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Viking Kitten
12/31/2006, 06:16 PM
Czar will be needing your assistance in the removal of a Nerf Maverick Dart Blaster from his rectum if he does not stop shooting me in the boob with it.
http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5715/0900631b80ee7933mfn2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I got one for him and one for the boy. "How neat!" I thought. "They can have quality time to bond!" In retrospect, I should have gotten him the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice on DVD. ****er.
proud gonzo
12/31/2006, 06:18 PM
BBC version of Pride and Prejudice on DVD.I got that for Christmas!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/prideandprejudice/images/photogallery/340x255/darcy.jpg
Rawr.
Viking Kitten
12/31/2006, 06:22 PM
I got that for Christmas!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/prideandprejudice/images/photogallery/340x255/darcy.jpg
Rawr.
Holy crap. I could start 50 threads about the hotness that is Colin Firth. Rent "Valmont" sometime. OMG.
proud gonzo
12/31/2006, 06:24 PM
i saw part of that on tv once--i just need to buy a copy because I can never find it for rent anywhere.
PhxSooner
12/31/2006, 06:47 PM
Wait, there's a Colin Firth movie I haven't seen? Need to get that...
I alternate Pride and Prejudice with Bridget Jones. My husband just shakes his head and leaves the room.
proud gonzo
12/31/2006, 07:47 PM
what about The Importance of Being Earnest? It's not as good as Bridget Jones or Pride and Prejudice, but it's a very good movie (follows the play really well). I also enjoy Love Actually and Girl with the Pearl Earring
pretty soon he's going to be in a movie with Uma Thurman called "The Accidental Husband" and one with Helen Hunt called "Then She Found Me"
Sooner_Bob
12/31/2006, 07:48 PM
Nerf toys are cool.
proud gonzo
12/31/2006, 07:48 PM
oh, and Nanny McPhee was pretty good too
sanantoniosooner
12/31/2006, 07:48 PM
The title of this thread led me to believe I'd enjoy the thread.
Not so.
chick thread
chick thread!
Alert!
Alert!
VeeJay
12/31/2006, 07:52 PM
Pretty good aim, is he?
OUinFLA
12/31/2006, 07:55 PM
To say I am dissappointed in the content of this thread would be an understatement. I had such high hopes.
sanantoniosooner
12/31/2006, 07:56 PM
PG really should apologize to the rest of us for derailing a potentially good thread.
BigRedJed
12/31/2006, 08:04 PM
OK, here, I'll try to get it back on track: VK mentioned her boob. See if you can work with that.
OUinFLA
12/31/2006, 08:06 PM
( o Y
sanantoniosooner
12/31/2006, 08:09 PM
( o Y
I can almost picture a nerf projectile.
Fortunately, not quite.
BoogercountySooner
12/31/2006, 08:41 PM
Czar--------->{VK! :D
Okla-homey
12/31/2006, 08:46 PM
8 years of college, 2 years of residency, and some people decide, "Why yes, I believe I shall specialize in disorders of the human anus, rectum and lower intestinal tract."
Humans are flippin' amazing.
OUDoc
12/31/2006, 11:01 PM
Czar will be needing your assistance in the removal of a Nerf Maverick Dart Blaster from his rectum if he does not stop shooting me in the boob with it.
He can shoot you in the boob with his rectum? :eek:
I'm more and more proud of Czar every day.
StoopTroup
12/31/2006, 11:04 PM
If I'd continued into Med School in my Father and Uncle's footsteps, I would have never even done major surgery. I would have gone with the Dermatology / Laser Treatments....
Instead....
I spend most of my time now sitting around shooting my Wife in the boobs with a nerf gun....
proud gonzo
1/1/2007, 02:29 AM
PG really should apologize to the rest of us for derailing a potentially good thread.**** off dip ****
http://www.teilani.de/odb-wetlook.jpg
Viking Kitten
1/1/2007, 03:24 AM
http://www.robinpruter.com/silverscreen/firth.jpg
The things I would do to him are probably illegal in several southern states.
critical_phil
1/1/2007, 04:20 AM
The things I would do to him are probably illegal in several southern states.
like drinking on Sundays or interracial marriage?
soonerboomer93
1/1/2007, 06:34 AM
rectum...
nearly killed him
1stTimeCaller
1/1/2007, 06:55 AM
I thought surely there was a coffee filter mishap.
**** off dip ****
http://www.teilani.de/odb-wetlook.jpg
Frodo?
StoopTroup
1/1/2007, 12:58 PM
HEH ! ! !
http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots/frodo_rivendell_sittingupinbed.jpg
BeetDigger
1/2/2007, 10:22 AM
"Million to one shot Doc, million to one."
sanantoniosooner
1/2/2007, 10:24 AM
"Million to one shot Doc, million to one."
thanks for bumping this disappointment
thank a lot.
BeetDigger
1/2/2007, 11:12 AM
thanks for bumping this disappointment
thank a lot.
Please direct your disappointmet toward PG. She is the one who is TOTALLY ruining this thread. I need to get her address and send her a David Hasselhoff poster.
proud gonzo
1/2/2007, 01:13 PM
ok, if you guys can't figure out a way to "fix" a thread with VK talking about her boobs, you're gay.
Viking Kitten
1/2/2007, 01:24 PM
I could tell you how Czar likes to shout "I'm your huckleberry" every time he shoots me in the boob, but then I'd have to post a Val Kilmer pic and we'd be back down that other road again. What a quandary.
BeetDigger
1/2/2007, 02:18 PM
Kind of like this?
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