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Rogue
1/20/2007, 09:57 PM
I've always been fascinated by magicians, magic tricks, and shows. :cool: Criss Angel and David Blaine = greatness! Hell, that guy that used to come to the Vista in Norman in the '90s was pretty good. Terry Evanswood is coming nearby next weekend and I think I'll try to talk the wifey into going.:pop:

I know a few decent card tricks and hope to get good enough to go up to the VA nursing home and entertain the veterans.

Anyhow, what are your favorite magic tricks?

This Is A Pretty Good One (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chsl8WzYos8)
Hot Rod
1/20/2007, 10:04 PM
I remember that guy from the Vista!

Criss Angel was on a morning talk show and did a simple trick that anyone could do with a match from a book of matches. Everytime that I've done it, everyone is amazed. It's really quite simple.
sanantoniosooner
1/20/2007, 10:06 PM
I can disappear for 6 days.
BeetDigger
1/20/2007, 10:09 PM
I can disappear for 6 days.


Do we have to snap our fingers?

:texan:
sooneron
1/20/2007, 10:18 PM
I've pretty much made my liver disappear.
OUinFLA
1/20/2007, 10:24 PM
I got married, and my sex life disappeared.

It's nothing like Sooner Magic.
Rogue
1/20/2007, 10:33 PM
Disappearance or Euthanasia? (The liver and the sex life)

http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=7365


Euthanasia:The word "euthanasia" comes straight out of the Greek -- "eu", goodly or well + "thanatos", death = the good death -- and for 18th-century writers in England that was what euthanasia meant, a "good" death, a welcome way to depart quietly and well from life.

The most commonly understood meaning of euthanasia today is more than the old dictionary definition of dying well -- a good and easy death. It refers, for example, to the situation when a doctor induces the death with a lethal injection, of a patient who is suffering unrelievably and has persistently requested the doctor to do so.
Mjcpr
1/20/2007, 10:34 PM
Howzit can make a sausage disappear.
sanantoniosooner
1/20/2007, 10:35 PM
Howzit can make a sausage disappear.
I thought it was gerbils
OKC-SLC
1/20/2007, 10:37 PM
I thought it was gerbils
no, it's sausage.
OUinFLA
1/20/2007, 10:57 PM
Howzit can make a sausage disappear.

How would you know? :eek:
BeetDigger
1/20/2007, 11:03 PM
How would you know? :eek:


There's probably a video out there somewhere. :texan:
Howzit
1/20/2007, 11:52 PM
Howzit can make a sausage disappear.

Speaking of sausage, Mjcpr can levitaste.
Mongo
1/20/2007, 11:58 PM
Speaking of sausage, Mjcpr can levitaste.


boooooo:D
Mjcpr
1/21/2007, 12:00 AM
Speaking of sausage, Mjcpr can levitaste.

You still swallowing swords?
Howzit
1/21/2007, 12:04 AM
You still swallowing swords?
:les: ELEPHANT WALK DO-ER!!!1
Mjcpr
1/21/2007, 12:05 AM
:les: ELAPHANT WALK DO-ER!!!1

THAT'S NOT A TRUNK!!
Howzit
1/21/2007, 12:06 AM
THAT'S NOT A TRUNK!!

YOU MUST NOT BE LOOKING AT MINE!!!
Howzit
1/21/2007, 12:07 AM
we're really really sorry about you're thread, rogue...
Frozen Sooner
1/21/2007, 12:42 AM
My great-uncle Edward was a stage magician. Unfortunately, he'd never show me a damn thing. Apparently, he belonged to the Association, 'cause he'd NEVER give away a trick.
Mjcpr
1/21/2007, 12:44 AM
My great-uncle Edward was a stage magician. Unfortunately, he'd never show me a damn thing. Apparently, he belonged to the Association, 'cause he'd NEVER give away a trick.

My uncle was the same way except he was a pimp.
Rogue
1/21/2007, 07:40 AM
we're really really sorry about you're thread, rogue...

No sweat...some threads were born to be jacked. ;)
OUinFLA
1/21/2007, 08:22 AM
No sweat...all threads were born to be jacked. ;)

fixed
StoopTroup
1/21/2007, 01:21 PM
I can make a slinky walk down a flight of stairs.
OUinFLA
1/21/2007, 06:11 PM
I can make a slinky walk down a flight of stairs.

a real magician can make it go up as well.
sanantoniosooner
1/21/2007, 06:14 PM
I can make my mother in law roll down a flight of stairs.
SoonerAtKU
1/21/2007, 06:44 PM
My great-uncle Edward was a stage magician. Unfortunately, he'd never show me a damn thing. Apparently, he belonged to the Association, 'cause he'd NEVER give away a trick.

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

Or cocaine.
Frozen Sooner
1/21/2007, 09:13 PM
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

Or cocaine.

Thank GOD someone finally finished the joke. The fact that my name was right for it was just a bonus that I didn't even think about.

I miss Arrested Development. A lot. :(
C&CDean
1/22/2007, 09:20 AM
It's funny you ask.

http://www.soonerfans.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Sooner_Football/1999/Tailgate_11-6-99&image=t991106a.jpg&img=&tt=img
MamaMia
1/22/2007, 10:10 AM
My father can make it thunder by winking and pulling on his ear lobe. :P