[Viking Kitten]

Wait'll Norm sees this!!! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml)

Here's my Vogon Poem:

See, see the stubborn sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, BSG do you
Wonder why the bush baby ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel sleepy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your frickring facial growth
That looks like
A milk.
What's more, it knows
Your dillweed potting shed
Smells of lime.
Everything under the big stubborn sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm feets.--M

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

See, see the Unsophisticated sky
Marvel at its big black depths.
Tell me, VK do you
Wonder why the donkey ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your ricktabacken facial growth
That looks like
A beer.
What's more, it knows
Your rekty potting shed
Smells of olive.
Everything under the big Unsophisticated sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm ***.

Heehehehehehe...:D

[SicEmBaylor]

See, see the melodramatic sky
Marvel at its big pink depths.
Tell me, Doug do you
Wonder why the ape ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel miserable.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your gigamajoo facial growth
That looks like
A beer.
What's more, it knows
Your natty potting shed
Smells of grass.
Everything under the big melodramatic sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fishs.

[Czar Soonerov]

See, see the frugal sky
Marvel at its big burnt orange depths.
Tell me, lid do you
Wonder why the chupacabra ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel hard.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your flany facial growth
That looks like
A egg nog.
What's more, it knows
Your uvula potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big frugal sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm bevos.

[MamaMia]

See, see the loving sky
Marvel at its big crimson depths.
Tell me, Ethel do you
Wonder why the hamster ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel sleepy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your sugar-noogie facial growth
That looks like
A fruit salad.
What's more, it knows
Your creepy potting shed
Smells of cucumber.
Everything under the big loving sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Ben Gays.--

:D That was silly, but fun.

[Tailwind]

See, see the dead sky
Marvel at its big grey depths.
Tell me, ****head do you
Wonder why the bunny ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bouncy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your brillig facial growth
That looks like
A mould.
What's more, it knows
Your butthead potting shed
Smells of flashlight.
Everything under the big dead sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm potpouris.

[jacru]

See, see the chatty sky
Marvel at its big burnt orange depths.
Tell me, doc do you
Wonder why the wombat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel nervous.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your morg facial growth
That looks like
A cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your squelch potting shed
Smells of pickle.
Everything under the big chatty sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm aggies

[crawfish]

GAHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES ARE COMING OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!!!! MUST...SAVE...SELF...BY...GNAWING...OFF...OWN...TE STICLES...

[jacru]

GAHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES ARE COMING OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!!!! MUST...SAVE...SELF...BY...GNAWING...OFF...OWN...TE STICLES...
That's a little extreme.:eek:

[Mjcpr]

That's a little extreme.:eek:

He was just kidding, he doesn't have any testicles.

[crawfish]

That's a little extreme.:eek:

Vogon poetry is the third worst in the universe. I think I got off easy.

[Mjcpr]

Vogon poetry is the third worst in the universe. I think I got off easy.

Try thinking of baseball.

[SoonerTerry]

See, see the Elegant sky
Marvel at its big LimeGreen depths.
Tell me, Ron do you
Wonder why the dung beetle ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel ****ed off.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your snooglfagrodan facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What's more, it knows
Your ****stick potting shed
Smells of leprachaun dick.
Everything under the big Elegant sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm dead buffalo asss.