We get to keep the chair

[royalfan5]

http://journalstar.com/news/nebraska/doc45b5185b4dfd0663332896.txt

Not that we use it that often, but we get to keep our electric chair. If I were to be executed the chair would be my second choice. firing squad would be my first.

[soonerboomer93]

hanging

so I can get my head popped off

being headless is way scarier when you come back to haunt mother****ers

[proud gonzo]

seriously, if I was ever executed, I'd want it to be by guillotine.

[yermom]

i hate needles, but i'm thinking lethal injection

[proud gonzo]

i ****ing hate needles for any reason. I don't care if that'd be the least painful method theoretically. If I died by a needle, the needles win and I am not okay with that.

[SicEmBaylor]

Needles don't bother me, but I have a fear of electricity.

I think I'd prefer either hanging or firing squad. No hood though I've gotta see it coming.

Like I said, needles don't bother me but I'm always told "look away" so I don't know when it's coming. That's bull****, I want to know when I'm going to get it.

[BigRedJed]

I'd prefer to be pressed to death. Or die in a dunking stool. Or, possibly, stoning.

[StoopTroup]

I want to be chased by HAWT naked Roller Derby Girls over a cliff, falling to my death into a 6 foot deep grave while they are holding services for me at the same time.

For my last meal...

I'd like some bourbon.

[SicEmBaylor]

My last meal would be whatever takes the longest to prepare.

[BigRedJed]

I'd go with... ...ribs.

[soonerboomer93]

kobe beef brisket and baked alaska maybe?

toss in some fresh alaskan king crab, and fresh octopus :D

[Newbomb Turk]

I want to be chased by HAWT naked Roller Derby Girls over a cliff

why would you be running from them?

[SicEmBaylor]

mmmmm Rollergirl.

[soonerboomer93]

cause they have razor sharp blades on their hockey sticks

[Jerk]

Well well well...

The ACLU (or some commie anti-american basterds) tried to ground OK's lethal injection based on cruel and unusual punishment.

I guess this means we should go back to the electric chair :texan:

[SoonerInKCMO]

seriously, if I was ever executed, I'd want it to be by guillotine.

Cave of Roses for me - read about it in the Jan-Feb Mental Floss

Cave of Roses: A rare Swedish method of execution in which the victim was confined to a cave full of snakes and poisonous reptiles. :texan:

[proud gonzo]

interesting

Needles don't bother me, but I have a fear of electricity.

I think I'd prefer either hanging or firing squad. No hood though I've gotta see it coming.

Like I said, needles don't bother me but I'm always told "look away" so I don't know when it's coming. That's bull****, I want to know when I'm going to get it.
I look away not because I don't want to see it coming, but because I don't want to see it at all. I can look at it when they give me shots--that's fine. Even TB tests where it makes a little bubble under the skin on your arm--that's fine. But I don't want to see them sucking my blood. ew ew ew ew ew

[soonerboomer93]

Cave of Roses for me - read about it in the Jan-Feb Mental Floss

Cave of Roses: A rare Swedish method of execution in which the victim was confined to a cave full of snakes and poisonous reptiles. :texan:

but then the snakes win, and you can't let the snakes win

[Jimminy Crimson]

Cave of Roses for me - read about it in the Jan-Feb Mental Floss

Cave of Roses: A rare Swedish method of execution in which the victim was confined to a cave full of snakes and poisonous reptiles. :texan:

So that's where they got the idea for Fear Factor! :D