Next handless hairy is getting T-boned

[Jerk]

I'm popping the clutch and plowing thru your as.s

Wait, on second thought, I think I'll quit waving people through stop signs even when I beat them to the intersection.

I think I will also quit my thoughtfull and kind jesture of getting in the left lane to allow someone to merge on the highway. Hey, arsehole in your little Jimmy, once you get on the road you don't need to stay there right next to me for the next 5 gawdamned miles. Here's an idea: either get your *** on down the road or get out of the way. Don't stay right next to me like a jackass. You drive around me, not the other way around.

Do cruise ships and oil super tankers drive around ski boats? Or does the tard driving the ski boat get right next to the cruise ship and say "I'm staying right here!"

Do 747's fly around Cessnas? Or does the Cessna get the f*** outta the way?

Of course not, you dumbf*ck. It's alot easier for you to drive around me than it is for me to drive around you. It's simple physics, retard.

And to handless hairies: I hope you burn in Hell.

[NormanPride]

What is a handless hairy? Is that like 4Life after a carpentry accident?

[Jerk]

Handless Hairy is the jerk-off who you wave to let out and the mofo doesn't wave back.

[Czar Soonerov]

I always wave back...

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[Jerk]

And guys...I'm really not this bad....I'm just blowing off steam.

I'm not happy.

I mean I am really not happy today.

I think a double doze of Zoloft® is in my future.

[Petro-Sooner]

I hear ya man. I hear ya.

[yermom]

i'm not happy either :mad:

i always give the wave

and i can't think of many places i'd rather not be more than next to one of you sumbitches :D

[BeetDigger]

It's better than being in the same vehicle with them, after a night of Hamms and bean burritos.

[NormanPride]

4Life doesn't wave? :mad:

[frankensooner]

Handless Harry, man, where did you ever come up with something like that? ;)

I let three people in yesterday, I didn't get as much as a head bob. What is wrong with these people?

[sanantoniosooner]

I think I saw Boobless Barbara hanking out by the truck stop.

[frankensooner]

You should have seen fingerless Fred try to pick his nose.