ATTN: Oklahoma icy-death drivers!

[GottaHavePride]

1. Turn on your goddamn headlights, mother****ers.

2. Use your goddamn turn signals, mother****ers.

3. If someone in front of you decides to use their goddamn turn signal, don't swerve around them and cut off a gigantic truck because your stupid *** is cold and wants to get home faster - you're going to cause a wreck that's going to slow ME down. Mother****er.

4. Don't drive halfway across town, swerving across the roads, violating points 1, 2, and 3, just to get to Wal-Mart to buy a bag of chips and a 12-pack of Coca-Cola. Those are non-essential items. Stay at home, mother****er.

5. Mother****er.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

YES!!!

[picasso]

this should be applied even in nice weather.

[sooner_born_1960]

1. Turn on your goddamn headlights, mother****ers.

2. Use your goddamn turn signals, mother****ers.

3. If someone in front of you decides to use their goddamn turn signal, don't swerve around them and cut off a gigantic truck because your stupid *** is cold and wants to get home faster - you're going to cause a wreck that's going to slow ME down. Mother****er.

4. Mother****er.
Weren't pay attention, were you?

[olevetonahill]

Quit holding back , tell us how you really feel

[GottaHavePride]

I was fine. It just annoys me that I have to dodge idiots to drive my puking sister to a doctor's office while the weather is like this.

[Dio]

5. Get the hell off I-35 before I head home at 6:30, mother****ers

[GottaHavePride]

6. Don't get on I-35 going north at Lindsey and swerve onto the highway, again violating points 1, 2, and 3, just to get back off the goddamn highway at Main street. No one's going more than 50 miles per hour anyway, just use 24th street and stop trying to cause wrecks on 35, mother****er.

[1stTimeCaller]

I just turned the AC on. I think you people are making this ice stuff up.

[sooner_born_1960]

I just turned the AC on. I think you people are making this ice stuff up, mother****er.
fixed.

[olevetonahill]

I was fine. It just annoys me that I have to dodge idiots to drive my puking sister to a doctor's office while the weather is like this.
So what did the Doc say ? and did she puke in your ride to get you all worked up ?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I just got through shoveling my driveway.

[Fugue]

YES!!!

yes because you agree or yes because you will start following these rules? :texan:

[olevetonahill]

I just got through shoveling my driveway.
Why ?
Its just gonna snow again , you could have used all that energy getting warm inside :P

[Mongo]

I was fine. It just annoys me that I have to dodge idiots to drive my puking sister to a doctor's office while the weather is like this.

You say this, what if she puked in your car? And it really stank like funyions and stomach acid?


Also add the people with 4 wheel drive that can handle it a bit better, but their vehicle doesnt have the same performance while braking. Mother****ers

[Sooner_Bob]

GHP made me snort outloud.



Carry on.

[nanimonai]

2a. When there's six mother****ing miles of mother****ing empty road behind me you can take the extra 10 seconds to wait until I pass before pulling right out in front of me.
If you feel your man-ego is at stake...that you absolutey MUST get to that red light 6 seconds faster, you can make up for it by going home and lifting heavy objects and putting them back down while grunting and listening to "Eye OF The Tiger"

[GottaHavePride]

So what did the Doc say ? and did she puke in your ride to get you all worked up ?

Nah, she hasn't had anything inside her to puke up in hours now. Docs think maybe it's a virus or something. They're not really sure, but since she doesn't even have a fever they just gave her a shot and a prescription to calm down the nausea so she can hold some fluids down.

My car isn't 4WD, but it IS FWD with a big honkin' V8 sitting on top of those front wheels to hold them down. Plus it's got sort of a low, wide stance. I get pretty good traction on ice; I just wish I had traction-control.

[OU Adonis]

I have to work a long shift today because of this crap.

[Sooner_Bob]

2a. When there's six mother****ing miles of mother****ing empty road behind me you can take the extra 10 seconds to wait until I pass before pulling right out in front of me.
If you feel your man-ego is at stake...that you absolutey MUST get to that red light 6 seconds faster, you can make up for it by going home and lifting heavy objects and putting them back down while grunting and listening to "Eye OF The Tiger"


Truer words have never been spoken. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

yes because you agree or yes because you will start following these rules? :texan:

YES!!! for GHP being all sassy with all the motherf***ers.

Mother****ers.

:mack:

[Fugue]

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[RacerX]

1. Turn on your goddamn headlights, mother****ers.

2. Use your goddamn turn signals, mother****ers.

3. If someone in front of you decides to use their goddamn turn signal, don't swerve around them and cut off a gigantic truck because your stupid *** is cold and wants to get home faster - you're going to cause a wreck that's going to slow ME down. Mother****er.

4. Don't drive halfway across town, swerving across the roads, violating points 1, 2, and 3, just to get to Wal-Mart to buy a bag of chips and a 12-pack of Coca-Cola. Those are non-essential items. Stay at home, mother****er.

5. Mother****er.

*****

[Ash]

Truer words have never been spoken. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

yep

[1stTimeCaller]

Plus it's got sort of a low, wide stance.

I dated a girl that fits that description.

*Briar, TX Update* The rain was coming down but has stopped. It's about 50*F. More updates as Val checks in with the Getner.

[soonerboomer93]

sorry, I was just really had the munchies for some chips mother****er

[OUAndy1807]

why are people freaking out? it's not even slick yet.

[olevetonahill]

why are people freaking out? it's not even slick yet.
Cause people are bastages

[TopDaugIn2000]

Cause people are bastages

no, they're mother****ers!!!!

[olevetonahill]

no, they're mother****ers!!!!
I hang my mother****in head in mother****in shame :O

[GottaHavePride]

7. If your POS Ford Exploder has spun out the last three times you tried to turn a corner, do us all a favor and don't step on the goddamn accelerator so hard next time. While you're at it, put the damn thing in 4WD mode so we don't have to watch you spin your rear tires slinging ice all over the road while you stay stationary. and if it doesn't HAVE a 4WD mode, you're no longer allowed to call it a "sport utility vehicle". From now on you shall call it a "top heavy, poorly tractionated death machine". Mother****er.

[1stTimeCaller]

or a mother****in station wagon

[birddog]

:les: TAKE THAT TRASH TO SMACK CENTRAL BUSTER!!!

:eddie:

[GottaHavePride]

You don't own me! I do what I want!

[SoonerTerry]

GHP is a mushroom cloud layin mother******, mother******

[SoonerSid]

1. Turn on your goddamn headlights, mother****ers.

2. Use your goddamn turn signals, mother****ers.

3. If someone in front of you decides to use their goddamn turn signal, don't swerve around them and cut off a gigantic truck because your stupid *** is cold and wants to get home faster - you're going to cause a wreck that's going to slow ME down. Mother****er.

4. Don't drive halfway across town, swerving across the roads, violating points 1, 2, and 3, just to get to Wal-Mart to buy a bag of chips and a 12-pack of Coca-Cola. Those are non-essential items. Stay at home, mother****er.

5. Mother****er.
and if you don't do any of the above then I will be forced to run your *** over. Mother****er

[Sooner_Bob]

Ready for round 2?

[colleyvillesooner]

Good thing your a mod using language like that. ;)

[TheBobbyTrain]

#4 = lame

[Dio]

Ready for round 2?


ICY DEATH 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO