Announcing: '07 RufNek Shotgun Sponsorship Dealio!

[Okla-homey]

THIS SHOULD BE A STABBY!

SF.com South Oval RufNek Shotgun Sponsorship Dealio

You asked for it, you got it! Here we go, please read this carefully.

Background

As many of you know, last season, us South Ovalites sponsored a RufNek shotgun. Once we had enough contributors to cover the whole $750.00 sponsorship, (at 20.00 each) we let those folks who contributed choose the names for each side of the shotgun barrel via a poll. The RufNeks allowed us to choose two names names (one for each side of the shotgun). FYI, last year, the names chosen were "SoonerFans.com" and "South Oval."

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At the end of the season, the RufNeks presented it, handsomely mounted on a hardwood plaque and ready to grace the wall of any Sooner fan.

We held a drawing from among the co-sponsors at the last home game (which Czar won!) and the lucky winnah got to take it home.

The '07 Dealio

By popular demand, we're doing it again...in a great way! This year however, because so many folks wanted in, we're sponsoring TWO which will be given away at the last home tailgate of the '07-08 football season.


The Rulez

- $20 per chance. Multiple contributions in $20.00 increments are okay.
For Dolemite: that means you can buy multiple chances to win.

- When we get the $1500.00 (750.00 X 2,) the sponsorship opportunity is closed. It filled up fast last year so don't wait around.

- Again, Jaux has graciously committed to advance the whole $1500.00 so the contributions go to him. He didn't get stiffed last year, and we trust he won't get stiffed this year either.

- PayPal is preferred. Send your moolah to Jaux at:
[email protected] DO NOT put the words "gun" or "shotgun" in the title because PayPal is kinda skeered of guns and stuff. Instead, use: RufNek and your user name.

- Folks can send Jaux the money via check/cash if they send him a PM first -- he'll reply with his mailing address. We aren't putting his address out here becase Jauxie does not want to be flooded by cards and letters by admiring wimmen who want to carry on with him and/or engage in tawdry affairs.

- AFTER we get the the dang things paid for, we'll 1) solicit name suggestions and then 2) conduct a poll from among those qualified to vote. You qualify to vote by contributing at least 20.00. No fair splitting a single 20.00 contribution among more than one cheap persons.

- Drawing winners will receive their gun at the last home tailgate. YOU NEED NOT BE PRESENT TO WIN! We'll ship it to you if you can't be there, although we would prefer you appoint an agent to take delivery on your behalf if you can't be at the tailgate because, frankly, it would be a pain in the posterior to ship these things -- but WE WILL SHIP IF WE MUST!

- Only one hat! But, no one can win both shotguns. If the same name is drawn twice due to multiple contributions, we'll draw again for the second gun. I suck at math so I have no idea how multiple contributions affects your odds of getting to own one of the guns.

Note 1: We'll be choosing TWO names, one for each gun, because the default name for one side of the guns is "SoonerFans.com." We do this because its free advertisin' for our man Phil and that is decent consideration for his letting us do this in the first flippin' place.

Note 2: This RufNek Shotgun Sponsorship Dealio is not affiliated with the University of Oklahoma, The Athletic Department, Coach Bob Stoops, their heirs or assigns, Phil (SF.com HMFIC) or anyone else we think of later. This is not an on-line game of chance! Instead, it is a voluntary contribution program intended to support a great Sooner spirit organization, per their need for OUr support. The mounted shotguns we receive after their use on the field constitute a gift provided by the RufNeks in appreciation for OUr support. The fact we have a drawing to see which contributor gets to keep them is purely a practical decision. No one who may become associated with this scheme may be held liable if anyone gets their feelings hurt or drops one of the shotguns on his/her toe. Contributing serves to evidence your acceptance of all terms herein. So there.

Therefore, get to contributin' hillbillies!

Questions? Please post them in this thread so everyone can benefit from the answer.

[soonerboomer93]

in x2 and tossed in a bit for the transaction fee (or a 6-pack whichever works for jaux)

[sooner n houston]

Can I put $20 on each gun?

[soonerboomer93]

well, 40 would get you 2 chances, I suppose it depends on how they do the drawing


edit: i would imagine that logistically it would be easiest to just draw 2 names from 1 hat for the guns, rather then have 1 set of names for each gun

[Okla-homey]

Can I put $20 on each gun?

One hat! But, no one can win both shotguns. If the same name is drawn twice, we'll draw again for the second gun. Therefore, two contributions give you two chances. I suck at math so I have no idea how that affects your odds of getting to own one of the guns.

[GottaHavePride]

Having two pieces of paper in the hat with your name on them would double your chances of winning. You know, unless every bozo here decides they want to contribute twice, too.

And I'd stabby this, but since The Revolution seems to have been put on hold, I can't. ;)

[C&CDean]

Stabbed. In the heart.

And all you hillbillies out there need to get after it before the chance is gone.

[bri]

IN....in a great way. :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

In.

[OU4LIFE]

In.

if by "in" do you mean "in the same way you were IN on the TTech tailgate"? Or "IN" like for reals?

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

if by "in" do you mean "in the same way you were IN on the TTech tailgate"? Or "IN" like for reals?

:D

I can see I've damaged you. And I'm sorry for that.

I will now PEEM you in an attempt to be friends again.

Please hold...

[C&CDean]

if by "in" do you mean "in the same way you were IN on the TTech tailgate"? Or "IN" like for reals?

:D

You better be "in" too. I need you to finish in third place again so I can get the Crown.

[OU4LIFE]

Oh dude....that was SECOND place.

you are almost dead to me.

and you know im in, but not till payday(end of the month)

[OU4LIFE]

I can see I've damaged you. And I'm sorry for that.

I will now PEEM you in an attempt to be friends again.

Please hold...

you know you can do nothing wrong in my eyes. :twinkies:

[C&CDean]

Oh dude....that was SECOND place.

you are almost dead to me.

and you know im in, but not till payday(end of the month)

I was just being nice. You were the first loser, not the second.

[OU4LIFE]

Roger that. 1st loser indeed.

DAMN YOU CZAR!!!!!

[Beef]

IN!!!!!
On the shotgun, not being first loser.

[olevetonahill]

In X 2
I also have a chance to not win anhting for 40 bucks instead of 20
anything , Damn you Doleo

[olevetonahill]

I succs at the innerweb , How do I get to my paypal ?
I had this same Dayum prob last year :O

[C&CDean]

I succs at the innerweb , How do I get to my paypal ?
I had this same Dayum prob last year :O

You're just a hillbilly like me. Peem him and get his address and mail him some cash or a check. That's what I do. **** that paypal thing.

[Okla-homey]

You're just a hillbilly like me. Peem him and get his address and mail him some cash or a check. That's what I do. **** that paypal thing.

that will work IF the USPS has resumed rural delivery in the wake of the big icey storm of death of '07.;)

[C&CDean]

that will work IF the USPS has resumed rural delivery in the wake of the big icey storm of death of '07.;)
Don't make me come up there and slap that fancy bottle opener outta your paw.

[olevetonahill]

Heh I goterdone :)
Found the paypal site , had to redo My password ( hell I havnt used it since last yr) But I bookmarked the site so Mayby I wont have any Probs Next year

[Harry Beanbag]

I can't wait to not win again this year. :mad:

[yermom]

Oh dude....that was SECOND place.

you are almost dead to me.

and you know im in, but not till payday(end of the month)

i was first loser, thank you very much

[bri]

I can't wait to not win in a great way, certainly.

[jk the sooner fan]

in x2

[1stTimeCaller]

VK will probably win one and Czar the other.

[jwlynn64]

I'm in. Didn't know about it last year. I don't normally come to the Oval. Mainly just a football forum guy.

[GottaHavePride]

In.

[Soonerus]

What is the best way to pay the money ???

[Czar Soonerov]

VK will probably win one and Czar the other.

If that happends, I'll sell you one (for cheap.)

:texan:

[MamaMia]

Have we picked the name yet? :)

[bri]

I still vote "SHOT" on one and "GUN" on the other, 'cause it'll be eleventy million times better than anything that will win the vote. :D

[proud gonzo]

I'm in for $40

[proud gonzo]

oh, and my dad's in for $100

[soonerboomer93]

I still vote "SHOT" on one and "GUN" on the other, 'cause it'll be eleventy million times better than anything that will win the vote. :D


I wanna go boomstick and pop gun

[soonerboomer93]

oh, and what's the total at, I may toss a bit more in the kitty...

[proud gonzo]

Iggy's chipping in $20 too

[Okla-homey]

oh, and what's the total at, I may toss a bit more in the kitty...

We're a bit shy of halfway. Pretty good for this early. We still need around 800.00 to retire our obligation to Jaux. Here's the thing. I think '07 is going to a great season, and I feel we'll definitely beat the wHorns too -- Specially since someone will likrly break the fragile Mr Ponyboy before the RRS.:D

Therefore, I think the '07 shotguns will be highly sought by collectors...like them Franklin Mint collector plate dealios they advertise in "Grit" and the "Readers Digest.";)

[MamaMia]

keep on truckin'...in lower case lettersDid we vote on that, because I really don't see what the trucking industry has to do with firearms and the Sooners. :confused:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I'm in for $40.

[MamaMia]

Was that the last motto? If so, then it would be a good name.

[soonerboomer93]

um, it was "South Oval"

:rolleyes:

[soonerboomer93]

okay, I tossed a bit more into the kitty

[soonerboomer93]

maybe we should name one "deathstick" in honor of the newest Norm? :D

[SeattleRUF/NEK]

Thank you guys so much for your contributions. I've been an active RUF/NEK for going on four football seasons now and I can't remember any one group of people being this generous. I hope you guys enjoy your shotguns!

[Okla-homey]

Thank you guys so much for your contributions. I've been an active RUF/NEK for going on four football seasons now and I can't remember any one group of people being this generous. I hope you guys enjoy your shotguns!

Thank-you too. I think its very cool how you let sponsors get a bit of time on the field with you guys too. Watch out for last year's winner though when he shows up to claim his "quality time with the RufNeks." He's a bit sketchy and may try to steal the lugnuts off the Schooner or sumpin.'

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I want one of those paddles.

*SLAP!*

[Okla-homey]

I want one of those paddles.

*SLAP!*

Madam BSG, High Priestess of Hillbilly Domination.

ooooh baybee!

[S00NR1]

Considering I just completed my 9th and final semester as a RUF/NEK last semester, I can tell you that your support is something the organization can not thank you enough for. Without the fundraising from shotgun sales, the RUF/NEKS, in all honesty, would not have the means for funding many of its annual objectives. Once again, we can't thank you enough for your generosity and here's a wish of good luck to all that enter. All the best.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Considering I just completed my 9th and final semester as a RUF/NEK last semester, I can tell you that your support is something the organization can not thank you enough for. Without the fundraising from shotgun sales, the RUF/NEKS, in all honesty, would not have the means for funding many of its annual objectives. Once again, we can't thank you enough for your generosity and here's a wish of good luck to all that enter. All the best.

Dude...can you hook me up with one of those sweet paddles?

:kelvin:

[S00NR1]

Dude...can you hook me up with one of those sweet paddles?

:kelvin:


Haha, unfortunately the paddles are a bit different. They aren't allowed to be given outside of the organization -- if one is found to have been (say on ebay for instance), the alumni association will do whatever it can to retrieve that paddle and place it in the archives.

[jk the sooner fan]

Dude...can you hook me up with one of those sweet paddles?

:kelvin:

you naughty little minx........you want a hook up?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Heh.

And also...DAMMIT!!!

[NormanPride]

My grandfather was in the RUF/NEKS. Can't remember what years, but it was a while back! He's in his 90s now, so... who knows. The paddles looked very different back then. :)

[Cam]

In, in, & in.

[olevetonahill]

Heh.

And also...DAMMIT!!!
Let me use it on you and Ill make you one ;)

[MamaMia]

um, it was "South Oval"

:rolleyes:
I meant the last team motto. :D

[Okla-homey]

One shotgun is paid-for. The other is filling up fast. If you want in, better move out.

[jk the sooner fan]

if you send the $$ via paypal, stick an extra buck on there to cover jaux's paypal fees

[colleyvillesooner]

Money sent.

[proud gonzo]

if you send the $$ via paypal, stick an extra buck on there to cover jaux's paypal feesI didn't think about doing that--

will you take payment in beer, Jaux?

[Okla-homey]

Is the Pope German? :rolleyes:

Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?;)

[C&CDean]

Is pig's ***** pork?

[bri]

Considering I just completed my 9th and final semester as a RUF/NEK last semester, I can tell you that your support is something the organization can not thank you enough for. Without the fundraising from shotgun sales, the RUF/NEKS, in all honesty, would not have the means for funding many of its annual objectives. Once again, we can't thank you enough for your generosity and here's a wish of good luck to all that enter. All the best.

I've never heard beer called "annual objectives" before. :D

Seriously, this thing is pretty freakin' cool all the way around. As long as we don't pick lame-***, sucky names again...

[soonerboomer93]

don't look at me, i voted for f'in hillbilly

this year, i'm going for popgun and boomstick

[proud gonzo]

BOOMSTICK!!!! that would be so awesome

[soonerboomer93]

why yes, yes it would

[bri]

Good, bad....I'm the guy with the gun.

[Beef]

I guess "Horsepig Assassin" would be too long?

[bri]

:les: BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!

[Okla-homey]

Bugeater Blaster

[proud gonzo]

how are the donations coming along?

[Chuck Bao]

I've sent $80.

[Okla-homey]

No hype. Fact. Get in quick or get locked-out. Book it.

[Harry Beanbag]

I've sent $80.


You do know you have to be present to win right? ;)

[proud gonzo]

not true! :P

[Okla-homey]

You do know you have to be present to win right? ;)

:les: DON'T GET ME STARTED!

I'll petition Deano to shoe-whip any deliberate misinformation propagators!;)

[Harry Beanbag]

:les: DON'T GET ME STARTED!

I'll petition Deano to shoe-whip any deliberate misinformation propagators!;)


Just a joke. But have fun mailing that shotgun to Thailand. :D

[Chuck Bao]

Just a joke. But have fun mailing that shotgun to Thailand. :D

Heh! I knew you're joking. And for the second joke, I do have a house in Oklahoma and nobody would have to mail anything.

You're just trying to jinx me into admitting that I have a chance of winning, when I know there is like zero chance of that. You bad guy! ;)

[Okla-homey]

Heh! I knew you're joking. And for the second joke, I do have a house in Oklahoma and nobody would have to mail anything.

You're just trying to jinx me into admitting that I have a chance of winning, when I know there is like zero chance of that. You bad guy! ;)

The drawing is accomplished utilizing generally accepted accounting principles and its fairness and complete objectivity is completely above reproach. If the Thai guy wins, the Thai guy gets the flippin' shotgun. It's that simple. I promise.

[Vaevictis]

The drawing is accomplished utilizing generally accepted accounting principles and its fairness and complete objectivity is completely above reproach.

Did you hire a CPA to certify that? ;)

[Okla-homey]

Did you hire a CPA to certify that? ;)

No. We don't need no CPA. We got Dean.

[soonerbrat]

is it too late?

[colleyvillesooner]

Just like a woman.

;)

[Beef]

not true! :P
Man. I was afraid I was actually going to have to show my face at a tailgate.

[Okla-homey]

URGENT MESSAGE:

Sort of. Look, here's the thing. We're about $400.00 short getting these things paid for. That's only twenty $20.00 chances left. Let's wrap this up people, for the love of all that's holy!;)

As an aside, the RufNeks can debut them at the Spring Game of we get them named by then. The catch is we ain't doing the naming thing until they are bought -- because all contributors get a say in the naming.

So, let's get busy and make sure our man Jauxie is not left holding the bag!

[StoopTroup]

In for $40.00.

Balance due = $380.00 :D

[jk the sooner fan]

you might want to start a new thread, probably alot of people not reading this because of the multi-page dealio

[colleyvillesooner]

Yep.

When I get paid again, I'ma buy another sponsorship.

[proud gonzo]

lemme check my bank balance....

[proud gonzo]

In for $40.00.

Balance due = $380.00 :DMake that $340

[jk the sooner fan]

i never win ANYTHING, i swear i could buy every share except one, and the person that bought the lone share would win the gun!

[BoogercountySooner]

In for $40 hey Homey PM me your Addy so I can mail you da monies!

[Okla-homey]

In for $40 hey Homey PM me your Addy so I can mail you da monies!

read the first post in the thread please. jaux is the recipient.

[BoogercountySooner]

Oh OK!