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royalfan5
1/23/2007, 01:26 PM
President Bush announces that he wants to double the renewable fuel mandate. Do not run out to invest in ethanol. The mandated doubling of production will look real dumb when ethanol starts losing money hand over fist later this year, unless oil spikes again. There just isn't enough corn for it. Also expect to pay more for your meat. That is all.

OklahomaTuba
1/23/2007, 01:33 PM
Hydrogen & Nuclear will be getting some love I can assure you.

Mjcpr
1/23/2007, 01:35 PM
Hydrogen & Nuclear will be getting some love I can assure you.

*Ahem* I believe you mean nukeular.

royalfan5
1/23/2007, 01:35 PM
Hydrogen & Nuclear will be getting some love I can assure you.
about damn time. This country needs more Nukes. Even France has figured out that building nukes is a great idea. I'm tired of being behind France in a catergory.

OklahomaTuba
1/23/2007, 01:38 PM
*Ahem* I believe you mean nukeular.

:D

TopDaugIn2000
1/23/2007, 01:46 PM
*Ahem* I believe you mean nukeular.

and "doooodie" as "mericans"

OklahomaTuba
1/23/2007, 01:51 PM
My fellow Mericans, I am pleased to tell ya I just signed legislation which outlaws Iran forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

fadada1
1/23/2007, 02:33 PM
My fellow Mericans, I am pleased to tell ya I just signed legislation which outlaws Iran forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
iz iran full uv tuurrrrists???

crawfish
1/23/2007, 02:57 PM
There just isn't enough corn for it. Also expect to pay more for your meat. That is all.

I'm having trouble making the connection between corn and prostitution. :confused:

OU Adonis
1/23/2007, 03:04 PM
about damn time. This country needs more Nukes. Even France has figured out that building nukes is a great idea. I'm tired of being behind France in a catergory.


They surrender more than us. Are you tired of that? :p

SicEmBaylor
1/23/2007, 03:15 PM
Hydrogen & Nuclear will be getting some love I can assure you.

Some nuclear powered cars would be pretty sweet.

birddog
1/23/2007, 03:34 PM
strategery.

royalfan5
1/23/2007, 03:58 PM
I'm having trouble making the connection between corn and prostitution. :confused:
Hookers need a high energy diet to keep their bodies in condition, ergo you have to feed them lots of rolled corn. Do you expect the pimp just to eat that cost or pass it on to you the loyal customer?

SoonerInKCMO
1/23/2007, 07:49 PM
The hookers in my hood look like they get their energy from crystal meth.

I'm hoping Bush announces a plan to accelerate fossil fuel burning to accelerate global warming to change our climate so that it's suitable for growing sugar cane so we can make ethanol from a product with a higher energy balance. That'd rule.

OUinFLA
1/23/2007, 07:56 PM
iz iran full uv tuurrrrists???

Please tell me tuurrrists are not targets for nuking?
If so, Florida is doomed.

Rogue
1/23/2007, 08:12 PM
:texan: