Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

[8timechamps]

or something is stuck in my kitchen sink pipes. Eitehr way, it smells like death. What is the best drain cleaning product out there? I tried Liquid Plumber Gel, and it did nothing. The drain is working fine, but something is wrong....really wrong.

[OU4LIFE]

it's leftover hooker.

[OU4LIFE]

Have you tried washing your upper lip?

[8timechamps]

it's leftover hooker.

No, that was the bathroom sink.

[OU4LIFE]

You left a can of Live-Chicken-In-A-Can under the sink didn't you?

[8timechamps]

You left a can of Live-Chicken-In-A-Can under the sink didn't you?

No, those are all in route to the middle east.


Hey, I just realized how cool I made the title sound. I'm smart!

[C&CDean]

I wonder what a small chicken needs dies for?

[8timechamps]

I wonder what a small chicken needs dies for?

Well, they like to change the color of....



nevermind

[OU4LIFE]

I wonder what a small chicken needs dies for?

Same thing a big chicken does, Dean....duh.

[8timechamps]

yeah Dean! duh!

[TexasSooner01]

Maybe you should check under your house for a shallow unmarked grave.

You never know what your neighbors are up to!

[Hot Rod]

Febreze! :D

[fadada1]

windex - the cure all.

[BeetDigger]

If it is something that's dead, it might be a good time for a vacation. Go away for a week, leave the fans on and hope that the decomposition has taken place by the time you return.

[8timechamps]

I thought WD40 was the cure-all. Lubricant, stain remover, cough suppressant, etc.

[jk the sooner fan]

i had a plumber tell me once that those "drano's" were their best friends.....meaning they do more harm than good

[TexasSooner01]

If it is something that's dead, it might be a good time for a vacation. Go away for a week, leave the fans on and hope that the decomposition has taken place by the time you return.

or you could craw around under the house and look for it. ;)

[crawfish]

or you could craw around under the house and look for it. ;)

I do NOT go under houses. :mad:

[8timechamps]

i had a plumber tell me once that those "drano's" were their best friends.....meaning they do more harm than good

That's probably true. With most of the pipes in newer homes being PVC, I'll bet the hard core drano stuff just destroys them. AND, it didn't work anyway!

[Soonerchaz]

I'm assuming it's a house with a crawlspace? Have you looked in the crawlspace?

My old house got really stinky a few years back. The cleanout plug had popped out...and raw sewage had spilled out over a ten foot area. Nasty. Plumber had to suck it and spread some chemical over it (lye I think). No problems since.

[8timechamps]

I'm assuming it's a house with a crawlspace? Have you looked in the crawlspace?

My old house got really stinky a few years back. The cleanout plug had popped out...and raw sewage had spilled out over a ten foot area. Nasty. Plumber had to suck it and spread some chemical over it (lye I think). No problems since.

Yes, there is a crawl space, and No, I will not enter it. I am afraid of the dark, spiders, snakes, bugs in general, and dirt.

[Soonerchaz]

Yes, there is a crawl space, and No, I will not enter it. I am afraid of the dark, spiders, snakes, bugs in general, and dirt.

How about just getting a flashlight and poking it through the crawlspace access?

(I understand about crawlspaces. I've been in mine too many times for my liking. Not fun.)

[DustySooner]

How about just getting a flashlight and poking it through the crawlspace access?

(I understand about crawlspaces. I've been in mine too many times for my liking. Not fun.)

No way, dude! That's how scary movies start.

I like the febreeze idea.

[BeetDigger]

I do NOT go under houses. :mad:


Me neither. That's why I suggested going on vacation and letting nature take its course. As an alternative, one could find some animal that eats carrion. Perhaps there are some turkey vultures that can be rented. We had one in our neighborhood a couple months back. Damn thing is gone now though. They're never around when you need them. :mad:

[OU4LIFE]

I still say you just need to wash your upper lip.

[Sooner_Bob]

or burn a candle

[Howzit]

It's speeled 'dice', dumas.

[Sooner_Bob]

http://www.nndb.com/people/409/000022343/adclay-med.jpg

[jk the sooner fan]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[OU4LIFE]

SO I got my tongue up this chicks azz.....

[landrun]

I do NOT go under houses. :mad:

Chicken!

... me neither. I'm too skeerd. :D