You know, there are a lot of things in life that it's OK to compromise on...

[BigRedJed]

...quality toilet paper is not one of them. Life's too short for that.

YWIA.

[BoogercountySooner]

Geeeze don't get sore about it.

[8timechamps]

Fish.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Man, I hate it when I travel internationally. We have nice soft TP here...In Europe, not so much. They use the crinkly tissue paper style that is very uncomfortable.

[C&CDean]

Candy asses.

If my toilet paper doesn't give me splinters, it ain't worth using.

[achiro]

YWIA (http://www.amazon.com/Charmin-Travel-Toilet-Tissue-Clipstrip/dp/B000EZU8JO/sr=1-6/qid=1168444996/ref=sr_1_6/103-3679450-5660660?ie=UTF8&s=hpc)

[Soonrboy]

Candy asses.

If my toilet paper doesn't give me splinters, it ain't worth using.


Yeah, Dean likes wood in his ***.

[8timechamps]

Candy asses.

If my toilet paper doesn't give me splinters, it ain't worth using.

May I call you splinter ***, sir?

[dolemitesooner]

I got hemaroids....so I agree its all soft here yo. If you ever come over to my apartment I got the hook up

[sanantoniosooner]

I got hemaroids....so I agree its all soft here yo. If you ever come over to my apartment I got the hook up
Word.

Most important thing is paper that doesn't self destruct in the crack.

Secondly, nothing stamped 60 grit.

[dolemitesooner]

Word.

Most important thing is paper that doesn't self destruct in the crack.

Secondly, nothing stamped 60 grit.
I heard that

[8timechamps]

I got hemaroids.... If you ever come over to my apartment I got the hook up

I'll pass, but thanks for the invite.

[KC//CRIMSON]

I don't like Charmin. It's like trying to wipe your *ss with dryer lint.

[Frozen Sooner]

Dean likes the John Wayne toilet paper.

Rough
Tough
Don't take **** offa NOBODY.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

We girls and Pat don't play when it comes to quality toilet paper.

[Tiptonsooner]

YWIA (http://www.amazon.com/Charmin-Travel-Toilet-Tissue-Clipstrip/dp/B000EZU8JO/sr=1-6/qid=1168444996/ref=sr_1_6/103-3679450-5660660?ie=UTF8&s=hpc)


From his link:

Product Features

* This is a purchase of travel size. This has 9 pieces


WTF you gonna wipe with 9 pieces? Does that mean 9 squares? I will guarantee skid marks with 9 pieces.:confused:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh, and 'with aloe' and 'with lotion' are not necessarily good things when referring to toilet paper.

Eew.

[Xstnlsooner]

Remember the joke about the guy who went to the toilet at the gas
station and there wasn't any paper to wipe with...

[Viking Kitten]

Between this and Penguin's fancy jam thread, I'm thinking certain SO posters are just getting a tad too highbrow for the rest of us commonfolk.

[BigRedJed]

Sorry I didn't post after starting this thread. I've been washing my finger all day.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

With bleach?

[BigRedJed]

And gasoline.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Add some battery acid in and I won't go wash my monitor.

[Cooter Finger]

This thread is starting to annoy me.

[soonerboomer93]

TP is for the lower class

bidet's are much handier

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This thread is starting to annoy me.

You must be able to hold your breath for a really, really long time.

[Enos Finger]

This thread is starting to annoy me.
Annoy you? I feel like a carrot I've been scrubbed so hard.

[BigRedJed]

I said, I'VE BEEN WASHING MY FINGER ALL DAY!!!

[SoonerTerry]

I said, I'VE BEEN WASHING MY FINGER ALL DAY!!!


Carefull you don't go blind with all that "washing";)

[GulfCoastBamaFan]

Smell my finger!

[MamaMia]

I try not to use a public facility but for those times it cant be helped, I carry small rolls of toilet tissue in my car to take in with me. Public TP is hard. Businesses with public restrooms are so stingy with their paper. They mount those TP dispensers so low and have them covered with stainless steel, so that you have to be a gymnast to operate them. Even if you are able to find and grab hold of where the paper starts, its on such a tight rolling mechanism that you're lucky to get 3 sheets before it rips.

[achiro]

From his link:

Product Features

* This is a purchase of travel size. This has 9 pieces


WTF you gonna wipe with 9 pieces? Does that mean 9 squares? I will guarantee skid marks with 9 pieces.:confused:
I assume that it has 9 rolls. Basically its a roll without the cardboard tube so it doesn't take up as much space.

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.cottonelle.com/products/folded.asp

If you have any hiney issues, this stuff is teh win.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Mmm, smeary...

[yermom]

for some reason i found this disturbing

http://www.cottonelle.com/images/products/mainpic_folded.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

They are easier to use than a poopy.

[Cam]

...quality toilet paper is not one of them. Life's too short for that.

YWIA.
A pox on all McDonald's managers for buying sand paper for tp.

See-thru tp is the succs

[sanantoniosooner]

A pox on all McDonald's managers for buying sand paper for tp.

See-thru tp is the succs
seeing thru it isn't an issue.

Poking thru it is.

[soonerboomer93]

exactly

unless i'm having excessive issues on a particular day it really doesn't matter to me how rough it is. I only want it strong enough to avoid cooter finger

[BigRedJed]

Wait a minute... ...you're a chick?

[Cooter Finger]

exactly

unless i'm having excessive issues on a particular day it really doesn't matter to me how rough it is. I only want it strong enough to avoid cooter finger
What did I ever do to you, pal?