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Viking Kitten

12/31/2006, 06:16 PM

Czar will be needing your assistance in the removal of a Nerf Maverick Dart Blaster from his rectum if he does not stop shooting me in the boob with it.

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5715/0900631b80ee7933mfn2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I got one for him and one for the boy. "How neat!" I thought. "They can have quality time to bond!" In retrospect, I should have gotten him the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice on DVD. ****er.

proud gonzo

12/31/2006, 06:18 PM

BBC version of Pride and Prejudice on DVD.I got that for Christmas!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/prideandprejudice/images/photogallery/340x255/darcy.jpg
Rawr.

Viking Kitten

12/31/2006, 06:22 PM

I got that for Christmas!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/prideandprejudice/images/photogallery/340x255/darcy.jpg
Rawr.

Holy crap. I could start 50 threads about the hotness that is Colin Firth. Rent "Valmont" sometime. OMG.

proud gonzo

12/31/2006, 06:24 PM

i saw part of that on tv once--i just need to buy a copy because I can never find it for rent anywhere.

PhxSooner

12/31/2006, 06:47 PM

Wait, there's a Colin Firth movie I haven't seen? Need to get that...

I alternate Pride and Prejudice with Bridget Jones. My husband just shakes his head and leaves the room.

proud gonzo

12/31/2006, 07:47 PM

what about The Importance of Being Earnest? It's not as good as Bridget Jones or Pride and Prejudice, but it's a very good movie (follows the play really well). I also enjoy Love Actually and Girl with the Pearl Earring

pretty soon he's going to be in a movie with Uma Thurman called "The Accidental Husband" and one with Helen Hunt called "Then She Found Me"

Sooner_Bob

12/31/2006, 07:48 PM

Nerf toys are cool.

proud gonzo

12/31/2006, 07:48 PM

oh, and Nanny McPhee was pretty good too

sanantoniosooner

12/31/2006, 07:48 PM

The title of this thread led me to believe I'd enjoy the thread.

Not so.

Jerk

12/31/2006, 07:50 PM

chick thread

chick thread!

Alert!

Alert!

VeeJay

12/31/2006, 07:52 PM

Pretty good aim, is he?

OUinFLA

12/31/2006, 07:55 PM

To say I am dissappointed in the content of this thread would be an understatement. I had such high hopes.

sanantoniosooner

12/31/2006, 07:56 PM

PG really should apologize to the rest of us for derailing a potentially good thread.

BigRedJed

12/31/2006, 08:04 PM

OK, here, I'll try to get it back on track: VK mentioned her boob. See if you can work with that.

OUinFLA

12/31/2006, 08:06 PM

( o Y

sanantoniosooner

12/31/2006, 08:09 PM

( o Y
I can almost picture a nerf projectile.

Fortunately, not quite.

BoogercountySooner

12/31/2006, 08:41 PM

Czar--------->{VK! :D

Okla-homey

12/31/2006, 08:46 PM

8 years of college, 2 years of residency, and some people decide, "Why yes, I believe I shall specialize in disorders of the human anus, rectum and lower intestinal tract."

Humans are flippin' amazing.

OUDoc

12/31/2006, 11:01 PM

Czar will be needing your assistance in the removal of a Nerf Maverick Dart Blaster from his rectum if he does not stop shooting me in the boob with it.

He can shoot you in the boob with his rectum? :eek:
I'm more and more proud of Czar every day.

StoopTroup

12/31/2006, 11:04 PM

If I'd continued into Med School in my Father and Uncle's footsteps, I would have never even done major surgery. I would have gone with the Dermatology / Laser Treatments....

Instead....

I spend most of my time now sitting around shooting my Wife in the boobs with a nerf gun....

proud gonzo

1/1/2007, 02:29 AM

PG really should apologize to the rest of us for derailing a potentially good thread.**** off dip ****

http://www.teilani.de/odb-wetlook.jpg

Viking Kitten

1/1/2007, 03:24 AM

http://www.robinpruter.com/silverscreen/firth.jpg

The things I would do to him are probably illegal in several southern states.

critical_phil

1/1/2007, 04:20 AM

The things I would do to him are probably illegal in several southern states.

like drinking on Sundays or interracial marriage?

Spray

1/1/2007, 04:38 AM

Assy hurty.

soonerboomer93

1/1/2007, 06:34 AM

rectum...

nearly killed him

1stTimeCaller

1/1/2007, 06:55 AM

I thought surely there was a coffee filter mishap.

Fugue

1/1/2007, 12:33 PM

**** off dip ****

http://www.teilani.de/odb-wetlook.jpg

Frodo?

StoopTroup

1/1/2007, 12:58 PM

HEH ! ! !

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots/frodo_rivendell_sittingupinbed.jpg

BeetDigger

1/2/2007, 10:22 AM

"Million to one shot Doc, million to one."

sanantoniosooner

1/2/2007, 10:24 AM

"Million to one shot Doc, million to one."
thanks for bumping this disappointment

thank a lot.

BeetDigger

1/2/2007, 11:12 AM

thanks for bumping this disappointment

thank a lot.

Please direct your disappointmet toward PG. She is the one who is TOTALLY ruining this thread. I need to get her address and send her a David Hasselhoff poster.

proud gonzo

1/2/2007, 01:13 PM

ok, if you guys can't figure out a way to "fix" a thread with VK talking about her boobs, you're gay.

Viking Kitten

1/2/2007, 01:24 PM

I could tell you how Czar likes to shout "I'm your huckleberry" every time he shoots me in the boob, but then I'd have to post a Val Kilmer pic and we'd be back down that other road again. What a quandary.