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:eek:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=152bd5f9be
They seem to get the most out of life and are living well.
I would go insane. Oh, wait. I already am.
Two chicks at the same time, man! If they get married, will it be polygami?
OUHOMER
1/23/2007, 07:19 PM
no but you would have 2 of them telling what you should be doing or not doing.
MojoRisen
1/23/2007, 07:43 PM
no but you would have 2 of them telling what you should be doing or not doing.
I tried to think of something funney- but every scenario that come too mind really creeped me out- no offense too the gals but my devious mind has ruined me for the evening...
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 07:58 PM
strange
yermom
1/23/2007, 07:58 PM
:hot:
Sooner_Bob
1/23/2007, 08:14 PM
whoa
JohnnyMack
1/23/2007, 08:39 PM
Congratulations, we're officially on our way to Dante's secret 10th layer of hell. Good times.
Congratulations, we're officially on our way to Dante's secret 10th layer of hell. Good times.
You should see the Super Duper Secret 11th layer, it's for people revoking their sponsorship. Ball gags and bowling pins are the punishment.:D
JohnnyMack
1/23/2007, 08:45 PM
You should see the Super Duper Secret 11th layer, it's for people revoking their sponsorship. Ball gags and bowling pins are the punishment.:D
Heh. :les:I'M NOT A PIN-SETTER!!!!!!!
colleyvillesooner
1/23/2007, 08:47 PM
I'm going to hell.
That would be so weird. I cannot stop running scenarios they could get in through my head.
Oldnslo
1/23/2007, 09:28 PM
I've seen the future:
They end up marrying two dudes. And they all live together.
IT'S COMEDY GOLD, JERRY!
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 09:35 PM
Instead of a forehead do they have an eighthead?
BeetDigger
1/23/2007, 09:42 PM
Instead of a forehead do they have an eighthead?
Ok, I was going to do a corollary to this but it is just too creepy.
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 09:46 PM
Just think. Someday she could be a mother in law.
(nag)^2
Say one of these girls falls in love..but her sister hates the guy. She has sex with the dude. Is it love for one and rape for the other?
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 09:51 PM
If they meet a deaf guy it could be a match made in heaven.
olevetonahill
1/23/2007, 09:52 PM
I'm going to hell.
That would be so weird. I cannot stop running scenarios they could get in through my head.
I am so already there
Double your pleasure
Double your fun
with Double heads , double heads , double heads,FUN :eek:
I am so sorry
NOT :D
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 09:53 PM
hmmmm
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 09:56 PM
I wonder if they ever fight over who gets that last bite.
in the case of a date with a regular guy. They go to lovers' lane and park. He was driving, but the girl he wants is the one on the window side, so that leaves the other in the middle. If things get hot and heavy, and heavy petting ensues, who is giving the HJ? The spair or the date?
I'm going to the tenth level.
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:08 PM
You know. I'm trying to steer this to the safe side of sicko and you guys wont have none of it.
colleyvillesooner
1/23/2007, 10:09 PM
Which one knows when it's time to go to the bathroom?
Who has to wipe?
Who has to do all the writing?
If they get pulled over, who gets the ticket?
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:10 PM
The toothpaste bill would be horrendous.
colleyvillesooner
1/23/2007, 10:12 PM
Dude, you are slaying me.
You wanna be roomies in hell?
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:16 PM
Waiting on her to finish flossing in the john WOULD be hell.
colleyvillesooner
1/23/2007, 10:17 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of waiting on makeup and hair for a date.
Oh my god, those two bills alone. :eek:
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:18 PM
A set of braces could send her parents into bankruptcy.
I was thinking more along the lines of waiting on makeup and hair for a date.
Oh my god, those two bills alone. :eek:
the makeup bill would be the same as having twins, but where you save the $$$, toilet paper.
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 10:21 PM
On the other hand all "buy one get one free" for neck up products is kind of a wash.
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:23 PM
I wonder if the likes to wear turtlenecks shirts.
On the other hand all "buy one get one free" for neck up products is kind of a wash.
That made me think, when they go to a movie or a sports event, do they have to pay for one ticket or two?
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 10:27 PM
That made me think, when they go to a movie or a sports event, do they have to pay for one ticket or two?
I would think movies - yes, two are seeing the show
Sports events........eh, no. only using one seat.
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:27 PM
That would suck if one of them snored a lot.
That would suck if one of them snored a lot.
who gets the blame for farting out loud?
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 10:28 PM
confusing Im sure
colleyvillesooner
1/23/2007, 10:28 PM
Do they give us shovels in hell to keep digging?
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:30 PM
If she got blasted by that urinating gymnast it would be double nasty.
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 10:31 PM
2 for 1 drinks wouldnt go too far
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:34 PM
Yodeling Duet.
Top that.
Hot dog eating contest winner.
Top THAT
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:37 PM
Both Fists in mouth
TOP THAT!
who gets the blame for farting out loud?
Sorry guys, but thats the thread ender right there.
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 10:40 PM
so, when they dont want to hear what someone is saying, how they gonna stick their fingers in their ears?
record leg shaving in the shower, as not to use all the hot water.
TOPTHAT
If one started smoking dope, and the other started drinking whiskey, they would get pretty fugged up :eek:
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:43 PM
record leg shaving in the shower, as not to use all the hot water.
TOPTHAT
BS Flag.
One head had limited mobility and further blocked the vision of the other head.
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 10:43 PM
I guess it would be easier to look both ways before crossing the street.
I guess it would be easier to look both ways before crossing the street.
Ok now that made me chuckle :D
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:45 PM
Double Icecream headache could send the body into shock.
BS Flag.
One head had limited mobility and further blocked the vision of the other head.
What!!! each could be in charge of a leg. 2 heads, 2 sets of eyes, 2 arms, 2 razors.
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:46 PM
What!!! each could be in charge of a leg. 2 heads, 2 sets of eyes, 2 arms, 2 razors.
edited, just in case.
OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 10:48 PM
dating must be tough
olevetonahill
1/23/2007, 10:49 PM
who gets the blame for farting out loud?
The Left leaning broad ! sheesh and you call your self a conservative :eek:
That one head can't turn.
Plucking nipple hair would be about all it could pull off.
Judges, I would like a ruling.
sanantoniosooner
1/23/2007, 10:50 PM
guess I didn't edit fast enough.
jk the sooner fan
1/23/2007, 10:56 PM
i feel sorry for the new kid at school on the first day
i'd love to get a picture of the look on his/her face.....
olevetonahill
1/23/2007, 10:57 PM
Im on the umteenth level
you still have 2 of em to give Ya head !:D
This is supposed to be an inspiring story, about how humans can conquer even the most difficult challenges. How we can overcome anything with our will, our intellect, and our might. This wasn't supposed to be some thread where a bunch of frat boys make adolescent jokes about those less fortunete.
Having said that...
Am I going to Hell for laughing at all of these posts?
colleyvillesooner
1/23/2007, 11:24 PM
Am I going to Hell for laughing at all of these posts?
Oh, I'm pretty sure the Dark one is building a wing for us as we speak. They'll be plenty of room.
MojoRisen
1/23/2007, 11:36 PM
Well with the right representation they wouldn't have to worry about money too much and could certainly ease the pain of adversity!
Bridget the midget did ok for herself-
OK - I am going down....
olevetonahill
1/24/2007, 12:27 AM
Well with the right representation they wouldn't have to worry about money too much and could certainly ease the pain of adversity!
Bridget the midget did ok for herself-
OK - I am going down....
Left or right ?
you are one of em rite ?
Pricetag
1/24/2007, 12:57 AM
This is supposed to be an inspiring story, about how humans can conquer even the most difficult challenges. How we can overcome anything with our will, our intellect, and our might. This wasn't supposed to be some thread where a bunch of frat boys make adolescent jokes about those less fortunete.
Less fortunate? How is having two heads a handicap? That's only slightly less cool than having two, uh, other things.
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