View Full Version : We get to keep the chair
royalfan5
1/22/2007, 05:26 PM
http://journalstar.com/news/nebraska/doc45b5185b4dfd0663332896.txt
Not that we use it that often, but we get to keep our electric chair. If I were to be executed the chair would be my second choice. firing squad would be my first.
soonerboomer93
1/22/2007, 06:07 PM
hanging
so I can get my head popped off
being headless is way scarier when you come back to haunt mother****ers
proud gonzo
1/22/2007, 06:17 PM
seriously, if I was ever executed, I'd want it to be by guillotine.
yermom
1/22/2007, 06:20 PM
i hate needles, but i'm thinking lethal injection
proud gonzo
1/22/2007, 06:24 PM
i ****ing hate needles for any reason. I don't care if that'd be the least painful method theoretically. If I died by a needle, the needles win and I am not okay with that.
SicEmBaylor
1/22/2007, 06:30 PM
Needles don't bother me, but I have a fear of electricity.
I think I'd prefer either hanging or firing squad. No hood though I've gotta see it coming.
Like I said, needles don't bother me but I'm always told "look away" so I don't know when it's coming. That's bull****, I want to know when I'm going to get it.
BigRedJed
1/22/2007, 06:43 PM
I'd prefer to be pressed to death. Or die in a dunking stool. Or, possibly, stoning.
StoopTroup
1/22/2007, 06:46 PM
I want to be chased by HAWT naked Roller Derby Girls over a cliff, falling to my death into a 6 foot deep grave while they are holding services for me at the same time.
For my last meal...
I'd like some bourbon.
SicEmBaylor
1/22/2007, 07:42 PM
My last meal would be whatever takes the longest to prepare.
BigRedJed
1/22/2007, 07:51 PM
I'd go with... ...ribs.
soonerboomer93
1/22/2007, 08:16 PM
kobe beef brisket and baked alaska maybe?
toss in some fresh alaskan king crab, and fresh octopus :D
Newbomb Turk
1/22/2007, 08:19 PM
I want to be chased by HAWT naked Roller Derby Girls over a cliff
why would you be running from them?
SicEmBaylor
1/22/2007, 08:22 PM
mmmmm Rollergirl.
soonerboomer93
1/22/2007, 08:22 PM
cause they have razor sharp blades on their hockey sticks
Well well well...
The ACLU (or some commie anti-american basterds) tried to ground OK's lethal injection based on cruel and unusual punishment.
I guess this means we should go back to the electric chair :texan:
SoonerInKCMO
1/22/2007, 09:06 PM
seriously, if I was ever executed, I'd want it to be by guillotine.
Cave of Roses for me - read about it in the Jan-Feb Mental Floss
Cave of Roses: A rare Swedish method of execution in which the victim was confined to a cave full of snakes and poisonous reptiles. :texan:
proud gonzo
1/22/2007, 09:20 PM
interesting
Needles don't bother me, but I have a fear of electricity.
I think I'd prefer either hanging or firing squad. No hood though I've gotta see it coming.
Like I said, needles don't bother me but I'm always told "look away" so I don't know when it's coming. That's bull****, I want to know when I'm going to get it.
I look away not because I don't want to see it coming, but because I don't want to see it at all. I can look at it when they give me shots--that's fine. Even TB tests where it makes a little bubble under the skin on your arm--that's fine. But I don't want to see them sucking my blood. ew ew ew ew ew
soonerboomer93
1/22/2007, 09:21 PM
Cave of Roses for me - read about it in the Jan-Feb Mental Floss
Cave of Roses: A rare Swedish method of execution in which the victim was confined to a cave full of snakes and poisonous reptiles. :texan:
but then the snakes win, and you can't let the snakes win
Jimminy Crimson
1/23/2007, 03:45 AM
Cave of Roses for me - read about it in the Jan-Feb Mental Floss
Cave of Roses: A rare Swedish method of execution in which the victim was confined to a cave full of snakes and poisonous reptiles. :texan:
So that's where they got the idea for Fear Factor! :D
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