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The Maestro
1/12/2007, 12:48 PM
This is one funny write-up! If you don't like vulgarity, don't read.

If you eat dinner with John Madden, watch out for red hairs!

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&Layout <http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&Layout>
Seamus
1/12/2007, 01:08 PM
One question: who is Ethan Albright?
The Maestro
1/12/2007, 01:09 PM
One question: who is Ethan Albright?

A guy who has red hair. And doesn't like John Madden too much.
setem
1/12/2007, 01:11 PM
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read!
OUster
1/12/2007, 02:40 PM
Now THAT, was some funny ****!
soonersam
1/12/2007, 02:51 PM
Funk me sideways with a lunchbox...
Thats Classic
starrca23
1/12/2007, 03:11 PM
Please pay me the equivelant of what my hourly wage would be for the 4 minutes of my life i just wasted reading that whole thing looking for something funny.
budbarrybob
1/12/2007, 03:43 PM
Please pay me the equivelant of what my hourly wage would be for the 4 minutes of my life i just wasted reading that whole thing looking for something funny.


Where do I send the $0.38 ???:pop:
OK2LA
1/12/2007, 04:01 PM
Please pay me the equivelant of what my hourly wage would be for the 4 minutes of my life i just wasted reading that whole thing looking for something funny.

You must be one un-funny motherphucker.
stoopified
1/12/2007, 04:13 PM
You must be one un-funny motherphucker.I thought it was crude and juvenile, not funny or clever.Strictly 16 year-old material.Seems the author suffers from arrested adolscent developement.
Pricetag
1/12/2007, 04:15 PM
Come on, people, do you have no imagination at all? The idea of the lowest-rated guy in Madden getting offended like that is hilarious.
OK2LA
1/12/2007, 04:15 PM
I thought it was crude and juvenile, not funny or clever.Strictly 16 year-old material.Seems the author suffers from arrested adolscent developement.


AAAwwwwp! You're unfunny too!;)

(but you may be right!) :D
soonersam
1/12/2007, 04:32 PM
I'm a speed reader and it only cost me .11 to read it... Now spelling is another story.....

OK2LA, Sorry I didnt get back with ya last week, I ended getting tix basicly for free from a guy on craigslist.. Thanks for calling and thinking of me.. Look forward to next years bowl game beer drinkin.
SoonersEnFuego
1/12/2007, 04:39 PM
That was hilarious! "When I'm not snapping balls, I'm snapping necks."
Czar Soonerov
1/12/2007, 05:05 PM
I thought it was crude and juvenile, not funny or clever.Strictly 16 year-old material.Seems the author suffers from arrested adolscent developement.

I give you an awareness rating of 51.

:cry:
OK2LA
1/12/2007, 05:17 PM
I'm a speed reader and it only cost me .11 to read it... Now spelling is another story.....

OK2LA, Sorry I didnt get back with ya last week, I ended getting tix basicly for free from a guy on craigslist.. Thanks for calling and thinking of me.. Look forward to next years bowl game beer drinkin.

No worries - good for you on the free duckets.

Hopefully we'll all be able to get together again soon. That was fun! :D
OU-HSV
1/12/2007, 05:18 PM
That was some funny stuff right there. I can't believe the guy was that offended by it all, but he sure said some funny things in that letter,haha.
Shaz-Bot
1/12/2007, 08:02 PM
Boom. Score one for Red Beard.
OUstud
1/12/2007, 09:12 PM
"It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly s*** and p*** myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast."

In tears...:D
lcaldwell1
1/12/2007, 09:48 PM
wow that is one of the funnieest things ive ever read..I had to stop numerous times because i couldnt even see because of my eyes watering
tbl
1/12/2007, 11:13 PM
Check out some of the other articles by the same author. He has the ability to show some real wit.
starclassic tama
1/12/2007, 11:21 PM
its not really him that wrote it, somebody just made it up for that website. sort of like theonion...
OU-HSV
1/13/2007, 12:14 AM
Oh I see. Well it was funny anyways.
tbl
1/13/2007, 01:20 AM
its not really him that wrote it, somebody just made it up for that website. sort of like theonion...
That's who I'm talking about. The guy at the very top of the article. Pay attention! ;)
starrca23
1/18/2007, 05:53 PM
Anyone that has to cuss that much lacks wit. Cussing (that much) is for people with small vocabularies.
the_ouskull
1/20/2007, 12:14 AM
The saddest thing, other than his writing, is that, if he WEREN'T the lowest-rated player in Madden, nobody would know, or care, who he was.

the_ouskull
the_ouskull
1/20/2007, 12:15 AM
Anyone that has to cuss that much lacks wit. Cussing (that much) is for people with small vocabularies.

I agree. Profanity is nothing more than a literary crutch for inarticulate motherf*ckers.

the_ouskull
Jello Biafra
1/20/2007, 02:20 AM
i haven't laughed that hard in a couple of months.......rofl
sooneron
1/20/2007, 09:12 AM
That was funny. You could have switched the foul language out for a G rating and it still would have been funny.
Big Red Ron
1/20/2007, 02:42 PM
:mack:
I give you an awareness rating of 51.

:cry:Classic!
SouthCarolinaSooner
1/20/2007, 02:47 PM
The best is those fat o line men who recover fumbles and run so slow they pick up speed when they are tackled.