PDA

View Full Version : Slickdaughter does it again


slickdawg
1/26/2007, 09:09 AM
I was dropping her off at daycare, and this little boy walks up to her and says
"slickdaughter, are you going to be nice to me today?"

That's my girl, keep those nasty boys away! :D
sanantoniosooner
1/26/2007, 09:21 AM
When my son was five years old, he complained about a girl at the daycare that was mean to him. I sat him down and explained that life was about meeting one mean girl after another. And when you finally meet the meanest one, you marry her.
TUSooner
1/26/2007, 09:22 AM
Mrs TU works at an elementary school. She showed me a note of "apology" one girl had to write after choking a boy:
"Dear ___, I'm sorry for choking you. Next time just give me the ball."
Osce0la
1/26/2007, 10:16 AM
Mrs TU works at an elementary school. She showed me a note of "apology" one girl had to write after choking a boy:
"Dear ___, I'm sorry for choking you. Next time just give me the ball."
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1128/thumbupal6.gif (http://imageshack.us)
frankensooner
1/26/2007, 10:52 AM
Today was the first day for my boy to go to daycare. He was the only child in his 4 year old class. Upon seeing my handsome young lad, a little girl from the other 4 year old class asked if she could be in my boy's room! ;)
TexasSooner01
1/26/2007, 10:55 AM
I asked my 9 y/o if he had a girlfriend at school....

He said Yeah...3 of em. :eek:

So I sat him down and told him that wemmins are the debbil b/4 he turned 21! Lets just hope it works!

:pop:
yermom
1/26/2007, 10:58 AM
they are the debbil much longer than that!
SicEmBaylor
1/26/2007, 11:08 AM
they are the debbil much longer than that!
Seconded.
TexasSooner01
1/26/2007, 11:11 AM
they are the debbil much longer than that!

Yeah, I realize this...but at least if he listens....i wont have to worry about becomming a grandma for the next 12 years....or longer! :D
SicEmBaylor
1/26/2007, 11:16 AM
Yeah, I realize this...but at least if he listens....i wont have to worry about becomming a grandma for the next 12 years....or longer! :D
He won't. The ways of the debbil are much too tempting.
TexasSooner01
1/26/2007, 11:32 AM
He won't. The ways of the debbil are much too tempting.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

dont say that....if i become a grandma before I turn 50...I am blaming SicEm! :D

;)
Osce0la
1/26/2007, 01:24 PM
Seconded.
Thirded
SoonerTerry
1/26/2007, 01:31 PM
I was puttin night time pullups on the boy the other day and said "Oh no, your butt is broke, its got a big crack in it"
He said..
Dad!! It is not!! How would I poop if I didn't have a crack!!
TexasSooner01
1/26/2007, 01:46 PM
I was puttin night time pullups on the boy the other day and said "Oh no, your butt is broke, its got a big crack in it"
He said..
Dad!! It is not!! How would I poop if I didn't have a crack!!



Smart kid!