Paterno to the Falcons!

[SoonerStormchaser]

:texan: He just signed a 50 year deal!

That should keep him busy til he's dead.:twinkies:

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[sooner518]

i think a 5 year deal would have done the trick

[Bruiser53]

Why would Petriono leave this year, Louisville has a hell of a chance to win the national title next yaer, especially if Bush is granted a medical redshirt. Was the Falcons owner in a coma while the Saban ordeal was going on?

[Sooner Eclipse]

Why would Petriono leave this year, Louisville has a hell of a chance to win the national title next yaer, especially if Bush is granted a medical redshirt. Was the Falcons owner in a coma while the Saban ordeal was going on?

Uh, Bruiser, look again.

You've been had by a copycat thread. :D

[snp]

But then what happens when Zombie Paterno takes over?

As if he hasn't already.

[SoonerStormchaser]

My question is, with the blazing speed of the NFL compared to college football, will Paterno still be able to chase the refs down on the way to the locker room?

[Luthor]

Reminds me of the old judge who sentenced a 76 year old man to a 50 year prison sentence. The defense council fired back at the judge with "Your Honor, my client is 76 years old. How do you expect him to serve a sentence like that?" The old judge replied "Well, tell your client to do the best he can".
I think the next move for JoPa might be either Golden Yeras or maybe Forest Lawn. I don't think either one is D1.

[birddog]

Uh, Bruiser, look again.

You've been had by a copycat thread. :D

he does mention louisville. looks like he combined paterno and petrino.

[mdklatt]

That should keep him busy til he's dead.

Too late....that "coaching from press box" excuse isn't fooling anybody. Everybody's seen Weekend At Bernie's.