SO Military Coup

[Howzit]

Fellow South Ovarians:

Be advised that Mjcpr and myself have taken over this forum. It has been bloodless thus far, whether it remains so is up to you.

We will determine who is allowed to remain using the following criteria:

Wimmins: you're in.
Everyone else: case-by-case basis

Thank you for your support, all questions should be sent directly to Mjcpr (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=36376).

[crawfish]

:mad:

[Howzit]

You're not starting off on a very good foot, mudbug.

[Beef]

Go hump a jellyfish.

[Mjcpr]

:mad:

Looks like we have a non-conformist here.

[Howzit]

We probably should have thought ahead on how to handle the humpers.

[Fugue]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8471/lescusssmallvz9.gif

[bri]

I thought they didn't allow gays in the military?


oh, SNAP! :D

[Howzit]

Pat, as Sergeant at Arms, your work's cut out for you...

[Mjcpr]

We probably should have thought ahead on how to handle the humpers.

Abort the ission-ma.

Over.

[Beef]

Worst Innerweb Messageboard Military Coup evar.

[Howzit]

Abort the ission-ma.

Over.

Well...I was leaving for the day anyway. Send a peem on how it goes.

[Mjcpr]

Sorry folks, we were led to believe there weapons of mass destruction here.

Move along.

[fadada1]

next thing you know, they'll try to take over cuba. the south oval is just a start.


this could get messy.

[Howzit]

next thing you know, they'll try to take over cuba. the south oval is just a start.

Don't worry fadada, we'll need one SO golfer, and Lord knows OU4LIFE and picasso aren't qualified.

[Mjcpr]

Well...I was leaving for the day anyway. Send a peem on how it goes.
You heard the man. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=36546)

[fadada1]

Don't worry fadada, we'll need one SO golfer, and Lord knows OU4LIFE and picasso aren't qualified.
cool. and i haven't even had a hole in one.

[SicEmBaylor]

I for one welcome our new South Ovarian overlords. I shower you with flowers in honor of our liberation.

[Howzit]

cool. and i haven't even had a hole in one.

Over. rated.

[colleyvillesooner]

:pop:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Y'all need a Lieutenant underling?

[crawfish]

next thing you know, they'll try to take over cuba. the south oval is just a start.


this could get messy.

Humph. They should've started with "The Sports Book".

[Howzit]

I for one welcome our new South Ovarian overlords. I shower you with flowers in honor of our liberation.

Welcome Sir Sicem! I grant you land and Melo as a reward for your loyalty.

[crawfish]

Welcome Sir Sicem! I grant you land and Melo as a reward for your loyalty.

What did melo ever do to you? :mad:

[Beef]

Y'all need a Lieutenant underling?
You don't want to be under Howzit's ling or anything else.

[Howzit]

Y'all need a Lieutenant underling?

I dub thee,

:les: Lieutenant Underling!!

[SoonerStormchaser]

ROOM TENCH HUT!

SALUTE!

[Howzit]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8471/lescusssmallvz9.gif

Welcome Lord Fuguester!

I dub thee,

:les: Sir Cussalot!!!1

[jk the sooner fan]

might you have need for a Provost Marshal?

[Howzit]

Ask Mjcpr. I don't have enough posts to make that ruling.

[Mjcpr]

I've been asking for a Provost Marshal for years.

[jk the sooner fan]

ahem, resume sent via PM

[bri]

Humph. They should've started with "The Sports Book".

They know better than to try anything where I have full admin powers. I'd have all their posts saying "I'm a pretty panda!" faster than you could say, well, "I'm a pretty panda". :D

[Mjcpr]

Who's going to be in charge of the Tailhook Association and any related symposiums?

[jk the sooner fan]

WARNING WARNING WARNING

you're being watched.....the crow flies at nite....

[Mjcpr]

They know better than to try anything where I have full admin powers. I'd have all their posts saying "I'm a pretty panda!" faster than you could say, well, "I'm a pretty panda". :D

Besides, that thing is more fortified than a nun's box what with the plethora of mods it has.

:D

All of the SO's protection moved along some time ago.

[fadada1]

zee pearl iz in zee rivah!!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

Who's going to be in charge of the Tailhook Association and any related symposiums?

security is always a necessity at those sorts of functions.......

[bri]

Besides, that thing is more fortified than a nun's box what with the plethora of mods it has.

:D

All of the SO's protection moved along some time ago.

Hey, it's not Czar's fault that he has to drive VK to the meetings. It's called a court order, not a court suggestion. ;)

[ChickSoonerFan]

WARNING WARNING WARNING

you're being watched.....the crow flies at nite....

See..this is why I would never make it in the military..I thought the crow flew at midnite.

Nobody would ever dub me anything.

[Sooner_Bob]

Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally.

[jk the sooner fan]

DO NOT BE SARCASTIC

[Sooner_Bob]

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

[Sooner_Bob]

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

[jk the sooner fan]

that is SOLID advice right there folks

[bri]

I like to pillage and burn at the same time. The "ticking clock" aspect it creates REALLY heightens my enjoyment of the pillaging.

[Sooner_Bob]

Draft beer, not people.

[Frozen Sooner]

Humph. They should've started with "The Sports Book".

Never attack the enemy's strength. With three mods, the Sports Book is a stronghold.

[colleyvillesooner]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/471/trogdored3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Sooner_Bob]

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

[Howzit]

I've been asking for a Provost Marshal for years.

I've got one that goes to 11.

[jk the sooner fan]

the methodists are sure to protest any Coup Library......

[Howzit]

See..this is why I would never make it in the military..I thought the crow flew at midnite.

Nobody would ever dub me anything.

Oh, I'll dub ya...

[ChickSoonerFan]

Fellow South Ovarians:

Be advised that Mjcpr and myself have taken over this forum. It has been bloodless thus far, whether it remains so is up to you.

We will determine who is allowed to remain using the following criteria:

Wimmins: you're in.
Everyone else: case-by-case basis

Thank you for your support, all questions should be sent directly to Mjcpr (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=36376).

I just read the first post..I probably should have started there.

I see wimmins are in..but exactly what are we in?

And does that mean I don't have to do anything?

Where are all the other women?

Should I be sending all these questions to Mjcpr?

[Howzit]

Draft beer, not people.

Welcome Bob! I dub thee,

:les: Bob!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

you're in their "nation"....

they'll definitely need secretaries

and stuff

[Howzit]

:les: CONCUBINES!!!

[Beef]

you're in their "nation"....

they'll definitely need secretaries

and sammiches
:pop:

[ChickSoonerFan]

Oh, I'll dub ya...

OK! Go ahead...I'm ready. Dub me. Do it. Now.

This better be gooooood. :)

[Howzit]

This coup is...dare I say it...coo'!!!

[Sooner_Bob]

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

[Howzit]

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

:les: I GOT FIRST DUBS!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

and beer runners

[Chuck Bao]

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/it5C27scoupresized.jpg

[olevetonahill]

I for one welcome our new South Ovarian overlords. I shower you with flowers in honor of our liberation.
you sucass:D
I wanta be in charge of any killin thats need doing ;)

[Mjcpr]

OK! Go ahead...I'm ready. Dub me. Do it. Now.

This better be gooooood. :)

You're going to be soooo disappointed.

:D

[Sooner_Bob]

:les: I GOT FIRST DUBS!!!


:les: She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

[Howzit]

you sucass:D
I wanta be in charge of any killin thats need doing ;)

Welcome olevet! I dub thee,

:les: EARL IN CHARGE OF ANY KILLIN THAT NEEDS DOIN!!!!

[Mjcpr]

You're probably going to want to dub Homey the Head of the History Recorder Dept.

[Howzit]

You're probably going to want to dub Homey the Head of the History Recorder Dept.

Me? What about you? You ain't doin' any dubbin' fer ****!!

This was all your idea!

[olevetonahill]

You're going to be soooo disappointed.

:D
So are you saying your energiser bunny died ?

[Sooner_Bob]

Welcome olevet! I dub thee,

:les: EARL IN CHARGE OF ANY KILLIN THAT NEEDS DOIN!!!!


Welcome, brave sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle South Oval.

[Fugue]

Me? What about you? You ain't doin' any dubbin' fer ****!!

This was all your idea!

slap fight

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[olevetonahill]

Welcome olevet! I dub thee,

:les: EARL IN CHARGE OF ANY KILLIN THAT NEEDS DOIN!!!!
I been in charge of killin for 5 minutes , and not a victem in site :mad:

[Frozen Sooner]

I hereby announce the counterrevolution.

Anyone joining my cause will immediately be granted the power to cure warts and compulsive frotteurism.

[SoonerStormchaser]

One hour and the coup's already up to four pages.

Impressive, oh mighty lords.

[Howzit]

I been in charge of killin for 5 minutes , and not a victem in site :mad:

You're an Earl. You decide who needs to be a victim.

But leave the wimmins alone...we'll be needing them.

[Howzit]

One hour and the coup's already up to four pages.

Impressive, oh mighty lords.

Obviously long overdue. And you've just been promoted to Captain for your astute powers of observation. Help the Earl find some victims.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Can you convince my REAL superiors to do the same on the promotion thingy? I'd really appreciate it!

[Howzit]

I hereby announce the counterrevolution.

Anyone joining my cause will immediately be granted the power to cure warts and compulsive frotteurism.

I ain't askeert.

there's a Count title for you if you'll stfu...

[IB4OU2]

Me? What about you? You ain't doin' any dubbin' fer ****!!

This was all your idea!

I think he's been busy sewing the new flag.....

[Howzit]

Can you convince my REAL superiors to do the same on the promotion thingy? I'd really appreciate it!

Consider it done. Go ahead and adjust your standard of living based on the forthcoming raise.

[Frozen Sooner]

I ain't askeert.

there's a Count title for you if you'll stfu...

I hereby announce the co-opting of the counterrevolution by the glorious current regime!

Long live the coup!

[Widescreen]

Has anyone else noticed that the South Oval isn't really that great of a prize? Why would anyone attempt to take over this place? Sheesh.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Sweetness...SPEK!

[Howzit]

I think he's been busy sewing the new flag.....

oooh....this oughta be good...bet it's got frills...

[Frozen Sooner]

Has anyone else noticed that the South Oval isn't really that great of a prize? Why would anyone attempt to take over this place? Sheesh.

Chicks, man.

[Howzit]

Has anyone else noticed that the South Oval isn't really that great of a prize? Why would anyone attempt to take over this place? Sheesh.

po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe.

[Mjcpr]

Finished! It's fabulous!!

http://www.mattszabo.com/archives/gay%20flag-thumb.bmp

[colleyvillesooner]

Can I be a Duke? A kick *** Duke?

[Frozen Sooner]

I actually want to be the Count of Bacon and Gravy, if we can arrange that.

[Howzit]

Can I be a Duke? A kick *** Duke?

Well duh. EVERYbody knows how you pull strings...

I dub thee,

:les: DUKE O' KICKA55!!!1

[IB4OU2]

oooh....this oughta be good...bet it's got frills...

Is that a smoking camel toe insignia with frills?

[olevetonahill]

You're an Earl. You decide who needs to be a victim.

But leave the wimmins alone...we'll be needing them.
#1 Im going after the Fidel rich dude
#2 thats a DUH ;)

[Howzit]

I actually want to be the Count of Bacon and Gravy, if we can arrange that.

Done!

I dub thee,

:les: COUNT O' BACON 'N GRAVY!!!1

[Howzit]

Is that a smoking camel toe insignia with frills?

He's an overlord now. He can do it if'n he wants.

[olevetonahill]

Has anyone else noticed that the South Oval isn't really that great of a prize? Why would anyone attempt to take over this place? Sheesh.
Down with the infidel :mad:

[Howzit]

You people are gonna be in so much trouble when Phil gets back.

Done!

I dub thee,

:les: OFFICIAL BLACKSMITH AND PLAQUE DO-ER!!!1

[colleyvillesooner]

He's an overlord now. He can do it if'n he wants.

Well, as long as he stays within the ****in' profanity filter he can. :D

[Widescreen]

Down with the infidel :mad:
So now this is a holy revolution. This stinks.

[olevetonahill]

when Do I get my Medal , I done squashed a counter revolution , with out a shot fired , Damit :mad:

[Howzit]

It's in teh mail.

[olevetonahill]

So now this is a holy revolution. This stinks.
You better Join up quick , All the COOL titles are going fast , Plus if you keep dissin us your gonna be on the " needin killin " list:eek:

[olevetonahill]

It's in teh mail.
Ill get it quick iffin Yall set Dean as the postmistress ;)

[crawfish]

We apologize for another woefully realized thread. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

[Sooner_Bob]

Spam. Don't forget the spam.

[Howzit]

We apologize for another woefully realized thread. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

Brown Beanoser.

[Howzit]

Ok, coup's over.

Beano, Dean, Norm, you may leave your cells. I hereby grant your control of the SO back.

But let this be a lesson.

[Widescreen]

But let this be a lesson.
What were we supposed to have learned? If there's a pop-quiz later, I want to be prepared.

[Okla-homey]

Not so fast, I did not even get to shoewhip anyone or rough up any suspects.
23 years in a blue suit oughtta have given me that right amidst a full-on, old-school, Central American style military flippin' coup.

You people disgust me.;)

[OCUDad]

This is the weakest coup evar. Y'all gonna need a surge of about 20,000 more allies if you want to stay in power.

[Okla-homey]

No beatings No peace.

[crawfish]

This is the weakest coup evar. Y'all gonna need a surge of about 20,000 more allies if you want to stay in power.

They can't even decide on a place to eat lunch in less than 6 pages.

[Chuck Bao]

Yeah, this is like that army dude in the Philippines who was perplexed about his lengthy jail sentence for his unsuccessful attempt at a coup. He couldn't quite grasp the fact why other coup-makers in the past didn't have to spend time in jail.

One newspaper tried to help out: "Listen up, they were successful. YOU WEREN'T!"

First rule of coup: it has to be successful.
Second rule of coup: Re-write the constitution to give yourself a pardon for tearing up the previous constitution.
Third rule of coup: Stop others from staging a counter-coup, tearing up your constitution and leaving you without a pardon.

[Okla-homey]

Harumph!, harumph!, harumph!

Hey, I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!

harumph.

[tommie15]

I'd like to be Secretary of the Navy. We do have a Navy, don't we? And I'll need money for lots of sailor hats. Also I'll need some concubines.

[Mjcpr]

Harumph!, harumph!, harumph!

Hey, I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!

harumph.

It's after 1630....shouldn't you be draynkin' by now?

:D

[Howzit]

It's after 1630....shouldn't you be draynkin' by now?

:D

You're assuming he's not?

;)

[Beef]

Not so fast, I did not even get to shoewhip anyone or rough up any suspects.
:eek:

The day is young Homey. Go for it.

[Mjcpr]

You're assuming he's not?

;)

Well, it's just that he usually keeps us informed of these matters.

[PhxSooner]

Wow, I missed a coup this afternoon. Too bad it's over; I was going to bake the new rules some cookies.;)

[Howzit]

It's never too late for cookies.

[PhxSooner]

I do make a mean snickerdoodle.

[Howzit]

Mjcpr, I'll let you handle that one.

[Mjcpr]

No can do, I don't care for the mean ones.

[PhxSooner]

I knew I should have worded that differently...

[soonerboomer93]

I hereby announce the counterrevolution.

Anyone joining my cause will immediately be granted the power to cure warts and compulsive frotteurism.

I would so be in if you gave the power to cause warts also

but then you pussed out, bastage

[TexasLidig8r]

I can supply...

Morally bankrupt women...

Alcohol at Dallas lunches...

Good cigars...

Fashion taste...

That's about it.

[OCUDad]

I can supply...

Morally bankrupt women...

Alcohol at Dallas lunches...

Good cigars...

Fashion taste...

That's about it.Just like a lawyer. Show up at the 11th hour, promise all sorts of things you can't deliver, and then submit a bill for twice the billable hours you put in. I propose to treat Lid as an enemy combatant.

[bri]

They can't even decide on a place to eat lunch in less than 6 pages.

Boom. Headshot.

:D

[soonerboomer93]

I can supply...

Morally bankrupt women...

Alcohol at Dallas lunches...

Good cigars...

Fashion taste...

That's about it.

olevet, here's your first target :D

[BeetDigger]

I can supply...

Morally bankrupt women...

Alcohol at Dallas lunches...

Good cigars...

Fashion taste...

Yankee candle advice...

That's about it.



Couldn't let that slip by.

[BudSooner]

What smells like old cheese in here?

[olevetonahill]

olevet, here's your first target :D
Yup
#1 hes a :texan:
#2 hes a lawyer .
#3 he didnt furnish ME with any of those :mad:
He is so dead :twinkies:

[BeetDigger]

Yup
#1 hes a :texan:
#2 hes a lawyer .
#3 he didnt furnish ME with any of those :mad:
He is so dead :twinkies:


You sure? I thought that he enrolled you in the candle of the month club.

[OUinFLA]

This organization was doomed from the start with the failure to select
an "Elder" early on in the process of giving out meaningless titles.

<cough> ahem <cough>

[Frozen Sooner]

You know, we haven't gone on a good board jihad in a while. I wonder if this is what's causing all the angst around here?

[Melo]

WAIT!



Welcome Sir Sicem! I grant you land and Melo as a reward for your loyalty.

What in the craphell is wrong with you? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[sooner_born_1960]

OK. This has gone 4 pages on my 40 post per page setting. Have you homos figured out where you're having lunch yet? ;)

[olevetonahill]

You sure? I thought that he enrolled you in the candle of the month club.
even tho it seems the COUP has failed :eek:
they have not rescinded My killin authority so Im addin you to list .
Actually youved moved to the top with this !;) :mad: :pop:

[olevetonahill]

You know, we haven't gone on a good board jihad in a while. I wonder if this is what's causing all the angst around here?
There ya go
PG get er done , we will follow ;)

[Melo]

they have not rescinded My killin authority


Killin is all you can think about? They just gave me away to another girl... who cant even make good beer choices. :mad:

[olevetonahill]

OK. This has gone 4 pages on my 40 post per page setting. Have you homos figured out where you're having lunch yet? ;)

Im as homogenised as you can get ;)
Dude its at MY shack , bring beer (lots) chips ,bread , sammich meat , and stuff ! oh and some :twinkies: :twinkies: :twinkies:

[sooner_born_1960]

Not to worry. I don't go anywhere without lots of beer. Hell, I take an ice chest to the barber shop.

[olevetonahill]

Killin is all you can think about? They just gave me away to another girl... who cant even make good beer choices. :mad:
But I gotcha Back , as I move for a better shot with the video camera :eek:
Just kiddin baby , Id hurt em for I let em hurt you !;)

[olevetonahill]

Not to worry. I don't go anywhere without lots of beer. Hell, I take an ice chest to the barber shop.
then you can leave the bread and stuff off the list ;)
Oh and what the hell is a barbara shop ? :confused:

[Mjcpr]

Im as homogenised as you can get

Gawd dammit. That Howzit is frickin' insatiable isn't he?

[olevetonahill]

Gawd dammit. That Howzit is frickin' insatiable isn't he?
He DO like dropping the soap, assidental like dont he ? :eek: :twinkies:

[OCUDad]

But I gotcha Back , as I move for a better shot with the video camera :eek:
Just kiddin baby , Id hurt em for I let em hurt you !;)The thought that SicEm could hurt Melo is making me giggle uncontrollably.

[1stTimeCaller]

y'all are going to stick me on latrine duty aren't you?

[olevetonahill]

y'all are going to stick me on latrine duty aren't you?
The memo I got from the powers that be are , You are " sir plo " ( permanant Latrine orderly ) :D

[Howzit]

WAIT!




What in the craphell is wrong with you? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Sorry. We had no choice. Sir Sicem showered us with flowers.

[BudSooner]

Damn, this place still smells like old cheese.












Must be the overlords.