I'm going to the bathroom

[picasso]

hold all my calls.

oh and my record is 27 minutes.

[Howzit]

Got your sammich?

[Sooner_Havok]

And a newspaper?

[NormanPride]

Amateur. I've caused lines at truck stops.

[fadada1]

you doing paintings on the can???

[picasso]

yes had the newspaper. wasn't quite long enough for my legs to go to sleep.

[TexasSooner01]

and then a big brown shark came........;)

[picasso]

I did have time to finish my series of whittled soap LOTR figurines.

[Sooner_Havok]

I also hope you flushed. I just went to the bathroom and someone left a dook floating in one of the stalls. Not cool man, not cool! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[King Crimson]

I did have time to finish my series of whittled soap LOTR figurines.

sweet.

[soonerboomer93]

I also hope you flushed. I just went to the bathroom and someone left a dook floating in one of the stalls. Not cool man, not cool! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


Sorry man, it wouldn't take the whole thing, I had to break it up with a hanger

[SicEmBaylor]

When I lived in the dorms I got a knock on my door one day from 2-3 guys on my floor. So I open up the door and they tell me, "SicEm and Roger...you guys have got to come to the bathroom with us we have something to show you!"

Well, typically when 3 guys invite me to the bathroom I'm a bit hesitant but what the hell Roger was with me. We get to the bathroom and there is a line at the door with our RA taking in 2 people at a time. I still have no idea what the hell they're showing in there because when I ask all I get back is, "you have to see it to believe it."

So, it's my turn and I follow my RA into one of the bathroom stalls (again I don't make it a habit of going into a bathroom stall with my RA) where he presents this gigantic super sized big *** mofo of a log in the toilet. This thing was of epic proportions. It wound all the way around the toilet bowl at least 2 times and had a girth of 2-3". It finally came to rest OVER the toilet seat as if whoever left it started standing up before the deed was done in order to create this effect. Sort of like when you get soft serve Ice cream and you turn the bowl in order for the ice cream to come out a certain way in the bowl...

Anyway, again this is the biggest *** thing I've ever seen and there was absolutely no TP either. Speculation began on who could have left this thing and I think it centered around the fattest guy on the floor who would have been the only one capable of producing such a monstrosity.

[Petro-Sooner]

LOL

[VeeJay]

...nominate SicEm for Post of the Week...

[Jerk]

You guys ever take a big ol sh** and it only takes one wipe, and swoosh! yuo're done! Sad thing is it only happens maybe twice per year, but it is great when it does happen.

[OUinFLA]

this thread is craptastic.

I rate it 5 rolls.

http://gupda.georgetown.edu/Cartoons/toilet%20paper.gif

[VeeJay]

You guys ever take a big ol sh** and it only takes one wipe, and swoosh! yuo're done! Sad thing is it only happens maybe twice per year, but it is great when it does happen.

You're on to something. There's nothing better than a clean drop.

Not many events can cement the feeling that all's right in the world when that happens.

[Jerk]

It just gives you that feeling of satisfaction, that you've accomplished something rare and great!

[VeeJay]

I've yet to figure out how you can have a clean drop, and the next visit a few hours later all hell breaks loose and the freekin toilet damn near backs up from all the TP you've thrown in there.

[StoopTroup]

Thank you Ron White....

"You ever take a dump so big that your pants fit better?"

[goingoneight]

hold all my calls.

oh and my record is 27 minutes.

... so did everything come out okay? :D

[StoopTroup]

Sicem...

You can tell us....

They gave you a swirlie didn't they? ;)

[picasso]

... so did everything come out okay? :D
why yes. even smoked a cigarette afterwards.