View Full Version : WWDD - A new challenge
slickdawg
1/4/2007, 03:42 PM
You've bought a new house and this is in it. WWDD?
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/6183/img0041mediumpo9.jpg
Petro-Sooner
1/4/2007, 03:43 PM
WTF??
jk the sooner fan
1/4/2007, 03:46 PM
its a bidet
:les: HAPPY BIDET TO YOU!!!
:les: HAPPY BIDET TO YOU!!!
:les: HAPPY BIDET DEAR SLICKDAWG!!!
:les: HAPPY BIDET TO YOU!!!
:norm:
Petro-Sooner
1/4/2007, 03:49 PM
LOL I dont get it. And I dont think I want to either. :D
Pricetag
1/4/2007, 03:56 PM
Why the stopper? When would you possibly not want whatever you're washing off to go down the drain?
jk the sooner fan
1/4/2007, 04:02 PM
LOL I dont get it. And I dont think I want to either. :D
its for washing your bum after you poo
and pricetag.....sometimes you gotta fill up the bowl to wash your twigs and berries
olevetonahill
1/4/2007, 04:02 PM
Dont know what Dean would do . But I bet I could come up some Kinky Ideas :D
Maybe if you were smuggling diamonds in your urinary tract...
Those flames painted in the bowl are friggin sweet!
sooner_born_1960
1/4/2007, 04:05 PM
This thread is worthless without more pictures.
Pricetag
1/4/2007, 04:09 PM
its for washing your bum after you poo
and pricetag.....sometimes you gotta fill up the bowl to wash your twigs and berries
It must take some serious talent to poop on your junk.
OklahomaRed
1/4/2007, 04:10 PM
It would probably be good for washing the cow manure off your boots!!! That's what Dean would do !? I think? Was in Brazil (Brasil) once. They had these things in the hotel with no friggin' toliet paper. I could never quite get the hang of not getting ***@ everywhere and then drip drying? :(
jk the sooner fan
1/4/2007, 04:12 PM
It must take some serious talent to poop on your junk.
umm, no, just a girl who's willing
ZANGGGGGGGG
I think we have glossed over the fact that slickdawg sits when he pees.
sooner_born_1960
1/4/2007, 04:18 PM
How come a bidet is in a room all by itself? Shouldn't there be a toilet right next to it? That's how it works, right? Crap in the toilet, then hop on the bidet.
jk the sooner fan
1/4/2007, 04:19 PM
its probably across from it
which makes me think.....better replace that carpet with tile
sooner_born_1960
1/4/2007, 04:22 PM
its probably across from it
which makes me think.....better replace that carpet with tile
So, slickdawg was sitting on the toilet when he took that picture. Wonder if he had a sandwich. Or does Piccaso get royalties if other people do that.
Petro-Sooner
1/4/2007, 04:24 PM
I dont think I would care for the feeling of water being sprayed into that region.
KABOOKIE
1/4/2007, 04:30 PM
Heh, I bet some dude at Ryan's Steakhouse could have used one of those! :D
BeetDigger
1/4/2007, 04:51 PM
I dont think I would care for the feeling of water being sprayed into that region.
You never take a shower?
BeetDigger
1/4/2007, 04:52 PM
its probably across from it
which makes me think.....better replace that carpet with tile
And keep a mop handy.
Petro-Sooner
1/4/2007, 04:57 PM
Yes, but never bent over and let the water shoot up my ***. :texan:
colleyvillesooner
1/4/2007, 04:57 PM
http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/wp-content/files/cartoon-sledge-hammer-guy.gif
jk the sooner fan
1/4/2007, 04:58 PM
dude, its not a power hose.......it just washes you off
colleyvillesooner
1/4/2007, 05:00 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1504/th1bidetofbeermy2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
colleyvillesooner
1/4/2007, 05:05 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4932/4bucharesthotelbidetbp6.png (http://imageshack.us)
dude, its not a power hose.......
Speak for yourself.
soonerboomer93
1/4/2007, 05:13 PM
umm, no, just a girl who's willing
remembering recent activities i see
:pop:
C&CDean
1/4/2007, 06:07 PM
It ain't a ****in' bidet. It's a drinking fountain.
slickdawg
1/4/2007, 06:53 PM
its probably across from it
which makes me think.....better replace that carpet with tile
eggzactly.
olevetonahill
1/4/2007, 07:54 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1504/th1bidetofbeermy2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Winner !
BigRedJed
1/4/2007, 11:25 PM
OK, from reading this thread I've learned several things:
JK knows a bit too much about French bathroom fixtures and hygenic practices for my tastes.
Never kiss Dean on the lips.
I could sure go for a cold Rolling Rock.
BigRedJed
1/4/2007, 11:30 PM
And this is where I admit that I actually probably am more familiar with bidets than anybody here... ...I used to sell them (along with other high-falutin' hardware that you wouldn't believe). I could probably drive you through Nichols Hills, Oak Tree, Bocage, and other areas and point out half the houses in the metro that actually have bidets.
I prefer Porcher, BTW.
BigRedJed
1/4/2007, 11:37 PM
Porcher (http://www.porcher-us.com/). The most fun I had was when I had to go out to a home and show some hillbilly plumber how to install or repair one and then explain just what it was used for. Seriously. I was selling them a little ahead of the widespread acceptance they now enjoy in the states.
jk the sooner fan
1/5/2007, 07:21 AM
i lived in germany for 3 years...they are popular over there
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/5/2007, 02:08 PM
My folks looked at a house with a bidet once. It was right next to the toilet. My Dad turned to my Mom and said "I'm all for togetherness, but that's a little extreme."
Viking Kitten
1/5/2007, 02:43 PM
I'd like to share my favorite bidet story.
Back in college, myself and three other girls were spending a summer studying in Switzerland. Well, we decided to spend a weekend in Rome and took Eurail. We each brought a few bottles of wine for the train ride and by the time we hit Rome, we're all completely sauced. Luckily, our hotel wasn't far from the train station, so we sorta staggered to our room.
The youngest girl in the group (girl A) walks through the door, lays down on the bed, gets the bedspins, and immediately runs to the bathroom (which had a toilet, shower, sink and bidet) to puke. This immediately sets off a chain reaction: girl B takes the sink, girl C takes the shower, leaving me, girl D, very glad that the bathroom also had a bidet.
Fin
Soonrboy
1/5/2007, 02:50 PM
how strong a current do those bidets put out?
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1504/th1bidetofbeermy2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
So BSG hasn't been posting because she's been in the bathroom?
jk the sooner fan
1/5/2007, 02:54 PM
how strong a current do those bidets put out?
the one i saw at the hotel we stayed at in paris, was about like a water fountain at a park.....a gentle flow of water
how strong a current do those bidets put out?
'Bout 220, 221.....
Viking Kitten
1/5/2007, 02:58 PM
...whatever it takes.
C&CDean
1/5/2007, 03:07 PM
Not enough to knock off peanuts or corn.
crawfish
1/5/2007, 03:08 PM
I'd like to share my favorite bidet story.
Back in college, myself and three other girls were spending a summer studying in Switzerland. Well, we decided to spend a weekend in Rome and took Eurail. We each brought a few bottles of wine for the train ride and by the time we hit Rome, we're all completely sauced. Luckily, our hotel wasn't far from the train station, so we sorta staggered to our room.
The youngest girl in the group (girl A) walks through the door, lays down on the bed, gets the bedspins, and immediately runs to the bathroom (which had a toilet, shower, sink and bidet) to puke. This immediately sets off a chain reaction: girl B takes the sink, girl C takes the shower, leaving me, girl D, very glad that the bathroom also had a bidet.
Fin
:hot:
SicEmBaylor
1/5/2007, 03:17 PM
As I recall, the bidets I saw in France were built into the toilet and not a separate unit.
Soonrboy
1/5/2007, 03:45 PM
Is it enough to keep me from getting bacon strips?
BigRedJed
1/5/2007, 05:08 PM
Not enough to knock off peanuts or corn.
I think I need a bidet after that one. I just laughed so hard that I crapped my pants.
BigRedJed
1/5/2007, 05:12 PM
And BTW, there are different varieties of bidets. Some are more like a sink/toilet combination; a bowl with a faucet-type device that shoots the water straight at you. I've got no problem with this one, although as I've mentioned many times before in bidet threads, if you take care of your bidness first thing in the morning and then take a shower, every day, a bidet is useless.
The second type of bidet actually has the water squirting straight up from the bottom of the bowl, so that whatever falls off of you falls back onto the water source.
OUT.
OklahomaRed
1/6/2007, 05:06 PM
Bidet story? We were house hunting in Lake Granbury, TX and the Realtor was showing us this one house. My wife, my two sons, and the realtor all standing in the master bath. It had a bidet. My son (15 at the time) asks, "what is this?" Bends over, looks in it, and then pulls the handle. Squirts him right in the eye. I thought the realtor and my wife were going to crap their pants right there. Needless to say, we have not let him live it down to this day. :D
BigRedJed
1/7/2007, 01:24 PM
The good news is that if your wife and the realtor HAD crapped their pants, they would have had a bidet right there for cleanup. Really, what are the chances of that at most home showings?
BlondeSoonerGirl
1/8/2007, 10:32 AM
That looks deelishus.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2007, 10:35 AM
That looks deelishus.
I hope you are talking about the Rolling Rocks.
BlondeSoonerGirl
1/8/2007, 11:25 AM
I hope you are talking about the Rolling Rocks.
I was.
Or I was talking about the baby.
Whichever...
Viking Kitten
1/8/2007, 11:27 AM
Would you give a straight answer for once, woman?
BigRedJed
1/8/2007, 12:36 PM
Maybe she's talking about the peanuts and corn. On a baby.
BigRedJed
1/8/2007, 12:37 PM
With a Rolling Rock chaser.
BlondeSoonerGirl
1/8/2007, 12:40 PM
Keep going people...we've almost got ourselves a salad.
Or a stew.
Whichever.
BigRedJed
1/8/2007, 12:41 PM
Mmmm... ...beer-battered baby/corn/peanut/poo stew....
BigRedJed
1/8/2007, 12:44 PM
Perhaps not surprisingly, there's already a recipe for it on the innerweb. It looks like this when it's done:
http://www.plainsfolk.com/weblog/stew.jpg
BigRedJed
1/8/2007, 12:45 PM
I loves me a crock pot.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2007, 12:53 PM
That's exactly what the bidet in Rome looked like after I barfed in it.
BlondeSoonerGirl
1/8/2007, 12:54 PM
I think I see a toe...
Viking Kitten
1/8/2007, 12:59 PM
I think I see a toe...
You can't prove anything and if you start making accusations I'll just deny them.
Look man... it was Europe, it was the 90s. Those were scandalous times. Cannabalism was all the rage. I WAS IN COLLEGE FOR GOD'S SAKE. I WAS SUPPOSED TO EXPERIMENT. DON'T JUDGE ME.
BigRedJed
1/8/2007, 01:03 PM
It's OK, VK. I remember the effect The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover had on me, too. I didn't have to buy meat at the grocery store for months.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2007, 01:08 PM
For me it was "Eating Raoul," starring that hottie that played Chakotay on Star Trek Voyager. He just looked yummy.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2007, 01:11 PM
That movie "Alive" about the soccer team that crashed in the Andes featured some tasty looking fellows as well.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2007, 01:12 PM
Now if only someone would make a movie about the Donner Party starring Colin Firth, I'd be one happy camper. Ha Ha! Donner Party... camper... get it?!?!?!11
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