The Question You've All Been Waiting For...

[VeeJay]

Why is it called the "Missionary position?"

As a hillbilly, I learnt growing up that missionaries went out spreadin' the gospel and what not.

At what point in history were they known for, or throwing, excessive dirty leg?

[Okla-homey]

I've been told its because the "savages" did it doggie style and the missionaries were about "civilizing" them.

[Petro-Sooner]

Good question :texan:

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[OUinFLA]

I think it has more to do with the "lack of imagination" thus......less adventurous.

[picasso]

Why is it called the "Missionary position?"

As a hillbilly, I learnt growing up that missionaries went out spreadin' the gospel and what not.

At what point in history were they known for, or throwing, excessive dirty leg?
it's Missinary. because somethings missing.

[Ike]

At what point in history were they known for, or throwing, excessive dirty leg?


probably all points in history up until the protestant reformation I would imagine.


those vows of no dirty leg throwin that they take were all just to make people feel better.

[sooner_born_1960]

I've been told its because the "savages" did it doggie style and the missionaries were about "civilizing" them.
That's what I always thought. wikipedia suggest that to be a myth, and the term "missionary position" didn't come about until the late 1960's.

[Xstnlsooner]

Poissonally, all of the 327 positions I have tried, have their advantages!!!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

As a hillbilly, I learnt growing up that missionaries went out spreadin' the gospel and what not.

Next time I talk about knockin' boots, I'm totally callin' it "spreading the gospel".

[DustySooner]

Next time I talk about knockin' boots, I'm totally callin' it "spreading the gospel".

Freakin' hilarious.

[SoonerStormchaser]

This is a bad thread for me to get into the day after it's confirmed that I'm gonna be a father.

[sooner_born_1960]

This is a bad thread for me to get into the day after it's confirmed that I'm gonna be a father.
Not to worry, you've still gots several months of fun coming.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Not to worry, you've still gots several months of fun coming.

Just don't be ****ed when your 18 year old son walks up to you, starts thumping you in the forehead, screaming at the top of his lungs, "HOW'S IT FEEL, MOTHERF*CKER!?"

[SoonerStormchaser]

Yah...THANKS!!!

[sooner_born_1960]

Just don't be ****ed when your 18 year old son walks up to you, starts thumping you in the forehead, screaming at the top of his lungs, "HOW'S IT FEEL, MOTHERF*CKER!?"
:D

[soonerboomer93]

Poissonally, all of the 327 positions I have tried, have their advantages!!!


And that's just the ones you've done with yourself


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[soonerboomer93]

Just don't be ****ed when your 18 year old son walks up to you, starts thumping you in the forehead, screaming at the top of his lungs, "HOW'S IT FEEL, MOTHERF*CKER!?"

spektacular

[soonerboomer93]

Next time I talk about knockin' boots, I'm totally callin' it "spreading the gospel".

Right now I'm calling it "cross cultural communications"

[sanantoniosooner]

Because I'm a martyr

[soonerboomer93]

Because every night I pray I will get some


fixed it

[crawfish]

Not to worry, you've still gots several months of fun coming.

No kidding! Pregnant women get rather...frisky at times. :D