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SoonerMooner
1/10/2007, 04:12 PM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/sean-salisbury/if-sean-salisbury-asks-you-to-look-at-his-phone-dont-do-it-226599.php
yermom
1/10/2007, 04:14 PM
the Salisbury Steak joke was better :D
bri
1/10/2007, 04:29 PM
IT'S ROBOT-JUNK-PICTURE-SHOWIN' TIME!!!!

Hmmmm, not quite as catchy. :D
Rock Hard Corn Frog
1/10/2007, 04:44 PM
"Do you want to see my baby picture?"

Classic!
Harry Beanbag
1/10/2007, 04:49 PM
Some of those comments below the article are pretty funny.
yermom
1/10/2007, 04:55 PM
If football player cell phone dick shots are outlawed, then only outlaws will have football player cell phone dick shots. Or something.

:D
Fraggle145
1/10/2007, 04:59 PM
You ever seen a cats brain (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cats+brain)?
TopDawg
1/10/2007, 06:23 PM
Heh. Some of my favorites:

I expected way more professionalism from a one-time Battlebots analyst.

Salisbury named his penis "upside"

John Kruk did this so he could see it every once in awhile.
the_edge
1/10/2007, 10:30 PM
"Do you want to see my baby arm picture?"

Classic!

Fixed. :D
8timechamps
1/11/2007, 01:56 AM
You know, I kinda like listening to Salisbury, but if you spent anytime at all listening to him, then this comes as no surprise.
KingDavid
1/11/2007, 11:27 PM
You ever seen a cats brain (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cats+brain)?

Only slightly less known is Grandma's Tongue (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grandma%27s+Tongue)
GrapevineSooner
1/12/2007, 01:07 AM
OK, OK, OK, I know I really was a spare in the NFL and I have no idea why ESPN hired me as I have as many career playoff wins as a Quarterback as the rest of ESPN's viewing audience.

But I do have a rather large c**k, don't I?

DON'T I?!!!!!!!
Fraggle145
1/12/2007, 01:54 AM
Only slightly less known is Grandma's Tongue (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grandma%27s+Tongue)

never heard of it before... blue spek coming your way...
tnraider1
1/12/2007, 11:21 AM
What about the Batman?
stoopified
1/12/2007, 04:26 PM
What about the Batman?:D
KingDavid
1/12/2007, 06:23 PM
never heard of it before... blue spek coming your way...

OK. I've never quite figured out the blue spek thing. What does that mean? How does one give and receive it? Help out the nOOb, please.
PrideTrombone
1/12/2007, 06:42 PM
It's so veiny!!!
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/movies/45234/45234_bh.jpg