I am leaving the boards unless the flood control is fixed.

[dolemitesooner]

You have 24 hours to meet my demands. If not I will no longer be posting on these boards

[OUDoc]

You should probably take hostages first.

[mdklatt]

:pop:

[leavingthezoo]

adios muchacho.

[1stTimeCaller]

I’m going to need you to fill out an application to be a Martyr before you can make demands like that.

[boomersooner28]

No ransom?


Lame.

[dolemitesooner]

I am not joking I am so sick of this **** so if the BEANO wanna keep me around it will be fixed.

[Okieflyer]

You have 24 hours to meet my demands. If not I will no longer be posting on these boards

What do they get out of the deal?

[RacerX]

Get spek limits fixed too!

[dolemitesooner]

The ransom is for me bitches....Beano you here this ****...I aint playing


and bsg you better get to begging

[dolemitesooner]

[jerry mcguire] whos going with me [jerry mcguire]

[TopDaugIn2000]

I hate it too.......

at least give sponsors a 30 (or even 15 second) one.....or NONE

[dolemitesooner]

You heard her.....your going to lose her too.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Protest march!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dolemitesooner]

1 Flood control : An overveiw

2 menu of sources

2.1 Beano


2.1.1 Federal Statutes
2.1.2 Lose of dolemitesooner
2.1.3 Federal flodd control sanctions


2.2 Soonerfans Material


2.2.1 Soonerfans Statutes
2.2.2 Soonerfans Decisions


2.3 Flood control Material


2.3.1 Conventions and Treaties


2.4 Other References


2.4.1 Key Internet Sources
2.4.2 http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88222


3 other topics

[dolemitesooner]

§ 1-201. General Definitions.
Subject to additional definitions contained in the subsequent Articles of this Act which are applicable to specific Articles or Parts thereof, and unless the context otherwise requires, in this Act:

(1) "Action" in the sense of a judicial proceeding includes recoupment, counterclaim, set-off, suit in equity and any other proceedings in which rights are determined.

(2) "Aggrieved Party" means a party entitled to resort to a remedy.

(3) "Agreement" means the bargain of the parties in fact as found in their language or by implication from other circumstances including course of dealing or usage of trade or course of performance as provided in this Act (Sections 1-205 and 1-206). Whether an agreement has legal consequences is determined by the provisions of this Act, if applicable; otherwise by the law of contracts (Section 1-103). (Compare "Contract".)

(4) "Bank" means any person engaged in the business of Banking.

(5) "Bearer" means the person in possession of an instrument, document of title, or certificated security payable to bearer or indorsed in blank.

(6) "Bill of lading" means a document evidencing the receipt of goods for shipment issued by a person engaged in the business of transporting or forwarding goods, and includes an airbill. "Airbill" means a document serving for air transportation as a bill of lading does for marine or rail transportation, and includes an air consignment note or air waybill.

(7) "Branch" includes a separately incorporated foreign branch of a bank.

(8) "Burden of establishing" a fact means the burden of persuading the triers of fact that the existence of the fact is more probable than its non-existence.

(9) "Buyer in ordinary course of business" means a person who in good faith and without knowledge that the sale to him is in violation of the ownership rights or security interest of a third party in the goods buys in ordinary course from a person in the business of selling goods of that kind but does not include a pawnbroker. All persons who sell minerals or the like (including oil and gas) at wellhead or minehead shall be deemed to be persons in the business of selling goods of that kind. "Buying" may be for cash or by exchange of other property or on secured or unsecured credit and includes receiving goods or documents of title under a pre-existing contract for sale but does not include a transfer in bulk or as security for or in total or partial satisfaction of a money debt.

(10) "Conspicuous": A term of clause is conspicuous when it is so written that a reasonable person against whom it is to operate ought to have noticed it. A printed heading in capitals (as: Non-Negotiable Bill of Lading) is conspicuous. Language in the body of a form is "conspicuous" if it is in larger or other contrasting type or color. But in a telegram any stated term is "conspicuous". Whether a term or clause is "conspicuous" or not is for decision by the court.

(11) "Contract" means the total legal obligation which results from the parties' agreement as affected by this Act and any other applicable rules of law. (Compare "Agreement".)

(12) "Creditor" includes a general creditor, a secured creditor, a lien creditor and any representative of creditors, including an assignee for the benefit of creditors, a trustee in Bankruptcy, a receiver in equity and an executor or administrator of an insolvent debtor's or assignor's estate.

(13) "Defendant" includes a person in the position of defendant in a cross-action or counterclaim.

(14) "Delivery" with respect to instruments, documents of title, chattel paper, or certificated securities means voluntary transfer of possession.

(15) "Document of title" includes bill of lading, dock warrant, dock receipt, warehouse receipt or order for the delivery of goods, and also any other document which in the regular course of business or financing is treated as adequately evidencing that the person in possession of it is entitled to receive, hold and dispose of the document and the goods it covers. To be a document of title a document must purport to be issued by or addressed to a bailee and purport to cover goods in the bailee's possession which are either identified or are fungible portions of an identified mass.

(16) "Fault" means wrongful act, omission or breach.

(17) "Fungible" with respect to goods or securities means goods or securities of which any unit is, by nature or usage of trade, the equivalent of any other like unit. Goods which are not fungible shall be deemed fungible for the purposes of this Act to the extent that under a particular agreement or document unlike units are treated as equivalents.

(18) "Genuine" means free of forgery or counterfeiting.

(19) "Good faith" means honesty in fact in the conduct or transaction concerned.

(20) "Holder" with respect to a negotiable instrument, means the person in possession if the instrument is payable to bearer or, in the case of an instrument payable to an identified person, if the identified person is in possession. "Holder" with respect to a document of title means the person in possession if the goods are deliverable to bearer or to the order of the person in possession.

(21) To "honor" is to pay or to accept and pay, or where a credit so engages to purchase or discount a draft complying with the terms of the credit.

(22) "Insolvency proceedings" includes any assignment for the benefit of creditors or other proceedings intended to liquidate or rehabilitate the estate of the person involved.

(23) A person is "insolvent" who either has ceased to pay his debts in the ordinary course of business or cannot pay his debts as they become due or is insolvent within the meaning of the federal bankruptcy law.

(24) "Money" means a medium of exchange authorized or adopted by a domestic or foreign government and includes a monetary unit of account established by an intergovernmental organization or by agreement between two or more nations.

(25) A person has "notice" of a fact when

(a) he has actual knowledge of it; or
(b) he has received a notice or notification of it; or
(c) from all the facts and circumstances known to him at the time in question he has reason to know that it exists.
A person "knows" or has "knowledge" of a fact when he has actual knowledge of it. "Discover" or "learn" or a word or phrase of similar import refers to knowledge rather than to reason to know. The time and circumstances under which a notice or notification may cease to be effective are not determined by this Act.

(26) A person "notifies" or "gives" a notice or notification to another by taking such steps as may be reasonably required to inform the other in ordinary course whether or not such other actually comes to know of it. A person "receives" a notice or notification when

(a) it comes to his attention; or
(b) it is duly delivered at the place of business through which the contract was made or at any other place held out by him as the place for receipt of such communications.
(27) Notice, knowledge or a notice or notification received by an organization is effective for a particular transaction from the time when it is brought to the attention of the individual conducting that transaction, and in any event from the time when it would have been brought to his attention if the organization had exercised due diligence. An organization exercises due diligence if it maintains reasonable routines for communicating significant information to the person conducting the transaction and there is reasonable compliance with the routines. Due diligence does not require an individual acting for the organization to communicate information unless such communication is part of his regular duties or unless he has reason to know of the transaction and that the transaction would be materially affected by the information.

(28) "Organization" includes a corporation, government or governmental subdivision or agency, business trust, estate, trust, partnership or association, two or more persons having a joint or common interest, or any other legal or commercial entity.

(29) "Party", as distinct from "Third Party", means a person who has engaged in a transaction or made an agreement within this Act.

(30) "Person" includes an individual or an organization (See Section 1-102).

(31) "Presumption" or "presumed" means that the trier of fact must find the existence of the fact presumed unless and until evidence is introduced which would support a finding of its non-existence.

(32) "Purchase" includes taking by sale, discount, negotiation, mortgage, pledge, lien, issue or re-issue, gift or any other voluntary transaction creating an interest in property.

(33) "Purchaser" means a person who takes by purchase.

(34) "Remedy" means any remedial right to which an aggrieved party is entitled with or without resort to a tribunal.

(35) "Representative" includes an agent, an officer of a corporation or association, and a trustee, executor or administrator of an estate, or any other person empowered to act for another.

(36) "Rights" includes remedies.

(37) "Security interest" means an interest in personal property or fixtures which secures payment or performance of an obligation. The retention or reservation of title by a seller of goods notwithstanding shipment or delivery to the buyer (Section 2-401) is limited in effect to a reservation of a "security interest". The term also includes any interest of a buyer of accounts or chattel paper which is subject to Article 9. The special property interest of a buyer of goods on identification of those goods to a contract for sale under Section 2-401 is not a "security interest", but a buyer may also acquire a "security interest" by complying with Article 9. Unless a consignment is intended as security, reservation of title thereunder is not a "security interest", but a consignment in any event is subject to the provisions on consignment sales (Section 2-326).

Whether a transaction creates a lease or security interest is determined by the facts of each case; however, a transaction creates a security interest if the consideration the lessee is to pay the lessor for the right to possession and use of the goods is an obligation for the term of the lease not subject to termination by the lessee, and

(a) the original term of the lease is equal to or greater than the remaining economic life of the goods,
(b) the lessee is bound to renew the lease for the remaining economic life of the goods or is bound to become the owner of the goods,
(c) the lessee has an option to renew the lease for the remaining economic life of the goods for no additional consideration or nominal additional consideration upon compliance with the lease agreement, or
(d) the lessee has an option to become the owner of the goods for no additional consideration or nominal additional consideration upon compliance with the lease agreement.
A transaction does not create a security interest merely because it provides that

(a) the present value of the consideration the lessee is obligated to pay the lessor for the right to possession and use of the goods is substantially equal to or is greater than the fair market value of the goods at the time the lease is entered into,
(b) the lessee assumes risk of loss of the goods, or agrees to pay taxes, insurance, filing, recording, or registration fees, or service or maintenance costs with respect to the goods,
(c) the lessee has an option to renew the lease or to become the owner of the goods,
(d) the lessee has an option to renew the lease for a fixed rent that is equal to or greater than the reasonably predictable fair market rent for the use of the goods for the term of the renewal at the time the option is to be performed, or
(e) the lessee has an option to become the owner of the goods for a fixed price that is equal to or greater than the reasonably predictable fair market value of the goods at the time the option is to be performed.
For purposes of this subsection (37):

(x) Additional consideration is not nominal if (i) when the option to renew the lease is granted to the lessee the rent is stated to be the fair market rent for the use of the goods for the term of the renewal determined at the time the option is to be performed, or (ii) when the option to become the owner of the goods is granted to the lessee the price is stated to be the fair market value of the goods determined at the time the option is to be performed. Additional consideration is nominal if it is less than the lessee's reasonably predictable cost of performing under the lease agreement if the option is not exercised;
(y) "Reasonably predictable" and "remaining economic life of the goods" are to be determined with reference to the facts and circumstances at the time the transaction is entered into; and
(z) "Present Value" means the amount as of a date certain of one or more sums payable in the future, discounted to the date certain. The discount is determined by the interest rate specified by the parties if the rate is not manifestly unreasonable at the time the transaction is entered into; otherwise, the discount is determined by a commercially reasonable rate that takes into account the facts and circumstances of each case at the time the transaction was entered into.
(38) "Send" in connection with any writing or notice means to deposit in the mail or deliver for transmission by any other usual means of communication with postage or cost of transmission provided for and properly addressed and in the case of an instrument to an address specified thereon or otherwise agreed, or if there be none to any address reasonable under the circumstances. The receipt of any writing or notice within the time at which it would have arrived if properly sent has the effect of a proper sending.

(39) "Signed" includes any symbol executed or adopted by a party with present intention to authenticate a writing.

(40) "Surety" includes guarantor.

(41) "Telegram" includes a message transmitted by radio, teletype, cable, any mechanical method of transmission, or the like.

(42) "Term" means that portion of an agreement which relates to a particular matter.

(43) "Unauthorized" signature means one made without actual, implied, or apparent authority and includes a forgery.

(44) "Value". Except as otherwise provided with respect to negotiable instruments and bank collections (Sections 3-303, 4-208 and 4-209) a person gives "value" for rights if he acquires them

(a) in return for a binding commitment to extend credit or for the extension of immediately available credit whether or not drawn upon and whether or not a charge-back is provided for in the event of difficulties in collection; or
(b) as security for or in total or partial satisfaction of a pre-existing claim; or
(c) by accepting delivery pursuant to a pre-existing contract for purchase; or
(d) generally, in return for any consideration sufficient to support a simple contract.
(45) "Warehouse receipt" means a receipt issued by a person engaged in the business of storing goods for hire.

(46) "Written" or "writing" includes printing, typewriting or any other intentiona

[Widescreen]

You have 24 hours to meet my demands. If not I will no longer be posting on these boards
Has anyone called Jack Bauer?

Beep. Boop. Beep. Boop.

[OUDoc]

It's getting serious now.

[dolemitesooner]

§ 1-201. General Definitions.
Subject to additional definitions contained in the subsequent Articles of this Act which are applicable to specific Articles or Parts thereof, and unless the context otherwise requires, in this Act:

(1) "Action" in the sense of a judicial proceeding includes recoupment, counterclaim, set-off, suit in equity and any other proceedings in which rights are determined.

(2) "Aggrieved Party" means a party entitled to resort to a remedy.

(3) "Agreement" means the bargain of the parties in fact as found in their language or by implication from other circumstances including course of dealing or usage of trade or course of performance as provided in this Act (Sections 1-205 and 1-206). Whether an agreement has legal consequences is determined by the provisions of this Act, if applicable; otherwise by the law of contracts (Section 1-103). (Compare "Contract".)

(4) "Bank" means any person engaged in the business of Banking.

(5) "Bearer" means the person in possession of an instrument, document of title, or certificated security payable to bearer or indorsed in blank.

(6) "Bill of lading" means a document evidencing the receipt of goods for shipment issued by a person engaged in the business of transporting or forwarding goods, and includes an airbill. "Airbill" means a document serving for air transportation as a bill of lading does for marine or rail transportation, and includes an air consignment note or air waybill.

(7) "Branch" includes a separately incorporated foreign branch of a bank.

(8) "Burden of establishing" a fact means the burden of persuading the triers of fact that the existence of the fact is more probable than its non-existence.

(9) "Buyer in ordinary course of business" means a person who in good faith and without knowledge that the sale to him is in violation of the ownership rights or security interest of a third party in the goods buys in ordinary course from a person in the business of selling goods of that kind but does not include a pawnbroker. All persons who sell minerals or the like (including oil and gas) at wellhead or minehead shall be deemed to be persons in the business of selling goods of that kind. "Buying" may be for cash or by exchange of other property or on secured or unsecured credit and includes receiving goods or documents of title under a pre-existing contract for sale but does not include a transfer in bulk or as security for or in total or partial satisfaction of a money debt.

(10) "Conspicuous": A term of clause is conspicuous when it is so written that a reasonable person against whom it is to operate ought to have noticed it. A printed heading in capitals (as: Non-Negotiable Bill of Lading) is conspicuous. Language in the body of a form is "conspicuous" if it is in larger or other contrasting type or color. But in a telegram any stated term is "conspicuous". Whether a term or clause is "conspicuous" or not is for decision by the court.

(11) "Contract" means the total legal obligation which results from the parties' agreement as affected by this Act and any other applicable rules of law. (Compare "Agreement".)

(12) "Creditor" includes a general creditor, a secured creditor, a lien creditor and any representative of creditors, including an assignee for the benefit of creditors, a trustee in Bankruptcy, a receiver in equity and an executor or administrator of an insolvent debtor's or assignor's estate.

(13) "Defendant" includes a person in the position of defendant in a cross-action or counterclaim.

(14) "Delivery" with respect to instruments, documents of title, chattel paper, or certificated securities means voluntary transfer of possession.

(15) "Document of title" includes bill of lading, dock warrant, dock receipt, warehouse receipt or order for the delivery of goods, and also any other document which in the regular course of business or financing is treated as adequately evidencing that the person in possession of it is entitled to receive, hold and dispose of the document and the goods it covers. To be a document of title a document must purport to be issued by or addressed to a bailee and purport to cover goods in the bailee's possession which are either identified or are fungible portions of an identified mass.

(16) "Fault" means wrongful act, omission or breach.

(17) "Fungible" with respect to goods or securities means goods or securities of which any unit is, by nature or usage of trade, the equivalent of any other like unit. Goods which are not fungible shall be deemed fungible for the purposes of this Act to the extent that under a particular agreement or document unlike units are treated as equivalents.

(18) "Genuine" means free of forgery or counterfeiting.

(19) "Good faith" means honesty in fact in the conduct or transaction concerned.

(20) "Holder" with respect to a negotiable instrument, means the person in possession if the instrument is payable to bearer or, in the case of an instrument payable to an identified person, if the identified person is in possession. "Holder" with respect to a document of title means the person in possession if the goods are deliverable to bearer or to the order of the person in possession.

(21) To "honor" is to pay or to accept and pay, or where a credit so engages to purchase or discount a draft complying with the terms of the credit.

(22) "Insolvency proceedings" includes any assignment for the benefit of creditors or other proceedings intended to liquidate or rehabilitate the estate of the person involved.

(23) A person is "insolvent" who either has ceased to pay his debts in the ordinary course of business or cannot pay his debts as they become due or is insolvent within the meaning of the federal bankruptcy law.

(24) "Money" means a medium of exchange authorized or adopted by a domestic or foreign government and includes a monetary unit of account established by an intergovernmental organization or by agreement between two or more nations.

(25) A person has "notice" of a fact when

(a) he has actual knowledge of it; or
(b) he has received a notice or notification of it; or
(c) from all the facts and circumstances known to him at the time in question he has reason to know that it exists.
A person "knows" or has "knowledge" of a fact when he has actual knowledge of it. "Discover" or "learn" or a word or phrase of similar import refers to knowledge rather than to reason to know. The time and circumstances under which a notice or notification may cease to be effective are not determined by this Act.

(26) A person "notifies" or "gives" a notice or notification to another by taking such steps as may be reasonably required to inform the other in ordinary course whether or not such other actually comes to know of it. A person "receives" a notice or notification when

(a) it comes to his attention; or
(b) it is duly delivered at the place of business through which the contract was made or at any other place held out by him as the place for receipt of such communications.
(27) Notice, knowledge or a notice or notification received by an organization is effective for a particular transaction from the time when it is brought to the attention of the individual conducting that transaction, and in any event from the time when it would have been brought to his attention if the organization had exercised due diligence. An organization exercises due diligence if it maintains reasonable routines for communicating significant information to the person conducting the transaction and there is reasonable compliance with the routines. Due diligence does not require an individual acting for the organization to communicate information unless such communication is part of his regular duties or unless he has reason to know of the transaction and that the transaction would be materially affected by the information.

(28) "Organization" includes a corporation, government or governmental subdivision or agency, business trust, estate, trust, partnership or association, two or more persons having a joint or common interest, or any other legal or commercial entity.

(29) "Party", as distinct from "Third Party", means a person who has engaged in a transaction or made an agreement within this Act.

(30) "Person" includes an individual or an organization (See Section 1-102).

(31) "Presumption" or "presumed" means that the trier of fact must find the existence of the fact presumed unless and until evidence is introduced which would support a finding of its non-existence.

(32) "Purchase" includes taking by sale, discount, negotiation, mortgage, pledge, lien, issue or re-issue, gift or any other voluntary transaction creating an interest in property.

(33) "Purchaser" means a person who takes by purchase.

(34) "Remedy" means any remedial right to which an aggrieved party is entitled with or without resort to a tribunal.

(35) "Representative" includes an agent, an officer of a corporation or association, and a trustee, executor or administrator of an estate, or any other person empowered to act for another.

(36) "Rights" includes remedies.

(37) "Security interest" means an interest in personal property or fixtures which secures payment or performance of an obligation. The retention or reservation of title by a seller of goods notwithstanding shipment or delivery to the buyer (Section 2-401) is limited in effect to a reservation of a "security interest". The term also includes any interest of a buyer of accounts or chattel paper which is subject to Article 9. The special property interest of a buyer of goods on identification of those goods to a contract for sale under Section 2-401 is not a "security interest", but a buyer may also acquire a "security interest" by complying with Article 9. Unless a consignment is intended as security, reservation of title thereunder is not a "security interest", but a consignment in any event is subject to the provisions on consignment sales (Section 2-326).

Whether a transaction creates a lease or security interest is determined by the facts of each case; however, a transaction creates a security interest if the consideration the lessee is to pay the lessor for the right to possession and use of the goods is an obligation for the term of the lease not subject to termination by the lessee, and

(a) the original term of the lease is equal to or greater than the remaining economic life of the goods,
(b) the lessee is bound to renew the lease for the remaining economic life of the goods or is bound to become the owner of the goods,
(c) the lessee has an option to renew the lease for the remaining economic life of the goods for no additional consideration or nominal additional consideration upon compliance with the lease agreement, or
(d) the lessee has an option to become the owner of the goods for no additional consideration or nominal additional consideration upon compliance with the lease agreement.
A transaction does not create a security interest merely because it provides that

(a) the present value of the consideration the lessee is obligated to pay the lessor for the right to possession and use of the goods is substantially equal to or is greater than the fair market value of the goods at the time the lease is entered into,
(b) the lessee assumes risk of loss of the goods, or agrees to pay taxes, insurance, filing, recording, or registration fees, or service or maintenance costs with respect to the goods,
(c) the lessee has an option to renew the lease or to become the owner of the goods,
(d) the lessee has an option to renew the lease for a fixed rent that is equal to or greater than the reasonably predictable fair market rent for the use of the goods for the term of the renewal at the time the option is to be performed, or
(e) the lessee has an option to become the owner of the goods for a fixed price that is equal to or greater than the reasonably predictable fair market value of the goods at the time the option is to be performed.
For purposes of this subsection (37):

(x) Additional consideration is not nominal if (i) when the option to renew the lease is granted to the lessee the rent is stated to be the fair market rent for the use of the goods for the term of the renewal determined at the time the option is to be performed, or (ii) when the option to become the owner of the goods is granted to the lessee the price is stated to be the fair market value of the goods determined at the time the option is to be performed. Additional consideration is nominal if it is less than the lessee's reasonably predictable cost of performing under the lease agreement if the option is not exercised;
(y) "Reasonably predictable" and "remaining economic life of the goods" are to be determined with reference to the facts and circumstances at the time the transaction is entered into; and
(z) "Present Value" means the amount as of a date certain of one or more sums payable in the future, discounted to the date certain. The discount is determined by the interest rate specified by the parties if the rate is not manifestly unreasonable at the time the transaction is entered into; otherwise, the discount is determined by a commercially reasonable rate that takes into account the facts and circumstances of each case at the time the transaction was entered into.
(38) "Send" in connection with any writing or notice means to deposit in the mail or deliver for transmission by any other usual means of communication with postage or cost of transmission provided for and properly addressed and in the case of an instrument to an address specified thereon or otherwise agreed, or if there be none to any address reasonable under the circumstances. The receipt of any writing or notice within the time at which it would have arrived if properly sent has the effect of a proper sending.

(39) "Signed" includes any symbol executed or adopted by a party with present intention to authenticate a writing.

(40) "Surety" includes guarantor.

(41) "Telegram" includes a message transmitted by radio, teletype, cable, any mechanical method of transmission, or the like.

(42) "Term" means that portion of an agreement which relates to a particular matter.

(43) "Unauthorized" signature means one made without actual, implied, or apparent authority and includes a forgery.

(44) "Value". Except as otherwise provided with respect to negotiable instruments and bank collections (Sections 3-303, 4-208 and 4-209) a person gives "value" for rights if he acquires them

(a) in return for a binding commitment to extend credit or for the extension of immediately available credit whether or not drawn upon and whether or not a charge-back is provided for in the event of difficulties in collection; or
(b) as security for or in total or partial satisfaction of a pre-existing claim; or
(c) by accepting delivery pursuant to a pre-existing contract for purchase; or
(d) generally, in return for any consideration sufficient to support a simple contract.
(45) "Warehouse receipt" means a receipt issued by a person engaged in the business of storing goods for hire.

(46) "Written" or "writing" includes printing, typewriting or any other intentional

[J-Rod12]

Why can't I start a thread?

[1stTimeCaller]

you only have 10 posts. It's to help newer posters get a feel of the board before they start threads.

[dolemitesooner]

Yeah noob

[Widescreen]

Fungible is a funny word.

[OUDoc]

Fungible is a funny word.
Sure, when someone else has a case of it.:D

[picasso]

type slower.

[boomersooner28]

What does ENA stand for?

[fadada1]

What does ENA stand for?
Every Noobs Apocalypse

[C&CDean]

Flood control is fixed. In Doleo's case I'm thinking we need to up it.

[Scott D]

I think changing doleo's flood control to 24 hours would be highly amusnig.

[crawfish]

I hope they reduce flood control despite this threat.

[OKLA21FAN]

[jerry mcguire] whos going with me [jerry mcguire]
you need a goldfish to make that bit work

[dolemitesooner]

what

[dolemitesooner]

iT IS NOT FIXED YOU CRAZT Y DEAN *** BOTCH ....YOU HAVE 22 HOURS ****ERS

[jk the sooner fan]

is this another episode of "24"?

[C&CDean]

Or in Doleo's case an episode of ">?247&%"

[dolemitesooner]

this is not a joke guys ...I will quit posting

[slickdawg]

Um, Doleo, I think you want flood control "turned off", it's working just fine.

[OKLA21FAN]

this is not a joke guys ...I will quit posting
"Hold it, men. He's not bluffing."
http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/blazingsad80.jpeg

[dolemitesooner]

Um, Doleo, I think you want flood control "turned off", it's working just fine.
YEAH i WANT IT TURNED OFF...i WANT THIS STUPID i HAVE TO WAIT 60 SECOND PHCYO JANKEY SIDESHOW BOBB BULL**** TURNED OFF

[C&CDean]

this is not a joke guys ...I will quit posting

pfffft. promises, promises...

[dolemitesooner]

I aint ****ing kidding...I got plenty of **** I can do up here at work I am tired of this oppresive bull****

[landrun]

you have 10000 posts and you're going to quit now?

I'll bet you're going to stop smoking and drinking in 24 hours too. :D

You're an addict. Face it. You can't quit even if you wanted to.

btw, seriously, how many posts do I have to make before I can start a thread? Or do I have to become a sponsor? And no... the answer is not in the faq. I've looked.

[jk the sooner fan]

i "think" the post count you need is 100......not positive but thats what my failing memory tells me it is

[dolemitesooner]

you have 10000 posts and you're going to quit now?

I'll bet you're going to stop smoking and drinking in 24 hours too. :D

You're an addict. Face it. You can't quit even if you wanted to.

btw, seriously, how many posts do I have to make before I can start a thread? Or do I have to become a sponsor? And no... the answer is not in the faq. I've looked.I DONT DRINK OR SMOKE GDC

[Boomer.....]

Gearyowned!


I DONT DRINK OR SMOKE GDC

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3641/dolemitesoonerusrw0.jpg


man I was so drunk

[tulsaoilerfan]

I aint ****ing kidding...I got plenty of **** I can do up here at work I am tired of this oppresive bull****
Just another way "the man" is keeping us down:D

[GottaHavePride]

adios muchacho.


WHAT!!!??!!?!!! I LOVE MUCHACOS!

[Rogue]

The 60 sec flood control IS the succ.
And I, for one, would miss Doleo.

I know we don't negotiate with terrorists, what about bat-**** *** crazy beyonces? That seems reasonable enough.

[dolemitesooner]

You have 14 hours to meet my demands ...if they are not met I am gone

[leavingthezoo]

WHAT!!!??!!?!!! I LOVE MUCHACOS!

i thought you loved mu-orien-tos.:D

[soonerboomer93]

jot-kka

[sooneron]

this is not a joke guys ...I will quit posting
Well...









Bye

http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/2013/bye6fc.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

jot-kka

why do you keep telling folks to f**k off?

[dolemitesooner]

[QUOTE=sooneron]Well...









Bye


No worries as I leave I neg your beoncye ***

[sooneron]

heh

[booomer]

Well...









Bye

http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/2013/bye6fc.jpg



So, you too have been catching "Tombstone" on Encore just about every night? :D

[sooneron]

So, you too have been catching "Tombstone" on Encore just about every night? :D
Actually, no. I have it on dvd and ripped to the ipod, as well.
My favorite part is where Doc starts spinning the cup at the farrow table. What's your's?

[Czar Soonerov]

What

[Czar Soonerov]

is

[Czar Soonerov]

this

[Czar Soonerov]

flood

[Czar Soonerov]

control

[Czar Soonerov]

of

[Czar Soonerov]

which

[Czar Soonerov]

you

[Czar Soonerov]

speak?

[Czar Soonerov]

:D

[OCUDad]

Snotty moderator spek.

[dolemitesooner]

**** you czar I aint playing I want that **** gone

[Czar Soonerov]

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

[yermom]

ooh, Czar that sucks SO BAD

:mad:

[yermom]

Actually, no. I have it on dvd and ripped to the ipod, as well.
My favorite part is where Doc starts spinning the cup at the farrow table. What's your's?

I have two guns, one for each of you

[Czar Soonerov]

ooh, Czar that sucks SO BAD

:mad:

You can tell me all about it in 60 seconds....

:pop:

[soonerboomer93]

why do you keep telling folks to f**k off?

i'm not saying **** off


maybe i should learn that one though


of course i wouldn't need to say it if some whiney bitches would quit crying

[booomer]

Actually, no. I have it on dvd and ripped to the ipod, as well.
My favorite part is where Doc starts spinning the cup at the farrow table. What's your's?


That's probably my favorite part as well. I also like the part where Wyatt smacks Billy Bob Thorton around.

And, of course, the most memorable part (for me) is: "You called down the thunder, well you've got it. You tell'em I'm coming and hell's coming with me!"

[SoonerTerry]

Actually, no. I have it on dvd and ripped to the ipod, as well.
My favorite part is where Doc starts spinning the cup at the farrow table. What's your's?

YOU TELLEM' I"M COMIN..... AND HELLS' COMIN WITH ME!!!!!!

[sanantoniosooner]

Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

[SoonerTerry]

you have 10000 posts and you're going to quit now?

I'll bet you're going to stop smoking and drinking in 24 hours too. :D

You're an addict. Face it. You can't quit even if you wanted to.

btw, seriously, how many posts do I have to make before I can start a thread? Or do I have to become a sponsor? And no... the answer is not in the faq. I've looked.

Just send me a blank signed check and I'll get that fixed right up for ya.:D .:D .;) .;)

[soonerboomer93]

is he gone yet?

[OU4LIFE]

has 24 hours passed yet?

or is that what the flood control is set to? Cause it sure feels that way.


and seriously, i've been a member, a PAYING member of the board for some time now. I don't have the freedom to check it like I used to. I only really have a couple of minutes here and there. 60 flood control makes it impossible to contribute to more than 1 or 2 threads as a time, when I have a chance. So then I get back and get PM's about why I didn't respond to someone.

60 seconds sucks.

[dolemitesooner]

i'm not saying **** off


maybe i should learn that one though


of course i wouldn't need to say it if some whiney bitches would quit crying
Who the **** you calling a whiney bitch

[dolemitesooner]

4 hour mods ....you have 4 hours

[dolemitesooner]

is he gone yet?
Are you gone yet...****in jackass :)

[dolemitesooner]

2 hours and 30 minutes

[C&CDean]

I can hardly ****ing wait.

[OCUDad]

Will there be a memorial service?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I wanna know what I was supposed to beg for.

Don't I?

:mack:

[dolemitesooner]

I wanna know what I was supposed to beg for.

Don't I?

:mack:
You should be begging beano to keep me around...BEANO would od anythin for you

[dolemitesooner]

I can hardly ****ing wait.
:( and here I thouhgt I meant SOMTHIGN TOT YOU

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Phfft...Beano's got a restraining order on me. He ain't helping me do anything.

:kelvin:

[dolemitesooner]

iT APPPEARS THAT THE MODS ARE TRYING TO NEGOTIAGTE it is now 45 seconds...but I am leaving unless it is 30

[C&CDean]

iT APPPEARS THAT THE MODS ARE TRYING TO NEGOTIAGTE it is now 45 seconds...but I am leaving unless it is 30

I have never "NEGOTIAGTE" in my entire life. You keep that filth off this board.

[sanantoniosooner]

1 hour until Dolectomy?

[dolemitesooner]

You have unitl the clock strikes 1pm central time 1 hour and 5 min make it happen or I go packin

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Can this be considered a meltdown?

[bri]

Dude, you should learn to embrace the flood control. Use the extra time to, oh, I don't know...spell check. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

**** you bri....I aint embrace this Libral bull****. You have 35 min

[dolemitesooner]

Attica, Attica!
Dolemeteor: is this so you can get a sex change operation for your boyfren?
I told you gramps I am not gay I like woman ......but I am still going thro with the sex change.....BUT LISTEN i AM GONE IN 35 MIN UNLEES THIS **** IS FIX

[Sooner_Bob]

has 24 hours passed yet?

or is that what the flood control is set to? Cause it sure feels that way.


and seriously, i've been a member, a PAYING member of the board for some time now. I don't have the freedom to check it like I used to. I only really have a couple of minutes here and there. 60 flood control makes it impossible to contribute to more than 1 or 2 threads as a time, when I have a chance. So then I get back and get PM's about why I didn't respond to someone.

60 seconds sucks.


Best

post

eVAR.


Or at least in this thread.

[dolemitesooner]

yOU GUYS BETTER START WARING THE MODS

[dolemitesooner]

Peopl of the soonerfans community that stand with me in my endevore. We must uniGHT in this our greats our, Today WE SATD WE to leave soonerfans as one. WE WILL TRAVEL THE interwebs with out places with things such as flood control

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Peopl of the soonerfans community that stand with me in my endevore. We must uniGHT in this our greats our, Today WE SATD WE to leave soonerfans as one. WE WILL TRAVEL THE interwebs with out places with things such as flood control

That's so gonna be someone's new sig...

[C&CDean]

Knock yourself out gangstazz.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Spell checker is your friend!

[dolemitesooner]

WHta is a spellcheCKAE

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

WHta is a spellcheCKAE

I was wrong.

THIS is someone's new sig...

[sanantoniosooner]

Spell checker is your friend!
English is Dole's second language. Cut him some slack.

[SoonerStormchaser]

BSG,

Ask, and you shall receive.

[dolemitesooner]

i am writing my eoulogy

[Sooner_Bob]

Peopl of the soonerfans community that stand with me in my endevore. We must uniGHT in this our greats our, Today WE SATD WE to leave soonerfans as one. WE WILL TRAVEL THE interwebs with out places with things such as flood control


So is this your "I have a dream" speech? :D

[C&CDean]

So is this your "I have a dream" speech? :D

No, it's his "we could only wish" speech.

[OKLA21FAN]

'mission accomplished'?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Dean, can you send him on a day's vacation just for laughs?

[C&CDean]

A day? If I bane the gangstazz it'll be for more than a day. But don't think I haven't thought about it...

[dolemitesooner]

Ok Listen Bicthses. After a 2 years of a medicore experience, in which I had decided to become an silver Sponsor(that wwhich I only donated money 1 time then cut off my account but still have recived silver access for over a year will not paying a ****ing Dime), I got into the invisable thread after a long hard battle, I had a 6533915 spek rating based on Breaking htat **** on lionley night at yermoms house, in the last million years IQ have found this is APLAVCE I DONT WANT TO POST AND HAVE TO WAIT ON ****ING FLOOD CONTROL. tHERE ARE OTHERS PLACE ON THESE INNERWEBS WHERE i CAN TAKE MY WIT AND KNODLEGE
jAYSON .K .HARTLESS
BUM

[Mjcpr]

'mission accomplished'?

No, there are still small pockets of organized flood control resistance in the outlying areas.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh, man...

[SoonerStormchaser]

Just say:
"Have a nice vacation."
"BWA HA HA HA HA!"

[SoonerStormchaser]

Buh bye!

[OKLA21FAN]

Ok Listen Bicthses. After a 2 years of a medicore experience, in which I had decided to become an silver Sponsor(that wwhich I only donated money 1 time then cut off my account but still have recived silver access for over a year will not paying a ****ing Dime), I got into the invisable thread after a long hard battle, I had a 6533915 spek rating based on Breaking htat **** on lionley night at yermoms house, in the last million years IQ have found this is APLAVCE I DONT WANT TO POST AND HAVE TO WAIT ON ****ING FLOOD CONTROL. tHERE ARE OTHERS PLACE ON THESE INNERWEBS WHERE i CAN TAKE MY WIT AND KNODLEGE
jAYSON .K .HARTLESS
BUM
"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodby"?

[sanantoniosooner]

Dole was like the mentally challenged brother I never had.

Who will put a cork on his fork now?

[yermom]

this thread was win-win :D

[Osce0la]

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

The dork is lurking on vBookie right now.

He ain't goin' nowhere...

[1stTimeCaller]

The dork is lurking on vBookie right now.

He ain't goin' nowhere...


Of course not, he never got an application to be a Martyr from me.

[bri]

this thread was win-win :D

Well yeah, 'cause when he comes over tonight sobbing and needing to be consoled, you get to be back spoon for a change. ;)

[yermom]

dude, i'm ALWAYS back spoon

[bri]

Yeah, you're only saying that because doleo isn't here to correct you. :D

[Scott D]

A day? If I bane the gangstazz it'll be for more than a day. But don't think I haven't thought about it...

it'd be more amusing if you followed baneing his *** by firing his *** :)

[Sooner_Bob]

So is he gone . . .

[OUDoc]

So is he gone . . .


fortunecitowned.
EDIT: apparently

[Scott D]

fortunecitowned.

[OUDoc]

fortunecitowned.
You can't see it?

[sanantoniosooner]

You can't see it?
nope

[tulsaoilerfan]

Why is everyone picking on Doleo?:dolemite:

[Octavian]

The dork is lurking on vBookie right now.

He ain't goin' nowhere...


http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7444/wave2dc8.gif (http://imageshack.us) :dolemite:

[OUTromBoNado]

This thread, which was once filled with lose, is now filled with win.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

He's on now, too.

'...Soonerfans.com...I just cain't quitchoo...'

[jacru]

This thread is too long and I don't know what's going on but I'm posting anyway. :P

[Osce0la]

Has anyone seen Doleo lately?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

OMG.

He just texted me and said 'I can't post for 2 months. Stupid bets'

Heh. :D

[Boomer.....]

Heh. So he's baned.

[Mjcpr]

Whoever he bet with......could you talk him into double or nothing?

TIA

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I replied with 'That's torture! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!'

And he said:

'I'm not laughing you crazy a** yanich'.


Is that Jewish?

[bobbyh17]

NO he aint banned Y you GOTSZ TO BE SO SYUPUID

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: TROLL!

[bobbyh17]

I replied with 'That's torture! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!'

And he said:

'I'm not laughing you crazy a** yanich'.


Is that Jewish?
No its engrish you crazy azz beoncye

[bri]

You know, there's better ways to change handles. ;)

[yermom]

that was his original handle :D

[bri]

Switching back to your original handle is SO last March. ;)

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

Has anyone seen Doleo lately?
who?

[FrenchFry]

He's on now, too.

'...Soonerfans.com...I just cain't quitchoo...'

It's worse than speedballs.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

The truth is that Dolemite is a reverse Oreo...White on the outside and black on the inside ;)

[Rogue]

Doleo lost a bet. He's back now. I feel much better now.