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dolemitesooner
1/15/2007, 10:22 AM
Hey guys I am Sicem.....I dont know how to wipe my ***.

Could someone explain to me the processes by which one goes thru in order to wipe their own ***. I asked my buddy and he had no idea being from a rich well to do Boston Family.

Its really started to stink because I have not wiped it since leaving home after Christmas. That was the last time my mother did it for me
Beef
1/15/2007, 10:24 AM
Licking it clean is the most effective way.
royalfan5
1/15/2007, 10:25 AM
Licking it clean is the most effective way.
Don't you have to be pretty flexible to pull that off?
LoyalFan
1/15/2007, 11:08 AM
Don't you have to be pretty flexible to pull that off?


No...NO! You PULL it off, lick it clean, and reattach.
Ain't you ever heard of Rectal Velcro (TM)?

Geez!

LF
crawfish
1/15/2007, 11:12 AM
Don't you have to be pretty flexible to pull that off?

I dunno, I've known a lot of inflexible people who could get their head up there. :texan: :D
bri
1/15/2007, 11:13 AM
Have you asked your roommate yet?
homerSimpsonsBrain
1/15/2007, 11:43 AM
Kind of a visual joke but...

Bear takes a dump in the woods. Sees rabbit doing the same. Asks rabbit "Hey Rabbit, do you have problem with shat sticking to your fur?" Rabbit says "Why no I dont". Bear grabs Rabbit and proceeds to wipe his *** with said Rabbit...
yermom
1/15/2007, 12:45 PM
i never liked that joke

what good would it do if **** doesn't stick to the rabbit?
Frozen Sooner
1/15/2007, 12:46 PM
Hey guys I am Sicem.....I dont know how to wipe my ***.

Could someone explain to me the processes by which one goes thru in order to wipe their own ***. I asked my buddy and he had no idea being from a rich well to do Boston Family.

Its really started to stink because I have not wiped it since leaving home after Christmas. That was the last time my mother did it for me

I think the solution has something to do with an ***-cushion.
RFH Shakes
1/15/2007, 12:52 PM
Place *** on carpeted floor, pull forward with your legs. (at least that is how my dog did it.)
homerSimpsonsBrain
1/15/2007, 01:20 PM
i never liked that joke

what good would it do if **** doesn't stick to the rabbit?

heh. Depends on how you read it... As in Al Capone saying "You got a problem with dat?"
yermom
1/15/2007, 01:23 PM
heh

i guess i wasn't thinking of the rabbit's feelings
TheHumanAlphabet
1/15/2007, 02:00 PM
Hey guys I am Sicem.....I dont know how to wipe my ***.

Could someone explain to me the processes by which one goes thru in order to wipe their own ***. I asked my buddy and he had no idea being from a rich well to do Boston Family.

Its really started to stink because I have not wiped it since leaving home after Christmas. That was the last time my mother did it for me

You could do like the West Africans, use can of water and left hand...
Oldnslo
1/15/2007, 02:19 PM
No matter whether its a can of water or corn or whatever, seems like using the whole can would be uncomfortable.
OCUDad
1/15/2007, 06:55 PM
Maybe Doleo could teach SicEm how to wipe his *** in exchange for English lessons.
soonerboomer93
1/15/2007, 08:13 PM
Hey guys I am Sicem.....I dont know how to wipe my ***.

Could someone explain to me the processes by which one goes thru in order to wipe their own ***. I asked my buddy and he had no idea being from a rich well to do Boston Family.

Its really started to stink because I have not wiped it since leaving home after Christmas. That was the last time my mother did it for me

Don't lie, you know how to wipe. You're just keeping Yermom away...
yermom
1/15/2007, 10:02 PM
yeah, he was probably making the *** cushion thing up too
StoopTroup
1/15/2007, 11:19 PM
Thread of the day IMO. ;)

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This thread is so money....