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Jerk
1/2/2007, 03:02 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070102/od_afp/safricacaveobese_070102115418

news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070102/od_afp/safricacaveobese_070102115418

Overweight woman stuck in South African cave

Tue Jan 2, 6:54 AM ET

CAPE TOWN (AFP) - An overweight woman got stuck in a well-known South African cave for nearly twelve hours on New Year's Day, trapping 23 others in the process.

The woman was stuck inside the "Tunnel of Love" shortly after noon and was freed with the help of liquid paraffin and a pulley around 11:30 pm (2130 GMT), said Hein Gerstner, manager of the Cango Caves in the Western Cape.

"She was really quite a large woman," he told AFP Tuesday. "She was forewarned at the ticket office and by the guide that she might have difficulty on the tour, but she insisted on going along."

Rescuers from two nearby towns and a private ambulance service were called in to help.

"We used liquid paraffin to grease the surface area and used a pulley to lift her," said Gerstner. "She was eventually carried out on a stretcher."

Twenty-three other people trapped in another tunnel behind the woman were given blankets, water, chocolate bars and ablution buckets during the rescue effort.

The group included two asthmatic children and a diabetic for whom insulin had to be brought from a nearby town, said Gerstner.

Once freed, the woman was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment, and was due to be discharged on Tuesday afternoon. None of the others came to any harm.

"We regularly have people getting stuck in the caves for an hour or so, but never anything on this scale," said Gerstner. "This was a freak. None of our guides, some of whom have been here for more than 40 years, have ever seen anything like it."

Osce0la
1/2/2007, 03:03 PM
"This was a freak. None of our guides, some of whom have been here for more than 40 years, have ever seen anything like it."

:D

BeetDigger
1/2/2007, 03:13 PM
I think that I need to go to the ablution bucket. I need to get some reading material first.

slickdawg
1/2/2007, 03:23 PM
I wonder if that was my old secretary?

yermom
1/2/2007, 03:38 PM
THAT CAVE IS DARKSIDED!!!

http://files.blog-city.com/files/O05/148581/p/f/mperrin.jpg

Okla-homey
1/2/2007, 05:31 PM
They need a sign that reads: "WELCOME CAVE FANS. Cave Guests who are morbidly obese must disrobe, apply grease liberally to their shoulders and hips, and remain at the back of the tour group. TIA."

Petro-Sooner
1/2/2007, 05:35 PM
LOL

Widescreen
1/2/2007, 06:15 PM
Twenty-three other people trapped in another tunnel behind the woman were given blankets, water, chocolate bars and ablution buckets during the rescue effort.
Unfortunately, the chocolate bars never made it to the other people. :(

BeetDigger
1/2/2007, 06:45 PM
They should have given her some ex-lax instead. That would have required more ablution buckets however.

DustySooner
1/2/2007, 07:25 PM
Oh wow...I really don't know what to say about this. Really huge people in dark places usually ends up with something crazy happening.

1stTimeCaller
1/2/2007, 07:27 PM
I wonder if she is going to sue them for not having openings big enough for her? Oh wait, this wasn't in America.

DustySooner
1/2/2007, 07:34 PM
I wonder if she is going to sue them for not having openings big enough for her? Oh wait, this wasn't in America.

Hah! I could see it now. Fat lady vs. Mother nature for not forming the cave big enough.

In all seriousness though...that's really funny that you say that because you're right she would probably sue someone..and probably end up winning.

SoonerInKCMO
1/2/2007, 08:55 PM
Beyonce needs a kick to the baby-maker. :mad:

yermom
1/2/2007, 10:51 PM
"you must not be this fat to go in cave"

http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/rubberball/rb150/rb150037.jpg

tulsaoilerfan
1/2/2007, 11:43 PM
No pics? I'm really disappointed in this story

Widescreen
1/3/2007, 12:13 AM
Was she hawt?

olevetonahill
1/3/2007, 01:22 AM
Was she hawt?
This just in
She was from Boise :twinkies: