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BoogercountySooner
1/21/2007, 09:13 AM
Natural Male Enhancement! Not sure what that meens but I can guess! I like the commercial if I was a single dude I would have to buy some and go hang out at the bars. It seems to work for that old dude on the Commercial.


Questions I have are.

What does this stuff do?

Is it Flavored?

Does it help the regular stand up guy like me?

Discuss.

Chuck Bao
1/21/2007, 09:36 AM
I'll admit that I have taken Viagra as a recreational drug like many years ago.

Not any more, unless I'm like a trout spawning before death.

I'm not sure about enhancements. That stuff seems silly to me.

Okla-homey
1/21/2007, 09:58 AM
It prolly works about as well as burying a small statue of St Joseph in your yard helps you sell your house quicker.

IOW, if you think it helps, it may.;)

Personally, I'm a big proponent of after-shave containing 2% real panther p1ss.

sooner_born_1960
1/21/2007, 10:04 AM
Q: How do I use the MAXODERM™ Male Enhancement System ?
A: The MAXODERM™ Male Enhancement system is very easy to use. Simply massage a quarter-sized dab directly onto the penis for approximately 5-10 minutes while self-pleasuring.

Initial Integration Phase: Although you WILL begin to feel a difference with your very first use, in order to achieve the greatest possible results while on the MAXODERM™ Male Enhancement System, we recommend the following application frequency for the first 12 weeks:
Week 1: 4 applications
Week 2-3: 5 applications per week
Week 4-6: 6 applications per week
Week 7-8: 5 applications per week
Week 9-10: 4 applications per week
Week 11-12: 3 applications per week
It looks like you don't use when you're with wimmins.

jk the sooner fan
1/21/2007, 10:06 AM
is steve martins penis cream no longer on the shelf?

fadada1
1/21/2007, 10:13 AM
for approximately 5-10 minutes while self-pleasuring.

5-10 minutes is awfully optimistic... so is 6 applications per week (while self-pleasuring).

OUHOMER
1/21/2007, 10:24 AM
but what the hell does it do for you. does it make it bigger or keep the party going longer

fadada1
1/21/2007, 10:28 AM
i think it makes yer junk bigger. they have stuff that'll make the "party go longer" (as you say), that you can put right on before the act - it numbs yer junk.

OUHOMER
1/21/2007, 10:33 AM
if it numbs the junk, why bother? oH yea i guess i am not the only one at the party

sooner_born_1960
1/21/2007, 12:59 PM
if it numbs the junk, why bother? oH yea i guess i am not the only one at the party
Unless you're self-pleasuring.

StoopTroup
1/21/2007, 01:14 PM
Application time = 10 minutes ( rub vigorously )

tbl
1/21/2007, 05:12 PM
Natural Male Enhancement! Not sure what that meens but I can guess! I like the commercial if I was a single dude I would have to buy some and go hang out at the bars. It seems to work for that old dude on the Commercial.


Questions I have are.

What does this stuff do?

Is it Flavored?

Does it help the regular stand up guy like me?

Discuss.
If you're wondering what the blank spek is for, I was going to enter a message and accidentally hit the enter button. I was gonna say "Spek for admitting you have a small penis. ;)"
:D:D:D:D

Newbomb Turk
1/21/2007, 05:20 PM
I was gonna say "Spek for admitting you have a small penis. ;)"
:D:D:D:D

and condolences to Mrs. BCS. ;)

tbl
1/21/2007, 05:25 PM
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

olevetonahill
1/21/2007, 07:42 PM
Dont try it !:eek:
For the last 2 years , I thot it was some new kinda hand loition . Now I cant walk thru a door sideways :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

sanantoniosooner
1/21/2007, 07:47 PM
Dont try it !:eek:
For the last 2 years , I thot it was some new kinda hand loition . Now I cant walk thru a door sideways :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I thought those exotic foods were to blame for your weight gain;)

Newbomb Turk
1/21/2007, 07:48 PM
Dont try it !:eek:
For the last 2 years , I thot it was some new kinda hand loition . Now I cant walk thru a door sideways :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

that's not what is making your belly bigger...it's the beer.

;)

Mongo
1/21/2007, 07:49 PM
If the stuff makes your hog grow, shouldnt the hand that applies it also get bigger?

olevetonahill
1/21/2007, 07:52 PM
If the stuff makes your hog grow, shouldnt the hand that applies it also get bigger?
Dont know but my right is twice the size of my left :eek:

BoogercountySooner
1/21/2007, 10:07 PM
If you're wondering what the blank spek is for, I was going to enter a message and accidentally hit the enter button. I was gonna say "Spek for admitting you have a small penis. ;)"
:D:D:D:D

Thanks for verifying!:D

BoogercountySooner
1/21/2007, 10:09 PM
and condolences to Mrs. BCS. ;)


None needed she has been satisfied for 28 years.:)

sanantoniosooner
1/21/2007, 10:10 PM
None needed she has been satisfied for 28 years.:)
That pool boy is getting pretty old by now isn't he?