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Penguin
12/29/2006, 07:25 PM
Where should I go?

OUAndy1807
12/29/2006, 07:27 PM
are we talking Branson money, or Fiji money being spent on the trip?

SicEmBaylor
12/29/2006, 07:39 PM
You know honestly Biloxi is a great place to go if you want gambling and a beach and don't want to shell out for a trip to Vegas.

Penguin
12/29/2006, 07:41 PM
I can come up with $3K-5K in no time at all. Now that I have no wife, I have gobs of disposable income.


Not that I'm bragging or anything. ;)

SicEmBaylor
12/29/2006, 07:42 PM
I can come up with $3K-5K in no time at all. Now that I have no wife, I have gobs of disposable income.


Not that I'm bragging or anything. ;)

She's not taking you to the cleaners for alimony and such?

OUAndy1807
12/29/2006, 07:46 PM
if you're really looking to disconnect, I would suggest Matangi Island in Fiji. 14 hour plane trip to the big island, 2 hour flight to Taveune, 45 minute vanagon ride through country that looks like Cambodia, then a 45 minut boat ride to the island. once you've gotten to the island, there are about 10 nice huts, dinners are family style, massages, dining, etc... it's ridiculous.
http://www.matangiisland.com/

Penguin
12/29/2006, 07:47 PM
She's not taking you to the cleaners for alimony and such?

Nobody has filed papers, so my money is mine for now.


I guess anything is possible, but ours is about the friendliest divorce you'll ever hear of.

OUAndy1807
12/29/2006, 07:53 PM
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l244/Andy1807/P5270024.jpg

OUinFLA
12/29/2006, 08:44 PM
I can come up with $3K-5K in no time at all. Now that I have no wife, I have gobs of disposable income.


Not that I'm bragging or anything. ;)

I saw an interesting report on "Lifestyles" down Mexico way.
That is if your into sex, drinks, sex, dance, sex, swim,sex........did I mention the sex? Prolly wouldnt be of any interest to you since you are now single. I understand multiple partners are a normal practice.

If you need to take an "exchange" date, talk to olevet, he's got a list of skanks you wouldnt mind letting someone else have their way with.
:D

soonerboomer93
12/29/2006, 09:03 PM
I saw an interesting report on "Lifestyles" down Mexico way.
That is if your into sex, drinks, sex, dance, sex, swim,sex........did I mention the sex? Prolly wouldnt be of any interest to you since you are now single. I understand multiple partners are a normal practice.

If you need to take an "exchange" date, talk to olevet, he's got a list of skanks you wouldnt mind letting someone else have their way with.
:D

Thailand if you're looking for that. It's everything Vegas wants to be, and then some. Oh, and it's cheap as ****.

(i.e. $40 a night for what's basically a condo)

great beaches, or nice mountain area to relax in during the days and interesting night life

BoogercountySooner
12/29/2006, 09:10 PM
Thailand if you're looking for that. It's everything Vegas wants to be, and then some. Oh, and it's cheap as ****.

(i.e. $40 a night for what's basically a condo)

great beaches, or nice mountain area to relax in during the days and interesting night life
Don't forget the Tsunami"s!

OUinFLA
12/29/2006, 09:16 PM
Don't forget the Tsunami"s!

that's only good if you're into surfing.

OUAndy1807
12/29/2006, 09:20 PM
Don't forget the Tsunami"s!
and sex with children.

royalfan5
12/29/2006, 09:32 PM
and sex with children.
and ladyboy's

ChickSoonerFan
12/29/2006, 11:54 PM
I can come up with $3K-5K in no time at all. Now that I have no wife, I have gobs of disposable income.


Not that I'm bragging or anything. ;)

So how you doin?


KIDDING!!!!

Kidding kidding kidding...really.

Just kidding.

:)

OUinFLA
12/29/2006, 11:59 PM
No she's not.
:D

SicEmBaylor
12/30/2006, 12:09 AM
So how you doin?


KIDDING!!!!

Kidding kidding kidding...really.

Just kidding.

:)

Pfft, I go to Baylor and spend that much before I wake up in the morning. Not bragging or anything...

Do you like Branson?

proud gonzo
12/30/2006, 12:09 AM
you should go somewhere they don't call vacations "vacay"

OUinFLA
12/30/2006, 12:10 AM
Pfft, I go to Baylor and spend that much before I wake up in the morning. Not bragging or anything...

Do you like Branson?

on blow-up dolls?

SicEmBaylor
12/30/2006, 12:14 AM
on blow-up dolls?
They always get lost in the mail and never seem to show up...


Anywhoo, PG is right about going some place they don't call it "Vaycay." You should go some place that calls it, "holiday" which sounds much more classy.

soonerbrat
12/30/2006, 12:48 AM
i spent 6 weeks in italy on about $1000/week..i highly recommend it.

Penguin
12/30/2006, 06:10 PM
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned gay cruise.

You people disappoint me!

proud gonzo
12/30/2006, 07:37 PM
hell, i'm surprised nobody mentioned the hooters airline

OUinFLA
12/30/2006, 08:16 PM
How come you're not considering Antarctica?
Visit some relatives or something.

Viking Kitten
12/30/2006, 08:42 PM
TLC recently aired a show about a resort near Cabo that's only for the morbidly obese. Well... they kept saying it was only for the morbidly obese, but there were all these skinny single guys lurking around. They looked like they were just there to check out all the hot BBW action. Anyway, if you're looking for a lot of ***, (and I mean a lot of ***!) this place might be worth checking into.

OUAndy1807
12/30/2006, 09:17 PM
TLC recently aired a show about a resort near Cabo that's only for the morbidly obese. Well... they kept saying it was only for the morbidly obese, but there were all these skinny single guys lurking around. They looked like they were just there to check out all the hot BBW action. Anyway, if you're looking for a lot of ***, (and I mean a lot of ***!) this place might be worth checking into.
chubby chasers.

Penguin
12/30/2006, 10:54 PM
Focus, people! FOCUS!


I want some serious suggestions! :mad:

OUinFLA
12/30/2006, 11:01 PM
Well, Sooner51 is here in Fla, and Im taking him & gf to lunch tomorrow.
You could come down here, bring all your cash and take me and wifey out to lunch?

proud gonzo
12/30/2006, 11:44 PM
Paris
Chicago
Scotland
Ireland
New Zealand
London
Las Vegas
Madrid
Athens
Prague
Florence
Singapore
Tokyo

soonerbrat
12/31/2006, 11:52 AM
Turin
Venice,
Milan
Rome

they have lots of cheese in Italy..I know you like Cheese

Kels
12/31/2006, 12:13 PM
Fly down to Cancun. For $250 you can fly over to Havana. Act like your a typical dumb American and get through customs.

Rent a car, and make the four hour drive to Varadero Beach. It's one of the Top 5 beaches on the planet, and there's hardly anyone there. Think Cancun without a bunch of people. You can stay in one of the 5 Star hotels that are 1/3 full for $100 a night.

$1500 for the week would cover everything from your doorstep to Varadero and back. If you want to live like Fidel while you're there, you can drop $2500.

Great music, wonderful food, gorgeous scenery, and mojitos and cohibas if you enjoy that kind of thing. Living on the edge and being somewhere you shouldn't is great too.

YWIA

soonerbrat
12/31/2006, 12:21 PM
mmm...mojitos. my favorite

Kels
12/31/2006, 12:27 PM
mmm...mojitos. my favorite

I've never had one. There is a famous bar in Old Havana where Hemingway spent a lot of time throwing them down.

soonerbrat
12/31/2006, 12:29 PM
it's hard to find a restaurant that will actually make them..and make them taste good...the best ones I had were in mexico and italy..the worst one was at Abuelo's - they put sweet and sour in it and it tasted like a rum margarita

soonerbrat
12/31/2006, 12:32 PM
MMM...Mojito (http://www.bacardimojito.com/home/default.aspx)