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sanantoniosooner
1/20/2007, 09:28 PM
I've told my son, at times, that his hair looks like a family of mice were evicted and roughed the place up on the way out.

Working with your own imagination for a visual, could you give me some more turn of phrase for unkempt hair?
Frozen Sooner
1/20/2007, 09:29 PM
"Nice Haystack" usually works.
Cam
1/20/2007, 10:05 PM
Here's a dollar, go buy yourself a comb.

Bed head is not a style.
birddog
1/20/2007, 10:09 PM
i'm gonna need to see a pic.
sooneron
1/20/2007, 10:10 PM
" I thought that look went out last year"

"That hair of your's reminds me of Justin Timberlake's"
BajaOklahoma
1/20/2007, 11:45 PM
"I used to have hair like that. I loved it."


That is almost guaranteed to get him to sport a different look. Perhaps not better, but different.
proud gonzo
1/20/2007, 11:48 PM
weedwhacker for a barber
sanantoniosooner
1/20/2007, 11:49 PM
cha cha cha chia son
OUAndy1807
1/20/2007, 11:50 PM
your head looks like a monkey ****ing a football
sanantoniosooner
1/20/2007, 11:52 PM
your head looks like a monkey ****ing a football
that's a little R rated for my kid.
KC//CRIMSON
1/20/2007, 11:52 PM
eat more olives.
Mongo
1/20/2007, 11:55 PM
your hair looks like **** boy now go do something about it.
What? It's your hair and you get to do what you want to with it?
You live under my roof, and until you earn your keep around here and contribute money to this household, your independance and opinion dont mean squat.
birddog
1/21/2007, 12:56 AM
you- son. you've got kind hair....kind like a dog's arse.
Chuck Bao
1/21/2007, 06:52 AM
Now I’ve been watching the Discovery Channel and there is not one, NO NOT ONE, animal in the animal kingdom that dares to show itself on TV with bad hair. Son, even the chipmunks and squirrels are embarrassed for you.

Chewbacca tells me that he is looking for some crack star pilots, but he isn’t about to put up with some scraggly-haired kid. He’s given me this Wookie comb to give to you to straighten it out a bit.

The Moose up in Canadian have this secret. I’m not supposed to tell anyone, but since you’re my son I can tell you that their mousse allows you to grow giant antlers.
Rogue
1/21/2007, 07:38 AM
Funny how times change...

How's this -
What'd you comb your hair with, a vacuum cleaner?

Or,
Oh yeah, well the jerk store called...
BoogercountySooner
1/21/2007, 07:55 AM
Hey buddy did ya get that porkchop out of the fridge that you combed your hair with?
AlbqSooner
1/21/2007, 08:08 AM
that's a little R rated for my kid.
Then have his Uncle tell him. That is what Uncles are for.
OUHOMER
1/21/2007, 08:26 AM
tell him to fix it or your going to give him a burr.....
85Sooner
1/21/2007, 12:49 PM
sneak in at night and put a bow in his hair. worked for me!
BajaOklahoma
1/21/2007, 01:00 PM
your hair looks like **** boy now go do something about it.
What? It's your hair and you get to do what you want to with it?
You live under my roof, and until you earn your keep around here and contribute money to this household, your independance and opinion dont mean squat.


Mongo, do me a huge favor. Print this out and stick a copy in his baby book.
In 16 or 17 years, come back and tell me how this worked out for you. :D


SAS, here's what worked for us. My rules for the hair were that it be clean, acceptable to school and work, and I got to dictate how how looked for important events, such as weddings or family gatherings. In this case, it worked out better that the family is in Oklahoma. Otherwise, I stayed off their case, but took lots of pictures. And I have some great ones.
sooner_born_1960
1/21/2007, 01:03 PM
Son, your hair is unkempt.
BlondeSoonerGirl
1/21/2007, 02:54 PM
'...looks like a buncha spiders are havin' a meeting on his head...'
Czar Soonerov
1/21/2007, 03:27 PM
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1277/jjratsnest1rw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
sanantoniosooner
1/21/2007, 03:31 PM
Czar,

You ought to see the place after they rough it up.
SoonerJack
1/21/2007, 07:36 PM
mmmm, boy needs a haircut....mmmhmmm
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/23/Floyd1.jpg
Melo
1/21/2007, 07:57 PM
Cant help much... my parents begged me NOT to cut my hair.

And i'm not a boy.
sanantoniosooner
1/21/2007, 07:58 PM
Cant help much... my parents begged me NOT to cut my hair.

And i'm not a boy.
Personal experience is only helpful. Not a prereq.
olevetonahill
1/21/2007, 08:05 PM
This is so easy .
Just say " Boy what the hell you trying do ? grow up an look like Olevet " :D
What I win :pop:
opksooner
1/21/2007, 08:10 PM
"Who you goin' to the party as?"
Tulsa_Fireman
1/21/2007, 08:33 PM
Two options.

"Cut your hair or I will."

Or the game winner with multiple benefits...

"Got two choices, boy. You do <insert many tasks here> by next Saturday, I'll let you keep that goatlick on your head." Wash, rinse, repeat.

If you go with option B, you'll have the best lookin' place in town in a month's time. Not to mention, he just may get the hint that hard work goes a lil' smoother with less hair to contend with. Alternative options may be to reinforce reasoning with potential employment, but personally, I find it most effective to perform in my parental role as an oppressor of children. It's not only fun, it's my duty.
olevetonahill
1/21/2007, 08:52 PM
Ok Im goona be serious for a minute ( but NO longer )
If he keeps it clean and combed , Leave the boy alone !
Hell I kept my hair cut and lookin good for years , Because see I respected My folks . They are gone now , Im single My kids are struggling to raise families . So I can do what I want :P
He will grow up , Ala Melo ;)