PROGRAM ALERT!!!! O'Reilly on Colbert tonight! [Archive]

Gandalf_The_Grey

1/18/2007, 10:59 AM

This truly is a great day for America!!!! Colbert and O'Reilly can totally destroy France if they work together. My only question is whether two such great American Heroes might blow my tv out!!!

sooneron

1/18/2007, 12:19 PM

They just might..

they just might...

GrapevineSooner

1/18/2007, 12:39 PM

The Earth may very well spin off it's axis tonight.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/18/2007, 01:18 PM

Who will win the bark-off? How will we know? Will there be ANY time when both aren't talking, or will Colbert turn off O'Reilly's mike? Somebody report on it, please.

GottaHavePride

1/18/2007, 06:10 PM

Do you have Colbert confused with Jon Stewart? Colbert's schtick is ultra-right-wing republicanism.

picasso

1/18/2007, 06:17 PM

one's a journalist, one isn't.

me? I'm gonna watch paint dry.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/18/2007, 06:23 PM

Do you have Colbert confused with Jon Stewart? Colbert's schtick is ultra-right-wing republicanism.a) neither Colbert nor Stewart resemble anything remotely conservative b) what is the difference IYO, between right-wing and ultra-right-wing?

def_lazer_fc

1/18/2007, 06:55 PM

a) neither Colbert nor Stewart resemble anything remotely conservative b) what is the difference IYO, between right-wing and ultra-right-wing?

one's just a tad more insane than the other? oh, and loves jesus more.

GottaHavePride

1/18/2007, 06:57 PM

Dude. Stewart and Colbert both resemble comedians with fake news shows. Stewart's show is fairly popular and runs with a pro-Democrat, Republican-bashing stance for comedic effect. Colbert ran the other way with a pro-Republican, over-the-top Sam the Eagle patriotic slant.

One of those viewpoints conflicts with Bill O'Reilly's bias on his show, and it isn't Colbert's. Thus I could not understand your comment about Colbert turning off O'Reilly's mike, since from all outward appearances they should agree on damn near everything.

For that matter, I consider Bill O'Reilly to have a fake-news comedy show as well, since the show isn't about the news, it's about Bill O'Reilly shouting his opinion at people. And regardless of whether I happen to agree with O'Reilly on certain issues or not, I don't give a **** what he thinks about anything.

proud gonzo

1/18/2007, 07:01 PM

GHPWNED!

def_lazer_fc

1/18/2007, 07:03 PM

i watch o'reilly so i can be briefed on the ongoing war on christmas. thank god christmas survived the attack of 06'. 07? i don't think christmas will be so lucky twice...

SicEmBaylor

1/18/2007, 07:15 PM

Personally, I watch Colbert so I know what's going on with the enemy. You may ask yourself, is he the enemy because he's a liberal (his schtick aside)? Nope, because he has declared all bears to be Godless killing machines.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/18/2007, 07:26 PM

Somebody pls. produce a report when the whole silly-a*s thing is over.

8timechamps

1/18/2007, 07:29 PM

It was a toss up between this or a 2001 episode of King of Queens. I think I'll watch King of Queens.

sooneron

1/18/2007, 07:52 PM

It was a toss up between this or a 2001 episode of King of Queens. I think I'll watch King of Queens.
This viewpoint is disappointing from the disenfranchised.

picasso

1/18/2007, 08:33 PM

i watch o'reilly so i can be briefed on the ongoing war on christmas. thank god christmas survived the attack of 06'. 07? i don't think christmas will be so lucky twice...
maybe you should also listen along with your gawking.

SleestakSooner

1/18/2007, 08:52 PM

The Colbert Report and The O'Reilly Factor are both seriously humorous.

The main difference is that Colbert is being (tongue-in-cheek) funny as hell and O'Reilly actually believes most of the (stupid-funny) **** that falls off his tongue.

picasso

1/18/2007, 10:10 PM

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/18/2007, 11:29 PM

Well, ye who don't value your time, how was the feces-throwing contest?

bri

1/18/2007, 11:33 PM

Somebody pls. produce a report when the whole silly-a*s thing is over.

Can we take up an offering and get this man some basic cable? :D

proud gonzo

1/18/2007, 11:33 PM

it's about to come on... do you have trouble with time zones? :confused: ;)

Sooner_Havok

1/18/2007, 11:34 PM

bri

1/18/2007, 11:56 PM

Heh.

O'Reilly: ...I'm not a 'tough guy', this is all just an act...
Colbert: If you're an act, what am I?!?

:D

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/19/2007, 12:01 AM

Heh.

O'Reilly: ...I'm not a 'tough guy', this is all just an act...
Colbert: If you're an act, what am I?!?

:DGreat report. Wish I had seen it live.

bri

1/19/2007, 12:08 AM

Well, luckily for you, you'll have about six chances to catch a re-air.

soonerboomer93

1/19/2007, 07:58 AM

or just do a search on youtube, it should be on there soon enough

sooneron

1/19/2007, 09:41 AM

I think they should have doubled the usual guest time for Papa Bear. Could have done without the celeb wars thing.

It was pretty funny, the problem is that O'Reilly has little sense of humor.
The 8X10 that Steven pulled out was classic. heh

OklahomaTuba

1/19/2007, 09:49 AM

It was pretty funny, the problem is that O'Reilly has little sense of humor.

O'Reilly is actually a very funny guy. He just wasn't going to give Colbert anything.

jk the sooner fan

1/19/2007, 09:50 AM

wait, so i'm supposed to believe Colbert is sincere while he's being over the top funny as a "conservative"?

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/19/2007, 10:44 AM

Well, luckily for you, you'll have about six chances to catch a re-air.As if...If it's not good drama, not good comedy, and not really news, then why?

bri

1/19/2007, 10:48 AM

Well, I just figured if you were interested enough to demand a report on the events, you may as well invest the seven minutes and just see it for yourself.

Gandalf_The_Grey

1/19/2007, 11:41 AM

Finally Stephen has thought of bringing down Deal or No Deal...we are at war....choose a side! I think Bill O'Reilly was even shocked that he never thought of Socialist ways of Deal or No Deal. I FULLY expect "The War on Deal or No Deal" to be Bill O'Reilly's next purge. I just wish we could just defeat France though, I really want some Grey Goose Vodka but like Papa Bear I will not put French products in my mouth(unless she is real cute) My favorite moment of Colbert was when Geraldo insulted Jon Stewart and himself on O'Reilly's show and Colbert said "If O'Reilly didn't cut his mic off it must be true!" I can honestly say that was the most Freedom I have ever seen on one stage, I know the liberals probably wet their panties seeing such Mucho Huevos Grandes on the stage! Also we should start a leaflet campaign to get Bill O'Reilly a better parking spot than Hannity!

jk the sooner fan

1/19/2007, 11:44 AM

i didnt understand a single word of that.......:confused:

Gandalf_The_Grey

1/19/2007, 11:48 AM

Choose a side Lib!!

jk the sooner fan

1/19/2007, 12:00 PM

i'm so conflicted.......

sooneron

1/19/2007, 12:24 PM

O'Reilly is actually a very funny guy. He just wasn't going to give Colbert anything.
I would say more like "kinda funny".

NormanPride

1/19/2007, 02:41 PM

I could never be interviewed by Colbert. He's so damn quick it makes my head spin! His interview with the representative from DC was seriously the funniest exchange I've ever seen, and really made me realize how far I have to go to be that funny. :D

Hatfield

1/19/2007, 08:08 PM

1)the book with the 30% off coupon over papa bear's head was funny.
2)the sexual predator jab was also funny.
3) it is also funny that rush limbaugh is my clone continues to "contribute" in a thread that he obviously knows nothing about.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/19/2007, 09:00 PM

3) it is also funny that rush limbaugh is my clone continues to "contribute" in a thread that he obviously knows nothing about.I know a lot about this thread. I know about Colbert and O'Reilly, too. So there's not so much comedy, there.

proud gonzo

1/19/2007, 09:39 PM

I know a lot about this thread. it's red and grey AND MY NAME'S ON IT!!

bri

1/19/2007, 10:10 PM

So there's not so much comedy, there.

And yet there was comedy, which wasn't all that surprising since it was a comedy show.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/20/2007, 12:30 AM

And yet there was comedy, which wasn't all that surprising since it was a comedy show.Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

StoopTroup

1/20/2007, 10:38 AM

It was one of those things in life that must be done IMO.

It was funny.

Laughter is good medicine....GET CHA SOME ! ! !

Gandalf_The_Grey

1/20/2007, 12:58 PM

Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Maybe you don't get O'Reilly and Colbert because you don't support the President...you know who else doesn't support the President right...Al Qaeda!!

sooneron

1/20/2007, 02:06 PM

Maybe you don't get O'Reilly and Colbert because you don't support the President...you know who else doesn't support the President right...Al Qaeda!!
And man eating bears!!!

Gandalf_The_Grey

1/20/2007, 02:10 PM

Al Qaeda is run by bears!!

Jeopardude

1/20/2007, 02:37 PM

[fingers in ears]It's not funny. It's not funny! IT'S NOT FUNNY!![/fingers in ears]

:D

Scott D

1/20/2007, 03:45 PM

:D

be nice, he has to wait for Monday for Rush to tell him if it was funny or not.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/20/2007, 06:56 PM

be nice, he has to wait for Monday for Rush to tell him if it was funny or not.Rush Limbaugh is my clone. I would tell him it's not very funny, mostly sad, but I think he knows that already.

bri

1/20/2007, 08:49 PM

But since you didn't watch it, how do you know it's not very funny?

Frozen Sooner

1/20/2007, 09:00 PM

And man eating bears!!!

LET THE EAGLE SOAR!!!

Frozen Sooner

1/20/2007, 09:15 PM

Anyone who hasn't watched, here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECbO6jZRzhs&mode=related&search=

Scott D

1/20/2007, 09:43 PM

Rush Limbaugh is my clone. I would tell him it's not very funny, mostly sad, but I think he knows that already.

The more you post in this thread, the more I get a mental image of Bruno Kirby as Lt. Hawk in Good Morning Vietnam.

sooneron

1/20/2007, 09:48 PM

The more you post in this thread, the more I get a mental image of Bruno Kirby as Lt. Hawk in Good Morning Vietnam.
Heh

http://www.returntrue.co.uk/images/bruno3.jpg

It's still weird that he's dead.

Scott D

1/20/2007, 10:03 PM

leukemia's a bitch man.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

1/20/2007, 10:45 PM

The more you post in this thread, the more I get a mental image of Bruno Kirby as Lt. Hawk in Good Morning Vietnam.So, we don't respect each other, apparently. BFD!

sooneron

1/20/2007, 10:54 PM

When the subject is "funny" it's best to err on the side that RLIMC is NOT a part of!

Unless RLIMC is Bri or Johnny Mack's troll, cuz that would be sorta funny like Colbert funny, but not quite.

bri

1/20/2007, 11:01 PM

Heh, are you kidding? I can barely keep this handle going, I don't even have the skill for a troll of that much "depth". :D

Frozen Sooner

1/20/2007, 11:05 PM

When the subject is "funny" it's best to err on the side that RLIMC is NOT a part of!

Unless RLIMC is Bri or Johnny Mack's troll, cuz that would be sorta funny like Colbert funny, but not quite.

He's a real person. I was surprised he wasn't bri's troll as well.

bri

1/20/2007, 11:07 PM

He's a real live boy!!!!!

sooneron

1/20/2007, 11:16 PM

He's a real person. I was surprised he wasn't bri's troll as well.
Are you sure it wasn't Bri in a really bad *** disguise?

Frozen Sooner

1/20/2007, 11:20 PM

Are you sure it wasn't Bri in a really bad *** disguise?

He wasn't drinking and he was nowhere near the apex of sexy danger. I can confirm that it wasn't Bri.

sooneron

1/20/2007, 11:22 PM

He wasn't drinking
Answers a LOT right there.

Scott D

1/20/2007, 11:37 PM

So, we don't respect each other, apparently. BFD!

I need to frame this statement, it may be one of the seven posts you've made that doesn't have any overly aggressive political tones about it.

I can actually respect this post...your inability to interpret humor...that is something that nobody can respect.