Todd Dodge...

[goingoneight]

No???

aw f*ck it...

... thinks high school running schemes will beat OU... IN NORMAN!!! :D

[birddog]

...tried to buy a puppy from michael vick.

[birddog]

...has a booger collection on his headboard.

[fwsooner22]

No way its gonna happen, but he is attracting talent that would have never gone to North Texas prior...............

[CincySooner]

... grabs life by the ball.

[OKLA21FAN]

thinks OKC > Tulsa

[birddog]

...thinks ed orgeron is too composed on the sideline.

[birddog]

...drinks o'douls because he thinks beer tastes bad.

[Howzit]

...believes his wife's new brazilian wax was really for him...

[jk the sooner fan]

bets on basketball games officiated by tim donaghy

[illinisooner]

dreams of owning his "dodge dodge" car dealership after legendary stint at north texas

[birddog]

...rented a chicken suit and stood on the street to promote the program.

[batonrougesooner]

...hasn't started football practice yet.

[critical_phil]

....photoshopped the North Texas logo onto the helmets in the press photos from "We Are Marshall" because he likes to fantasize about Matthew MyGodimgay being the Mean Green's biggest fan.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...is stealing all the 1- and 2-star recruits from Lousiana-Monroe and Texas State.

[Boomer.....]

...thinks OU is spying in on his practices.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

rubs cream on Barry Bonds

[soonerinabilene]

thinks spiderman 3 was really, really good.

[GrapevineSooner]

thinks winning at North Texas will be just as easy as it was at Southlake Carroll.

[GrapevineSooner]

Snuck into McDonald's kitchen and personally put the rat in the salad that Todd Haley's wife ate.

[Flagstaffsooner]

likes crooked officials whether they be from the old SWC or the Pac-10.

[critical_phil]

...thinks his Michael Bay DVD collection is a selling point for recruiting.

[fwsooner22]

It most certainly is STILL the off-season

[Seamus]

... has a Sherpa personal assistant to help cart around his bag, since he was too embarrassed to get treatment for elephantitis of the nuts.

[boomersooner28]

actually drives a Nissan.....Sentra.

[birddog]

....is the spokesman for Bike polyster shorts.

[critical_phil]

..... reads silly threads about the upcoming opponent's coach and doesn't "get it".

[tfoolry]

Doesn't wash his hands after taking a dump.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...takes the last drink of milk, then puts the empty carton back in the fridge.

[birddog]

...busts out 3 push-ups every morning when he gets out of bed.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...has an autographed picture of The New Kids on the Block in his office.

[birddog]

...has a raging Afrin nasal spray addiction.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...always confuses the usage of "between" and "among"

[birddog]

....thinks dj wolfe is a natural at corner.

that's for you TDTW.

[DalHorn]

changes uniforms to look more like dominant former high schools coached at...

http://images.footballfanatics.com/productImages/_52000/FF_52057_s.jpg

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[birddog]

jars up his farts and then opens them up on unsuspecting coaches.

[Tear Down This Wall]

....thinks dj wolfe is a natural at corner.

that's for you TDTW.

:D

[Tear Down This Wall]

...still wakes up at night in a cold sweat thinking about The Boz crashing down on him season after season.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...brags to his son Riley about his 1-2-1 record against OU as a player.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...tried to schedule Flower Mound, Haltom City, Keller, and Richland as UNT's 2007 out of conference games.

[springs sooner]

is going for another Texas state title

[setem]

...****s in the Lazy-River at White Water Bay:)

[JohnnyMack]

...thinks Lindsay Lohan is innocent.

[tfoolry]

Has special pants with holes in pockets for when he gives coach's clinics @ local elementary schools. "At a boy Billy, go ahead & grab some beef jerky from my front pocket"

[mxATVracer10]

...regrets being the opening game on OUr roster due to this thread


38 days :eek:

[JohnnyMack]

...skipped to the end of the new Harry Potter book and read the ending first.

[setem]

...Does not rewind...everything is dvd's you say?

He rents DVD's and returns the movie in VHS format that is not reround!

[setem]

...makes spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread!

[OUmillenium]

...believes his wife's new brazilian wax was really for him...


You are our grand prize winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OUmillenium]

...jumped down, turned around, and picked a bale of cotton.

[dougsooner]

....signed that hot model chick to kick FG's for them...

[boomersooner82]

...is actually 1-3 versus OU because Keith Stanberrry had possession and was in bounds

[Tear Down This Wall]

changes uniforms to look more like dominant former high schools coached at...

http://images.footballfanatics.com/productImages/_52000/FF_52057_s.jpg

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Gay.

[goingoneight]

....photoshopped the North Texas logo onto the helmets in the press photos from "We Are Marshall" because he likes to fantasize about Matthew MyGodimgay being the Mean Green's biggest fan.

roflmao, ymssra! :D I always called him 'McKindaghey.'

[goingoneight]

I didn't think anyone would evar 'get' this thread... :) I would tell you guys I love you if I wasn't so straight.

[birddog]

plays the hairspray soundtrack during team workouts.

[sooneredaco]

Listens to Eye of the Tiger before every game

[sooneredaco]

Gets teary eyed everytime he watches Remember the Titans

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

... picks his nose and then eats it when he thinks no one is looking.

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

...uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't change the roll.

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

...only buys girlie magazines for the articles.

[CatfishSooner]

took a Doo Doo on the side walk at 4 am...

[goingoneight]

... has his players lifting weights... :eek:

[CatfishSooner]

lame.

[goingoneight]

... says the guy posting on a thread about UNT at 3:15 AM, over a month before kickoff. :D I fell yer pain, though. :O

[Dio]

...drives in the passing lane without passing anybody, then speeds up when you try to get around him.

[Dio]

...thinks Warrant kicked *** at Rocklahoma

[Dio]

...snuck the cocaine into Lindsay Lohan's pocket

[Dio]

...invented flood control

[critical_phil]

....called Gary Nord to get secret tips on how the OU offense works.

[Howzit]

...wants a nucular free Korean peninshula.

[birddog]

....made his wife come to the bathroom to check out the curler he left in the toilet.

[Howzit]

...wonder's if the 'Al' in Al Qaeda is short for Albert...or Alvin...or whut...

[birddog]

...thought gerry, "that deaf chick" from the facts of life, would have had a more successful career.

[sooneredaco]

Bought the American Idol Wiliam Hung CD "Hung for the Holidays" as a Christmas gift for his wife

[Howzit]

...thinks it's hilarious to put 'meister' on the end if his players' names.

[sooneredaco]

.... thinks it's funny to always say "that's what she said" after every comment his players make.....

[GrapevineSooner]

...thinks the refs made the right call on that Stansbury interception in '84.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...wears shorts and dress socks pulled up to his knees when he mows his lawn.

[PhiDeltBeers]

...is trying to figure out how to win games by playing ncaa '08.

[birddog]

...is trying to figure out how to win games by playing tecmo bowl.

fixed.:D

[Howzit]

...encourages his players to use "I'm rubber and you're glue" for gametime smack talk.

[GrapevineSooner]

...wears shorts and dress socks pulled up to his knees when he mows his lawn.

Dude lives in Southlake.

He probably hires illegals to mow his lawn. ;)

[SoonerFrance]

no post

[Tear Down This Wall]

...still has nightmares about leading Texas to a 55-17 Freedom Bowl loss to Mike Stoops, Chuck Long, Jonathan Hayes and Iowa back in 1984. Bob Stoops was an assistant.

Attendance: 24,093
Light Rain (55 Degrees)
Iowa 14 10 31 0 55
Texas 0 17 0 0 17

First Quarter
9:15 UI - Jonathan Hayes 6-yd pass from Chuck Long (Tom Nichol kick); Drive: 3 plays, 19 yards
3:27 UI - Mike Flagg 11-yd pass from Long (Nichol kick); Drive: 8 plays, 72 yards

Second Quarter
13:35 UT - Bill Boy Bryant 11-yd pass from Todd Dodge (Jeff Ward kick); Drive: 12 plays, 80 yards
10:14 UI - Fred Bush 1-yd run (Nichol kick); Drive: 10 plays, 77 yards
5:34 UT - William Harris 1-yd pass from Dodge (Ward kick); Drive: 11 plays, 80 yards
2:23 UT - Ward 46-yd field goal; Drive: 3 plays, -1 yard
0:00 UI - Nichol 27-yd field goal; Drive: 7 plays, 64 yards

Third Quarter
13:03 UI - Nichol 35-yd field goal; Drive: 5 plays, 70 yards
12:05 UI - Bill Happel 33-yd pass from Long (Nichol kick); Drive: 1 play, 33 yards
7:09 UI - Robert Smith 49-yd pass from Long (Nichol kick); Drive: 5 plays, 94 yards
4:53 UI - Scott Helverson 4-yd pass from Long (Nichol kick); Drive: 4 plays, 53 yards
2:19 UI - Hayes 15-yd pass from Long (Nichol kick); Drive: 6 plays, 65 yards

Team Statistics Iowa UT
First Downs 28 15
Att-Net Yards Rush 41-91 35-115
Pass Comp-Att-Int 30-40-0 17-34-2
Net Yards Passing 469 185
Total Plays-Yards 81-560 69-300
Fumbles-Lost 5-2 3-3
Punts-Avg 4-41.5 5-42.8
Penalties-Yards 4-27 6-50
Time of Possession 33:32 26:28

Individual Statistics
Texas
Rushing (Att./Yds/TD): Terry Orr (12-67-0); Jerome Johnson (8-56-0); Rob Moerschell (2-9-0); Michael Brown (2-6-0); Todd Dodge (11-minus 23-0)
Passing (Comp./Att./Int./Yds/TD): Todd Dodge (16-32-2-180-2); Danny Akers (1-2-0-5-0).
Receiving (No./Yds/TD): Bill Boy Bryant (3-50-1); Brent Duhon (1-47-0); Rob Moerschell (4-40-0); William Harris (6-37-1); Kevin Nelson (1-5-0); Jerome Johnson (1-3-0); Terry Orr (1-3-0).
Punting (No./Yds/Avg.): John Teltschik (5-214-42.8).

Iowa
Rushing (Att./Yds/TD): Owen Gill (17-61-0); Chuck Long (7-20-0); Marshall Cotton (5-8-0); Eddie Polite (2-7-0); Fred Bush (3-5-1); Rick Bayless (1-2-0); Kevin Harmon (4-minus 2-0); Mark Vlasic (2-minus 10-0).
Passing (Comp./Att./Int./Yds/TD): Chuck Long (29-39-0-461-6); Mark Vlasic (1-1-0-8-0).
Receiving (No./Yds/TD): Robert Smith (4-115-1); Bill Happel (8-104-1); Mike Flagg (5-71-1); Jonathan Hayes (3-70-2); Scott Helverson (4-66-1); Rick Bayless (2-19-0); J. C. Jordan (2-15-0); Q UInn Early (1-7-0); Eddie Polite (1-2-0).
Punting (No./Yds/Avg.): Gary Kostrubala (3-126-42.0); Tom Nichol (1-40-40.0)

ANAHEIM, Calif. -- Texas entered the 1984 season with high aspirations and began the campaign with a No. 4 national ranking. After toppling No. 11 Auburn and Bo Jackson in the season opener followed by a 28-3 road win over Penn State, the Longhorns found themselves atop the national polls for the second time in four seasons.

A 15-all tie with No. 2 Oklahoma knocked Texas from the top spot, but the Horns stayed within striking distance of the top and were ranked third when they hosted Houston in the second week of November. The Cougars shocked Texas, winning 29-15, to all but squash UT’s hopes for the national crown.

The Longhorns were still alive in the hunt for a Cotton Bowl bid until they dropped their final two regular-season games to fall to No. 19 in the standings and earn a trip to the Freedom Bowl against unranked Iowa.

The Hawkeyes jumped on Texas 14-0 in the Longhorns’ first-and-only trip to the Freedown Bowl when All-American Chuck Long threw for a pair of first-quarter scores.

Not to be outdone, Todd Dodge tossed a pair of second-quarter touchdowns and Jeff Ward booted a 46-yard field goal to pull Texas within four, 21-17.

With time running out in the half, Long guided the Hawkeyes 64 yards in seven plays and Tom Nichol hit a 27-yard field goal with no time left to give Iowa a 24-17 halftime advantage, closing a wild and entertaining first 30 minutes.

The high scoring continued in the third quarter, but the Texas offense had no part of the fun. After a 35-yard Nichol field goal on Iowa’s first possession, Long turned the third quarter of the Freedom Bowl into his own personal showcase. Long to Bill Happel for a 33-yard score. Long to Robert Smith for a 49-yard score. Long to Scott Helverson for a four-yard score. Long to Jonathan Hayes for a 15-yard score.

In just over 10 minutes, Long buried the Longhorns with four touchdowns and Iowa celebrated a 55-17 win. Long finished 29-for-39 with 461 yards and six touchdowns and the Hawkeyes owned a startling 560 to 300 edge in total offense.

[stunandun]

Keeps his dogs at the Michael Vick Dog kennel.

[garland sooner]

thinks that wearing green does actually make you a genious.

[birddog]

...prefers the american spelling of genius.

[tfoolry]

[QUOTE=Tear Down This Wall]...still has nightmares about leading Texas to a 55-17 Freedom Bowl loss to Mike Stoops, Chuck Long, Jonathan Hayes and Iowa back in 1984. Bob Stoops was an assistant.



Iowa's slogan leading up to that game and the following season was "Hook 'Em Hawks"

[devOUt]

...flinches when he hears the name Tony Casillas.

[cjames317]

... is gonna have another stain in the back of his pants, courtesy of the crimson and cream.

[goingoneight]

... has "Countdown to DodgeBall" posted on his forums.

[birddog]

....can't get anyone from the big 10 to return his phone calls.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...forgot to bring in the dog and put out the cat.

[birddog]

...thinks kirk herbstreit and chris fowler should be replaced by al troutwig and dick button.

[King Crimson]

....thinks no one really *got* culture club. on a cerebral level.

you see: there's this club, called "culture"...and the concept of "culture" is like a "club".....fugg, i can't give it away...

[birddog]

refers to his fast bak shoes as his "lawn waterin' sneakers."

[BigDeezy]

. . .wants to know how he got over the hill without getting to the top.

[goingoneight]

... once wore teh puke orange. :eek:

[Tear Down This Wall]

...lost a spelling bee to Dan Quayle.

[garland sooner]

...says he's voting for busy/cheney lite.

[birddog]

...called mike gundy to see if unt could use their slogan "the worlds most powerful offense" because it would "really boost our kids confidence."

[birddog]

...asks his wife if she wouldn't mind calling his scrotum his coin purse.

[birddog]

....shakes his fist at the kids who stomp on his prized petunias.

[Ash]

...invites himself over to your house, drinks your beer, slaps your woman on the ***, then leaves a floater in the terlit.

[soonerinabilene]

was a whorn. I win.

[goingoneight]

was a whorn. I win.

We already had about four or five references to teh succc orangeness. :D


... thinks "two-a-days" are an OTC enemas. :texan:

[Zing]

... thinks "two-a-days" are an OTC enemas. :texan:

...and enjoys them.

[birddog]

...keeps an empty milk jug next to his bed so he doesn't have to go to the bathroom to take whiz.

[goingoneight]

... will be one more of many, many, many, MANY :texan:s to experience a Sooner victory in Norman.

[King Crimson]

bought the second Spin Doctors record from iTunes.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Used the SoonerFans "Arab/Afghan" Recruiting Fark thread as his go by while trying to recruit to UNT...

[soonerinabilene]

thinks they should bring back crystal-clear pepsi.

[Dio]

...gets really ****y when you joke around about UFO's or anal probes.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Has the slogan "Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge" Posted at the locker room exit instead of "Play Like a Champion Today"...

[illinisooner]

Thinks he's extremely clever when calling his style of play "Dodge Ball".

[Jdog]

to keep focus - He's suggesting that the University and team change their name to "THE South of Lake Texoma University Mean Green Dragons".

[TheUnnamedSooner]

pi$$ed Dio off

[Big Red Ron]

Thinks Tulsa is even comparable to Oklahoma City.

[birddog]

...believes the proper spelling of lose is loose.

[IndianJack]

...squirts "mean green" :(

Sooners play whole team tonight

Thank you for scrimmage



ca. 1975 b.c. Xiu-nyer Dynasty

[King Crimson]

...believes the proper spelling of lose is loose.

but still knows the Sooners are dominate...instead of dominant. and that Billy Simms, he was a great one.

[birddog]

...asks his wife to scrub the skid marks out of his underoos rather than throw them away.

[birddog]

...taught his daughter how to french kiss.

[Howzit]

...named his boat the SS Hot Carl.

[GrapevineSooner]

...thinks Git-R-Done is the catch phrase all the cool kids are using.

[Ash]

...thinks daisy dukes aren't just for chicks...and they never go out of style...especially when the pocket flaps hang out the bottom...along with his junk...

[soonerinabilene]

thinks kanye west hates white people.

[Ash]

...likes to pretend he's revving a motorcycle and peeling out when he rips a loud fart.

[goingoneight]

... really, really loves this thread.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...collects old, German David Hasselhoff albums.

[IndianJack]

...makes sure that his players' laces are tied nice and snug.

[goingoneight]

... and their helmets aren't on backwards.

[soonerinabilene]

...dabbled in pacifism once. Not in nam of course.

[birddog]

...asked t. boone if he could borrow the pistol pete costume for halloween.

[DrZaius]

..thinks that urinating on children is cool.

[josh09]

....will lose to OU in our season opener?

I got nothin

[goingoneight]

... has the world's greatest special teams!!!11!!1

[garland sooner]

pushes it to the limit.

[King Crimson]

won't drink the beer until the blue spot tells him it's "cold enough".

[OUmillenium]

...has never seen a grown man naked...that he didn't like

[r5TPsooner]

is Lynn Hickey's illegitimate son.

[birddog]

...doesn't think there's a difference between urinating in the shower and urinating in the tub.

[Ash]

...needed some alone time after he saw the topless Hilary Clinton sculpture.

[william_brasky]

..thinks that urinating on children is cool.

that is kinda cool actually. :texan:

[zeke]

wrote the song "Viva Viagra"

[goingoneight]

... still think's the "Watson Brown..." thread was teh awesom-o!!!

I have to admit, it is. :D

oh, errr...

... pees on his girlfriend to be kinky, but not on his wife.

... talks really loud to cover up his farts.

[IndianJack]

...my friend, you are entering a world of pain. Now mark it zero.

I SAID MARK IT FUHCKIN' ZERO!

[IndianJack]

...rubs the lotion on his skin, or else he gets the hose again.

[King Crimson]

..still buys Capri-sun juice boxes.

[cjames317]

... will collapse to his knees and shriek "Please God, not again!" when Boz walks over to say hello before kickoff.

[OKC-SLC]

is really starting to let the reality of his 'high school offense vs. college powers' delusions set in.

[OUDizzle]

... has a
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4089/4u0z7f4vh6.jpg
in his office.

[josh09]

...will start missing his 48 game win streak by late saturday.

[setem]

...is mantastic!

[william_brasky]

wears a merkin to church.

[limey_sooner]

prefers Celine Dion singing an AC/DC song to AC/DC themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

[fadada1]

...voted mike vick for this year's humanitarian award.

[cjames317]

threatened to withhold his son Riley's allowance unless he changed his commitment from UT to UNT. Isn't that a recruiting violation?

[JohnnyMack]

...is single-handedly responsible for the resignation of Alberto Gonzales.

[Tear Down This Wall]

...had an affair and defended himself by telling his wife she knew that he was o.p.p. hip from the very start.

[OUmillenium]

...actually threw a record 20 interceptions in 1984, not 19 as the record book shows...this shall not be forgotten by any Sooner fan

[birddog]

..asked the AD if he could expand his football office from 4x6 to 8 x10 if they win 4 games.

[birddog]

...asked the AD if they could put some weights in the weight room.

[Howzit]

...believes that 20% of the people in the US cannot find the US on a map because some people in the US don't HAVE maps.

[LoyalFan]

Spends his Sunday mornings prevaricating to squirrels in the park.
Most of them actually believe his other car IS a Mercedes.

LF

[Landthief 1972]

...makes his players wear merkins, and his coaches, nutter shorts.

[stoopified]

Sucks

[GrapevineSooner]

...doesn't understand why the rest of the Metroplex hates Southlake.

[illinisooner]

...thinks the Falcons won't miss a beat with Joey Harrington at QB.

[IndianJack]

...must feel a little like a death row inmate whose final habeas corpus appeal was just denied.:eek:

[goingoneight]

... flips the sheets over his wife's head when he farts.

[IndianJack]

...flips the wife's head under the farts when he sheets.


Big blumpkin lover that Todd.

[OUmillenium]

...set fire to the Japanese/Taipei bus while trying to light a fart.

[goingoneight]

... pees in the whirlpool with his quarterback and asks... "WHAT!?!"

[soonerinabilene]

...was going to challenge this thread, but was told that would hold it up.

[CincySooner]

... pees in the whirlpool with his quarterback and asks... "WHAT!?!"

to which his QB replies, "dude... at least get in before you do that"

[cjames317]

already started a QB controversy to make room for Riley.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

... has a
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4089/4u0z7f4vh6.jpg
in his office.

Being named "Lift 2" I would think the word "Tardis" would be more appropriate...;)

[TheHumanAlphabet]

...actually threw a record 20 interceptions in 1984, not 19 as the record book shows...this shall not be forgotten by any Sooner fan

Ah, would this be the endzone IT that wasn't because the ref decided to chop a corner out of the endzone????

[tfoolry]

Named it Shepherd's Crook

[tfoolry]

....made his wife come to the bathroom to check out the curler he left in the toilet.

Named it Shepherd's Crook

[Landthief 1972]

...was away from home every time one of his kids was conceived.

[Ash]

...is sad that his thread got one star.

[SoonerBOI]

Will definitely lose his game this coming saturday. Boomer!

[birddog]

...sticks a mirror between his legs so he can see his grundel when he shaves it.

[Whet]

... his idol is Gerry Foust!
"Oh, to be like Gerry." swoons Todd.

[william_brasky]

understood Miss South Carolina.

[CatfishSooner]

fills up a gallon jug at the water fountain and just smiles at you while you have to wait...

[OKC-SLC]

to which his QB replies, "dude... at least get in before you do that"
heh.


Is strongly considering getting von Schamann's autograph at the Sooner Spectator tent pre-game.

[goingoneight]

heh.


Is strongly considering getting von Schamann's autograph at the Sooner Spectator tent pre-game.

... makes light saber sounds when he whips it out at the urinal.

[OKC-SLC]

...makes light saber sounds when he whips it out at the water cooler.

[garland sooner]

...makes light saber sounds when he whips it out in front of the team.

[OUmillenium]

...makes light saber sounds when he whips it out at the weekly boy scout meeting.

[Ash]

...makes light saber sounds every time his QB throws a pass...

[goingoneight]

... talks on his cell phone in the sh**ter... LOUDLY.

[william_brasky]

goes all in with any pocket pair.

[goingoneight]

... will have the longest "[coach name]..." list at the end of the year on SF.com :D.

[cjames317]

gets Jub Jub all juicy.

[TJKDone]

...is a better offensive coach than Kevin Wilson.

Hook'em

[birddog]

....believes he should have a better job than wilson if he was a better coach.

[Landthief 1972]

Will be wearing an old pair of Mack Brown's underwear he dug out of the trash for luck - and he won't be washing the skid marks out beforehand.

[william_brasky]

yells "get the hell outta me" when he pewps.

[illinisooner]

...looks to Les Miles for advice on pre game comments to the media (or so we're told)

[cjames317]

will apologize to all North Texas fans.

[OUmillenium]

...has called the Reality Motel and requested a wakeup call for 6:00pm Saturday.

[mxATVracer10]

...CAN wait for Saturday. (unlike me :D)

[SoonerObsession]

...complains about spending $30 in school supplies for his kids, then drops $80 at the local liquor store.

[SoonerObsession]

...makes little football cookies for his players and says "Laces out" when he hands them one.

[birddog]

...tells his wife he's going to "put one in the pink and one in the stink" and considers it foreplay.

[SoonerShark]

...believes his wife's new brazilian wax was really for him...

Isn't Brazilian Wax a South American hitman?

[SoonerShark]

Was injured when trying to prove that he "COULD" beat 'em off with a stick.

[birddog]

...can pick up a can of beer with his tits.

[SoonerObsession]

...still designs his plays on his Commodore 64 and prints them on a dot matrix printer.

[birddog]

....is petitioning to the ncaa to have broyles immediately available to play for the mean green on saturday.

[badger]

... wishes he could play his home games in most Texas high school stadiums instead of at UNT's.

[OUmillenium]

...wishes HE were king of the forest.

[tnraider1]

Thinks Sonic commercials are hilarious.

[SeattleOUstudent]

Has a cache of codes/keys to Norman gas stations.

[william_brasky]

...calls Lunch "dinner" and Dinner "supper".

[goingoneight]

... thinks Prentiss Elliot is a "good character guy."

[goingoneight]

... stole Bob's hotdog.

[Dio]

...wasn't soliciting gay sex, he just has a "wide stance"

[illinisooner]

...plays ball like a girl.

[nBoSTP]

Wishes it was 1984 again and had the red river shootout refs of that game to help him tonite.

[85sooners]

:D :D :D :D hahahaha

[birddog]

...will motivate his team by comparing the final score to that of the 77-0 beatdown.

[Boarder]

...had it coming.

[ruf/nekdad]

Is saying"what the **** was I thinking?"

[Dio]

..., when he gets home tonight, will be the happiest person to see Denton ever.

[Dio]

...wishes they still had Scott Bakula and Kathy Ireland on the roster.

[insuranceman_22]

Welcome to Norman, here's you ***, now go on back to Denton and drive safely.

[josh09]

...is contemplating moving all the way down to middle school football after this game.

[2k2 c5]

...uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't change the roll.

And turns it upside down so it rolls the wrong way.

[2k2 c5]

...drives in the passing lane without passing anybody, then speeds up when you try to get around him.

Is he the little p**** on Sooner Rd? I was wondering where he went.

[stoopified]

Says the ONLY team he will ever play again in Oklahoma is TBA(TBoone Academy).

[jdsooner]

Is glad they couldn't review plays when he was in college.

[jdsooner]

Cried himself to sleep last night.