So, I'm available

[Penguin]

I haven't been on a "date" in 10 years. Has anything changed?


So if you don't know, I'm in the middle of a divorce. No, there's no bad guy in this breakup. There was no cheating. There is no bitterness. It was a mutual decision.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

The basic rules are still the same. I would offer the following advice though.

1) Don't talk about your ex a lot.
2) Don't try to get serious too quickly. Even if it ended on mutual terms, it's still a life changing experience and you need time to heal.
3) If you want to, go out and have fun though.

[sanantoniosooner]

She got tired of you tripping her into that hole huh?

[Okieflyer]

I haven't been on a "date" in 10 years.

There's your problem. Dang it, take your next girl on a date once in awhile!;)

[BajaOklahoma]

Listen to SBSB. That's good advice.
Even though it's a mutual decision, I'm still sorry you have to go through it.

[OUinFLA]

Take lots of money.
The "price" of dates has increased in the last decade.
Oh, and they usually want cash up front.

[Okla-homey]

'Twer it me, I'd shoot for a substantially younger woman. Why not? They're out there, and the fact you have a job and some stuff should stand you in good stead.

Keep your eyes peeled for a nice one who has recently "outgrown" the first husband she married right after high school. She'll be about 25 and looking to hook-up with a nice Penguin.;)

[sooneron]

'Twer it me, I'd shoot for a substantially younger woman. Why not? They're out there, and the fact you have a job and some stuff should stand you in good stead.

Keep your eyes peeled for a nice one who has recently "outgrown" the first husband she married right after high school. She'll be about 25 and looking to hook-up with a nice Penguin.;)
I believe that penguin is in Htown, he will have to shoot for the young'uns, unless he likes more baggage than a samsonite store. Sorry for the split Penguin. remember that you don't have to be all sensitive anymore, the alpha male thing is back, or is it gone again? I can't remember.

[TopDaugIn2000]

'Twer it me, I'd shoot for a substantially younger woman. Why not? They're out there, and the fact you have a job and some stuff should stand you in good stead.

Keep your eyes peeled for a nice one who has recently "outgrown" the first husband she married right after high school. She'll be about 25 and looking to hook-up with a nice Penguin.;)

:O

[TopDaugIn2000]

don't cry all the time. and when I say all the time, I really mean all the time. runs a girl off.

[OUDoc]

don't cry all the time. and when I say all the time, I really mean all the time. runs a girl off.
Sad. In a bad way.

[TopDaugIn2000]

no kidding.

[fadada1]

be nice, be kind, be a gentleman, then hit it.





i got nuthin'

[Widescreen]

Wait a tic. This means I'm single again. OH BEHAVE!!!

[MamaMia]

Don't date anyone with the nam of Theresa.

[slickdawg]

Geez, it's all changed now. You exchange e-mail and IM addresses and get it on via webcams.

[SicEmBaylor]

Sorry to hear of your impending divorce man. Swing by Waco sometime in the near future and we'll go bar hopping down 6th street in Austin pickin' up hoes like we was two []D [] []V[] []Ds from South Beach.

[Scott D]

Sorry to hear of your impending divorce man. Swing by Waco sometime in the near future and we'll go bar hopping down 6th street in Austin pickin' up hoes like we was two []D [] []V[] []Ds from South Beach.

well if you'd quit tryin' to pick up dudes, chicks wouldn't abandon you when you make Branson plans....jus' sayin'

[Frozen Sooner]

Sorry to hear about your divorce, Wes.

[BoogercountySooner]

Forget all the above crap. Buy lot's of alcohol if' she's hot get her drunk and have secks if she's ugly get you drunk and have seck's. That is all!

[Hatfield]

so

uhmmmm....

what's her number...

;)

[olevetonahill]

Forget all the above crap. Buy lot's of alcohol if' she's hot get her drunk and have secks if she's ugly get you drunk and have seck's. That is all!
Booger is the WINNER
Except make the bitch buy the booze !. Then either way you cant lose :D
Then you either get drunk and Laid , Or drunk enough to Lay the ugly bitch
Its a win win ;)

[soonerbrat]

you guys are rotten.
you're all going to hell.

[TexasSooner01]

you guys are rotten.
you're all going to hell.


you are sooooooooo right! :)

[Xstnlsooner]

Freakin Hilarious is more like it!!

[Harry Beanbag]

you guys are rotten.
you're all going to hell.


Most of us are already married. ;)

[TexasSooner01]

Most of us are already married. ;)


well I guess you will go to hell in the afterlife too. ;)

[olevetonahill]

you guys are rotten.
you're all going to hell.
Aw Young lady you forget That Ive been married 3 times .
So Ive spent my time in Hell; :eek:

[josh09]

I haven't been on a "date" in 10 years. Has anything changed?


So if you don't know, I'm in the middle of a divorce. No, there's no bad guy in this breakup. There was no cheating. There is no bitterness. It was a mutual decision.

Are you a guy or girl penguin?

[josh09]

Seriously, i cant tell.

[olevetonahill]

well I guess you will go to hell in the afterlife too. ;)
It will Really be hell If the bitches Ive been married to are there :eek: :eek:

[Penguin]

Is stalking still considered a valid dating technique?

[Mongo]

Are you a guy or girl penguin?


Hopefully a girl, Penguin has been sending some pretty steamy PM's to me.

[Penguin]

Seriously, i cant tell.

I'm a dude, damn it! :mad:

[SicEmBaylor]

Is stalking still considered a valid dating technique?
Depends on the woman. The only way to know for sure is to try it. :pop:

[TexasSooner01]

It will Really be hell If the bitches Ive been married to are there :eek: :eek:


OHHHHHHH Boy..... :les: YOU ARE IN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

;)

:D

[josh09]

I'm a dude, damn it! :mad:

Oh, ok. Well, thats not good for Mongo. :D

[TexasSooner01]

Is stalking still considered a valid dating technique?


No....not in Houston.....Stalking gets you shot! :eek:

[olevetonahill]

OHHHHHHH Boy..... :les: YOU ARE IN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

;)

:D
Cant I do 48 Oh hell marries or somepun ? To make sure those 2 bit hos go there And I go to purgatory point ?
Dayum Now im skeered :P

[josh09]

Im confuzzled.

And this thread is starting to creep me out.

[TexasSooner01]

Cant I do 48 Oh hell marries or somepun ? To make sure those 2 bit hos go there And I go to purgatory point ?
Dayum Now im skeered :P

Sorry for skeering you.....maybe the debil wont let you in cuz the exhoes are there......
;)

[Mongo]

Tell you what to do Penguin, get you some of those old school gym socks that pull up to your knees. arrange the socks in a long, cylindrical shape. put it in your tightest jeans where one end starts in the crotchal region, and snake the other end a little below mid thigh. women will flock to you without you saying a word.

[olevetonahill]

Sorry to hear of your impending divorce man. Swing by Waco sometime in the near future and we'll go bar hopping down 6th street in Austin pickin' up hoes like we was two []D [] []V[] []Ds from South Beach.
Id avoid that proposition like the plague :eek:
Lessen the boy lets you drive his new Orange colored truck

[TexasSooner01]

I'm a dude, damn it! :mad:


not to worry dear penguin.....stay out of the montrose and you will do just fine. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Id avoid that proposition like the plague :eek:
Lessen the boy lets you drive his new Orange colored truck

You can see for yourself that it's red when I call your *** to come fix my flat tire somewhere around Atoka.

[Penguin]

I just realized that if I'm going to start dating again, I'm going to have to shower more often than once a month.


That sucks! :mad:

[olevetonahill]

Sorry for skeering you.....maybe the debil wont let you in cuz the exhoes are there......
;)
Be more likely that the debil be skeered Ill run his *** Off

[Mjcpr]

I just realized that if I'm going to start dating again, I'm going to have to shower more often than once a month.

That sucks! :mad:

Only if you're looking to date snobs!

[olevetonahill]

Tell you what to do Penguin, get you some of those old school gym socks that pull up to your knees. arrange the socks in a long, cylindrical shape. put it in your tightest jeans where one end starts in the crotchal region, and snake the other end a little below mid thigh. women will flock to you without you saying a word.
Be easier to just LICK yo eyebrows around the Hawt chicks ;)

[josh09]

I just realized that if I'm going to start dating again, I'm going to have to shower more often than once a month.


That sucks! :mad:

Aw, dont worry, chicks could care less about hygiene.....

[olevetonahill]

You can see for yourself that it's red when I call your *** to come fix my flat tire somewhere around Atoka.
Just be sure you give me access to that bank account you robbed . :cool:

[Mongo]

Just be sure you give me access to that bank account you robbed . :cool:


The money is all gone, but he still has the gay pr0n

[olevetonahill]

I just realized that if I'm going to start dating again, I'm going to have to shower more often than once a month.


That sucks! :mad:
Dont be a ***** penguin .
Im fixing to go home and work on # 15 on the same set of sheets ;)
HMM come to think of it , that might be why I only get skanks !
See the SO is Great place to learn :D

[olevetonahill]

The money is all gone, but he still has the gay pr0n
Then Ill need his credit card and confirmation numbers 1st huh ?
Thanks for helping a Bro out

[SicEmBaylor]

All the gay porn I've ever seen have been from clicking on links in the SO and Aggie porn bombs on Baylorans. :D

[soonerbrat]

well it's no wonder I can't get a date...apparently I'm too old with too much baggage.

[SicEmBaylor]

well it's no wonder I can't get a date...apparently I'm too old with too much baggage.

Do you like Branson?
:hot: :twinkies:



:pop:

[soonerbrat]

I hate branson.

[olevetonahill]

well it's no wonder I can't get a date...apparently I'm too old with too much baggage.
when Ya wanta go ? Where you Taking Me ;)

[OUinFLA]

Penguin:
I dont think you have to worry about it too much.


Penguin
Voted #1 ******rocket


Location: Bourbon Bayou, TX
Posts: 6,130
vCash: 6800

You dont have enough time to date and post too.
Maybe you can find an innerweb hooker who will take vCash.

[OUinFLA]

I hate branson.


You now qualify as one of Sic's dates who will stand him up.

[josh09]

Im still terrified by this thread.