I think Jared is getting thicker

[Okla-homey]

I've been noticing, Subway Jared is putting on weight.

I think he's been slipping over to that meatball sub.

He's still an incredible story, having lost an extreme amount of weight eating at Subway exclusively, but perhaps he's tired of eating that stuff.

He's not fat...yet, but I think he's adding mayonnaise and some of those hot subs. Maybe he puts on a disguise and slips into Subway and when they ask if he wants cheese, he answers "yes" in a funny voice.

[whatsername]

Yeah, I've noticed that myself. I bet he's been eating at Quizno's.

Quizno's>Subway

[Petro-Sooner]

At field camp last summer all we pretty much had at lunch was sandwiches. After five weeks I did not want to see another one. I dont see how he could stick to eating subway for that long to lose all that weight.

[Okla-homey]

I bet he stopped eating the baked Lay's chips too.

[Viking Kitten]

I bet he started getting the southwest chipotle sauce on his sandwiches. I always got that too, until one day I inadvertently looked and realized it has like 300 calories per tablespoon. Man. I was ticked, because that stuff is teh yum.

[tulsaoilerfan]

I think Subway paid for him to have a gastric bypass; no one could eat those sandwiches every stinkin' day :D

[jk the sooner fan]

we had a really fat guy here at work, he's taken drastic diet measures and has lost 100 pounds in the span of 5 months

bastard......now I'M THE FAT GUY:mad:

[King Crimson]

it was those adkins wraps with bacon.

[Viking Kitten]

we had a really fat guy here at work, he's taken drastic diet measures and has lost 100 pounds in the span of 5 months

bastard......now I'M THE FAT GUY:mad:

If it makes you feel any better... 100 pounds in five months is not healthy weight loss. That's the kind of crash dieting that will put the pounds back on just as fast as they came off.

Plus you don't even want to think about what that guy must look like naked. Ewww. Sagalicious. (Not that I'm accusing you of going aroung imagining guys naked. :D)

[jk the sooner fan]

no, absolutely no imagination going on here

NONE

[Viking Kitten]

Imagine the Michelin Man, after hitting a road hazard.

[jk the sooner fan]

sorry, you'll have to get back to me later, i'm stuck on beyonce's cooter

[Viking Kitten]

PUT THE HOSE ON THEM!

[sooner_born_1960]

And Leon's getting larger!

[NormanPride]

I despise subway.

:les: THAT IS NOT SWISS CHEESE!

[skycat]

This thread makes me think of those jewlery store commercials.

Who in the name of all that's expensive and sparkly names their jewlery store "Jareds"?

[OklahomaTuba]

Speaking of someone packing it on.

Anyone notice the weather guy on channel 8? Dudes packed on at least 100 lbs in the last few months, and he is still wearing the same suits. He can't button the friggin things anymore.

He also just looks like hell anyway.

[picasso]

And Leon's getting larger!
hehehe!



any time you can sit next to an NFL defensive lineman and look the same size, only you're not a pro athlete, is not a good thing.

[sooneron]

Stoops also appeared to have had too many seconds at Christmas this year.

[Mjcpr]

Speaking of someone packing it on.

Anyone notice the weather guy on channel 8? Dudes packed on at least 100 lbs in the last few months, and he is still wearing the same suits. He can't button the friggin things anymore.

He also just looks like hell anyway.

Frank Mitchell? For some reason I seem to remember him being some kind of fitness freak or weight lifter or something.

[Mjcpr]

Speaking of gaining weight.....I went to the Dr yesterday and as usual, they weighed me. I asked the nurse what I weighed when I was in last February (which was just after I quit smoking).

I'm up 22lbs. :D

[Boomer.....]

Congrats MJCPR! :D

[sooneron]

Speaking of gaining weight.....I went to the Dr yesterday and as usual, they weighed me. I asked the nurse what I weighed when I was in last February (which was just after I quit smoking).

I'm up 22lbs. :D
Does this mean you're no longer size 14 in boys?:D