DRUNKYTOWN!!!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Me and my buddy Jack, Jose, and Tattoo are all on a journey to a mythical fountain of sexshiness!!!

[Mongo]

Tattoo, I thought he had died.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/tattoo.jpg

[Sooner_Havok]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/tattoo.jpg
Is some good stuff man!

[Melo]

Wait... Im confused.

How did Tatu get you drunk?
http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/sr307_tatu_88640899.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Tattoo, I thought he had died.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/tattoo.jpg
Is that a for real ?

[Mongo]

fantasy island, yes, the little dude is dead. Best role was nic-nac in James Bond's "Man with the Golden Gun".

But I could be way off. I guess Gandalf is getting ****faced with him as we speak:D

[Sooner_Havok]

Easy

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/tattoo.jpg

Brought Over some

http://www.bevmo.com/115images/74865.jpg

[olevetonahill]

This whole thing ****es me off !
I have 2 beers left , If ya gonna call a drunkytown Jihad let me know So I can bring in MO beer !:mad:

[Sooner_Havok]

This whole thing ****es me off !
I have 2 beers left , If ya gonna call a drunkytown Jihad let me know So I can bring in MO beer !:mad:


Shut up and just bring in some of the "crop" early ;) :D

[olevetonahill]

How hard is it to Find " texas sux " Beer ?
My kid got me a 6 pk Ive got it sittin By my OU clock
Iffen I can get Mo Ill drink this shat
:D

[Sooner_Havok]

How hard is it to Find " texas sux " Beer ?
My kid got me a 6 pk Ive got it sittin By my OU clock
Iffen I can get Mo Ill drink this shat
:D

They have that ****e down in the Spirit Shop and Corkscrew here in Normantown

[olevetonahill]

Shut up and just bring in some of the "crop" early ;) :D
Dayum rookie If I did that it would be HIGH town , not Drunkytown .
try to keep up :eek:

[Mongo]

How hard is it to Find " texas sux " Beer ?
My kid got me a 6 pk Ive got it sittin By my OU clock
Iffen I can get Mo Ill drink this shat
:D

I see that beer all the time at my local booze store

Wow, i guess Sooner Havok can read peems know:D

[Mongo]

WOW, Tattoo really laid the meat to ol' Gandalf. He is already logged off

[olevetonahill]

I see that beer all the time at my local booze store

Wow, i guess Sooner Havok can read peems know:D
:eek:
Better get me some of it and save it for me , Promise ?
cause this stuff is going in the fridge

[Sooner_Havok]

Sorry Sir, I will try and keep up next time! :D

[Mongo]

:eek:
Better get me some of it and save it for me , Promise ?
cause this stuff is going in the fridge

Gotcha, how many sixers you want?

[Sooner_Havok]

I don't know about that, I actually like the way that stuff tastes, no whiskey added, so if'en I buy it, I drink it :D

[olevetonahill]

WOW, Tattoo really laid the meat to ol' Gandalf. He is already logged off
Pussies .
Sat Nite REAL drunky town be here !:D
Oh and Mongo really , get me some of that saxet beer ok ?

[olevetonahill]

Gotcha, how many sixers you want?
24 I wanta send some to Flag ;)

[Sooner_Havok]

WOW, Tattoo really laid the meat to ol' Gandalf. He is already logged off

Those dwarves really pack a punch

[olevetonahill]

Sorry Sir, I will try and keep up next time! :D
Dont call me sir

[Mongo]

24 I wanta send some to Flag ;)

Gawd dang old man, you want 24 sixers?

I gotcha, I'll pick up a case next time I am there;)

[Sooner_Havok]

How about Shirley?!

[olevetonahill]

Gawd dang old man, you want 24 sixers?

I gotcha, I'll pick up a case next time I am there;)
6ers ? hell I thot you said cases ? my bad

[soonerboomer93]

Pussies .
Sat Nite REAL drunky town be here !:D
Oh and Mongo really , get me some of that saxet beer ok ?
eh, it's more of a sunday morning thing for me

:D


but holy ****, i just realized it's friday here

who hoo

[Sooner_Havok]

I wish I wasn't stuck at work. I guess I will have to board the train for drunkytown tomorrow night

[soonerboomer93]

it's raining so apparently the consumption of copious amounts of spicy chicken and hite might be cancelled tonight

[olevetonahill]

I wish I wasn't stuck at work. I guess I will have to board the train for drunkytown tomorrow night
The train will leave the Olevet hill when Im damn good and ready to toot the whistle:cool:

[Sooner_Havok]

it's raining so apparently the consumption of copious amounts of spicy chicken and hite might be cancelled tonight

That would indeed by a sad day my friend. Here's hoping for clearer sky, and stronger ****

[Sooner_Havok]

The train will leave the Olevet hill when Im damn good and ready to toot the whistle:cool:

I have a boarding pass for 5:00pm friday afternoon. I booked an early afternoon train so I have all day to enjoy the trip. :D

[olevetonahill]

But you havnt sent your required deposit of 3 cases Of Natty to be able to enjoy the Benifits Of the Olevet Ski resrt
Geterdone BOY

[Sooner_Havok]

How about a 4 month old 12 pack, er 11 pack

[soonerboomer93]

eh, I can always go to my normal watering hole, but I was wanting some spicy chicken

but it won't hurt to take it easy tonight, since tomorrow will be a hell of a night hopefully

[GottaHavePride]

I asked the guys at Joe's Place if the texas sux beer is any good. They said "It's not bad, but it's not worth what they charge for it." Heh.

[olevetonahill]

How about a 4 month old 12 pack, er 11 pack
You get shot at Dawn
you have a 12 pack ? and its more than a day old ?
You are so a rookie

[olevetonahill]

I asked the guys at Joe's Place if the texas sux beer is any good. They said "It's not bad, but it's not worth what they charge for it." Heh.
It was just all I had left in the shack
Oh and it was a gift from My kid

[Sooner_Havok]

You get shot at Dawn
you have a 12 pack ? and its more than a day old ?
You are so a rookie

I will drink many things. But I have to draw the line at Natty Lite. Sad thing is, it is still beer so I don't have the heart to throw it away.

I stopped drinking beer anyways, not cost efficient :D

[soonerboomer93]

please turn in your man card on your way out of the drunkytown thread

(you and sic'em may start your own thread for the more feminine members of the board, but drunkytown is for beer drinkers)

[Sooner_Havok]

Hey, I can't help it. I drink it at bars, but if I am at home...I just drink my KD from the bottle like it was a beer.

On a side note, I have found out that boilermakers kick ***!

[olevetonahill]

I will drink many things. But I have to draw the line at Natty Lite. Sad thing is, it is still beer so I don't have the heart to throw it away.

I stopped drinking beer anyways, not cost efficient :D
You are just moving your execution up ! :eek:

[Sooner_Havok]

Well, even more reason to board that train early. May as well make my last few hours count.

[Sooner_Havok]

A waitress whom was not very pretty at the begining of the night, but wound up being a fox later on told me something once that I have choosen to live by:

"Life is to short to drink ****ty beer!"

[olevetonahill]

A waitress whom was not very pretty at the begining of the night, but wound up being a fox later on told me something once that I have choosen to live by:

"Life is to short to drink ****ty beer!"
But not to short to **** ugly waitreses ?
I now pronounce you dead to me , for Calling Natty Lite a shatty beer :eek:

[Sooner_Havok]

But not to short to **** ugly waitreses ?
I now pronounce you dead to me , for Calling Natty Lite a shatty beer :eek:

Hey, I never said I did anything wit her, the old lady would kill me. But she was looking pretty good by the end of the night.

How about we make amends over a case of lost lake? :D

[soonerboomer93]

bane him

[soonerboomer93]

Hey, I never said I did anything wit her, the old lady would kill me. But she was looking pretty good by the end of the night.

How about we make amends over a case of lost lake? :D

dude, you insult Charlie Daniels and you hope some high falutin trendy beer will make it up?

[Sooner_Havok]

dude, you insult Charlie Daniels and you hope some high falutin trendy beer will make it up?

Fine, I will go all out and get a case of Drummond Brothers, I just want to make things right again :D

[soonerboomer93]

are you sic'em twin?

[Sooner_Havok]

Eh, you know all us college punks are a like, what with our long hair, and rock and roll music. :D

[Sooner_Havok]

Come on Olevet, you can't stay mad at me! :D

[olevetonahill]

Fine, I will go all out and get a case of Drummond Brothers, I just want to make things right again :D
4 cases of Natty or Hell 1 case of this saext sux Chocks beer .:D

[soonerboomer93]

Eh, you know all us college punks are a like, with our ****ty taste in beverages :D

atleast you admit your faults

[soonerboomer93]

A waitress whom was not very pretty at the begining of the night, but wound up being a fox later on told me something once that I have choosen to live by:

"Life is to short to drink ****ty beer!"

actually, that was the watress just getting you to spend more money on "premium" beer

so of course you did

[Sooner_Havok]

4 cases of Natty or Hell 1 case of this saext sux Chocks beer .:D

Well hell, I'll take the cheaper route, 4 cases of Natty it is :D

[olevetonahill]

Eh, you know all us olevets are a like, what with your long hair, and rock and roll music. :D
fixed
:D

[Sooner_Havok]

actually, that was the watress just getting you to spend more money on "premium" beer

so of course you did

Hell's Bells....:mad:

[soonerboomer93]

ah, to be young and stupid again :D

[olevetonahill]

Well hell, I'll take the cheaper route, 4 cases of Natty it is :D
I win :D :D :D :D :D
But this saxet beer is Good
It is a chocks beer taste ala Krebs if you know what Im sayin :cool:

[Sooner_Havok]

I win :D :D :D :D :D
But this saxet beer is Good
It is a chocks beer taste ala Krebs if you know what Im sayin :cool:

Yeah, it is a pretty darn good brew. Choc beer isn't to damn bad either

[olevetonahill]

Hell's Bells....:mad:
bet you tipped that ugly bitch to didnt you ?:eek:

[Sooner_Havok]

bet you tipped that ugly bitch to didnt you ?:eek:
.................................................. ........:mad:

[soonerboomer93]

and probably not the good kind of tip either

[olevetonahill]

and probably not the good kind of tip either
As she said #1 GI
lol

[Sooner_Havok]

One more reason for me to stay the f*** away from bison witches. I hate that place anyway, but now I hate it more!

[olevetonahill]

Yeah, it is a pretty darn good brew. Choc beer isn't to damn bad either
Aint that what I just said ? Its a chocks beer !
:D

[soonerboomer93]

One more reason for me to stay the f*** away from bison witches. I hate that place anyway, but now I hate it more!

the first step is realizing what they want.


hell, they'd eat you alive here

[Sooner_Havok]

If you get a chance, throw some blue moon in the chill chest some time. Opposite kind of beer on the old darkness spectrum, but a pretty darn good unfilltered wheat. Ummm, is it 5pm friday afternoon yet?

[olevetonahill]

One more reason for me to stay the f*** away from bison witches. I hate that place anyway, but now I hate it more!
wtf? is bison witches ?
Just tell the beatches to fix you a sammich, and bring you a cold beer !

[Sooner_Havok]

the first step is realizing what they want.


hell, they'd eat you alive here


Sober Havok= fighting chance (not a good one though)

Drunky Havok = Biggest mark alive

or so it would seem based on my <cough> scientific research:D

[olevetonahill]

If you get a chance, throw some blue moon in the chill chest some time. Opposite kind of beer on the old darkness spectrum, but a pretty darn good unfilltered wheat. Ummm, is it 5pm friday afternoon yet?
I guareendamtee it is someres !

[Sooner_Havok]

wtf? is bison witches ?
Just tell the beatches to fix you a sammich, and bring you a cold beer, then slap em on their arse to gett em moven!

fixed!:D

[soonerboomer93]

If you get a chance, throw some blue moon in the chill chest some time. Opposite kind of beer on the old darkness spectrum, but a pretty darn good unfilltered wheat. Ummm, is it 5pm friday afternoon yet?

it's beer

it has barely and hops, and hopefully an alcohol content of really close to 6%

[soonerboomer93]

oh yeah, and it be 4:48 pm (damn flood control), friday afternoon here bitches

[Sooner_Havok]

it's beer

it has barely and hops, and hopefully an alcohol content of really close to 6%


Not in this state :mad:

[soonerboomer93]

Sober Havok= fighting chance (not a good one though)

Drunky Havok = Biggest mark alive

or so it would seem based on my <cough> scientific research:D

oh trust me, they would eat you alive

the girls here, can drink you under the table

i see them drink euro trash under the table all the time and just laugh my *** off

[Sooner_Havok]

oh yeah, and it be 4:48 pm (damn flood control), friday afternoon here bitches

Way to rub it in ;)

[olevetonahill]

Sober Havok= fighting chance (not a good one though)

Drunky Havok = Biggest mark alive

or so it would seem based on my <cough> scientific research:D
Havok
heres the deal come on down to the Olevet hill
theres gonna be some drinkin , thers gonna be some dancin, theres gonna be some fightin ,theres gonna be some ****ing , It dont matter what you wear its just gonna be ME and you !:eek:

[soonerboomer93]

Way to rub it in ;)

yeah, but I work 10 hour days, 6 days a week

and when it's monday morning for me, it's still sunday for you ;)

[soonerboomer93]

Havok
heres the deal come on down to the Olevet hill
theres gonna be some drinkin , thers gonna be some dancin, theres gonna be some fightin ,theres gonna be some ****ing , It dont matter what you wear its just gonna be ME and you !:eek:

ymssr....

[olevetonahill]

yeah, but I work 10 hour days, 6 days a week

and when it's monday morning for me, it's still sunday for you ;)
But just look at all them hours you be wastin ?
:D You could be eatin Kimchi or whatever she calls herself now !

[Sooner_Havok]

I am a skeered:( :eek:

And I am out!

HAHAHA I get to go home and sleep, see you on the Drunkytown express tomorrow:D

[olevetonahill]

I am a skeered:( :eek:

And I am out!

HAHAHA I get to go home and sleep, see you on the Drunkytown express tomorrow:D
Not with out the 4 case boarding pass you wont !:cool:

[soonerboomer93]

But just look at all them hours you be wastin ?
:D You could be eatin Kimchi or whatever she calls herself now !

****, she won't even be awake for atleast 30 more minutes

[olevetonahill]

****, she won't even be awake for atleast 30 more minutes
Smack her awake tell her fix you a sammich . You eat the sammich while she does the Kimchi . Be a Man :cool:

[soonerboomer93]

hell, i'm still at work until 6 ish, then time for dinner

besides, if she doesn't wise up, she's on her way out soon

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Fuk you beyonces twho had the adacity to question mwah!!! I drunk a 12 pack of Choc beer actually too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

so I did it all, I even sent Melo a drunken IM!!! AND NOW I PASS THE ****S OUT!!!

[Melo]

Fuk you beyonces twho had the adacity to question mwah!!! I drunk a 12 pack of Choc beer actually too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

so I did it all, I even sent Melo a drunken IM!!! AND NOW I PASS THE ****S OUT!!!

He did.

Anyone want to play the 'You want to know how I know youre really f**kin drunk' game?

Gandalf pretended to be SicEm.

:eek:

Speaking of beer drankin, tomorrow night is sushi and drank for Melo. :D

[soonerboomer93]

dude, i just spent the past 9 hours drinking

****ing *****

oh, and I have to go in and pay the rest of my tab tomorrow since they prefer cash and well, i spend enough in there every week