Simpson to perform at fiesta bowl

[85Sooner]

It was just announced about the halftime entertainment and it appears Jessica Simpson will be performing .













I think its actually a member of the Boise St band with the same name. Nevermind!:rolleyes:

[batonrougesooner]

Performing what exactly?;)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

At least it's not Ashley Simpson.

[OKC Sooner]

Will she be performing in 1080i? She doesn't know what that means, but she wants it...

[Texas Golfer]

Oh great! Now the lines at the consession stands will be extremely long at halftime!

[Readyfor8]

hopefully they hide all the sharp objects and dont have any deep pools to walk by on the way to the stadium.

[DrZaius]

Will she be performing in 1080i? She doesn't know what that means, but she wants it...

Sweet...I sometimes refer to my johnson as 1080i!

:D

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

The last time Simpson performed, the cable channels ran coverage of the trial for months. You wouldn't think they would want that guy performing again...unless it was as an extra on Apocalypto.


Oh.....THAT Simpson...

[stoopified]

What is gonna do?Demonstaate how he would have killed Nicole and Ron when,I mean IF he did it?Oh wrong Simpson.

[SoonerJason]

yuck....

for once, I would love to see a band like Metallica play halftime..

You know.. little Master of Puppets

[StoopTroup]

I hope a couple of boy bands are there too. :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:

[Collier11]

Oh great! Now the lines at the consession stands will be extremely long at halftime!


Very, Very niiiicceee!!! :D

[soonersam]

you make me wanna wanna wanna SCREAM!!!

[sooner518]

this has bad mojo written all over it

[Pricetag]

Will she be performing in 1080i? She doesn't know what that means, but she wants it...
You needed [horrible Southern accent][/horrible Southern accent] around that.

[frankensooner]

Well, at least her ex won't be there shouting "Sit down Peterson". What a tool.

[Flagstaffsooner]

What's the deal with bad halftime shows?

[OUstud]

Maybe their jumbotron is 1080i?

[BoomerJack]

I would rather see a rerun of Green Acres.

[soonerspudman]

Who are these Simpsons and why are the following us?

[Seamus]

d00d,

ME-tallica sold out so long ago you'd almost HAVE to go back to Master of Puppets to find something relevant. I mean, have they released anything truly metal and not pop since AJFA?

[mikeelikee]

You make me wanna ca ca--out my bottom in my shorts! :(

[SleestakSooner]

Maybe their jumbotron is 1080i?

Sweet...I sometimes refer to my johnson as jumbotron... :D

[Ash]

This thread is worthless without pics

[SoonerJason]

d00d,

ME-tallica sold out so long ago you'd almost HAVE to go back to Master of Puppets to find something relevant. I mean, have they released anything truly metal and not pop since AJFA?


And Justice For All.. great

afterwards.. I agree 100%

[aurorasooner]

imo, jessica would look better in the 720p mode and without the lace.jessica 1080i in low rez you tube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3NjgtFykUZQ)

[franklinjake]

Sweet...I sometimes refer to my johnson as 1080i!

:D

ha ha ha ha :D

[setem]

We are ****ed!

Then again she might just be the lucky simpson!

Hows about they let Steve Miller or Peter Frampton play the HT show!?!?!

[SoonerJason]

Alice Cooper lives here.. Hell so does Ice T

I say let some of the local talent have the halftime.

[Flying Scotsman]

What does Homer think about this "performance"?

[cvsooner]

Performing what exactly?;)
I doubt it will be Dolly Parton's "9 to 5," that much is pretty certain.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061226/ENT01/612260350/1033

Simpson revokes Parton honors

Lisa de Moraes / Washington Post

Looking forward to the "Kennedy Center Honors" broadcast tonight just to see Jessica Simpson's redo performance of "9 to 5" during the tribute to Dolly Parton?

Ha! It's gone, show producer George Stevens announced last week.

CBS has agreed to expunge Simpson entirely from the broadcast; through the miracle of modern technology, it will appear as though she was never there.

The decision to yank the performance was made Wednesday night, a Simpson rep told the TV Column. Her client had been sent an advance copy of what would be broadcast and "she didn't like what she saw," the rep said.

Apparently it wasn't up to the standards of, say, that DirecTV ad, a Daisy Dukes homage in which Simpson, playing a waitress dressed in a Hooters-tight T-shirt and teensy shorts, saunters up to a table of guys, one of whom slaps her on her butt and is kicked out of his chair and onto the floor by Simpson, who, putting her stilettoed foot firmly on his throat, drawls, "Hey -- 253 straight days at the gym to get this body and you're not gonna watch me on DirecTV HD? You're just not gonna get the best picture."

We asked why Simpson hadn't rehearsed her song better before the night of the Honors; she appeared to be relying heavily on cards for the lyrics during the taping.

Simpson had learned the song and rehearsed but "was also shooting a movie which was consuming a lot of her time, 'Blonde Ambition,' " the rep said. She then tried out the Jessica-was-overcome-with-emotion-because-Dolly-has-always-been-an-idol line that's been the Simpson camp's standard response since her Kennedy Center meltdown.

Simpson, you might recall, kept one arm clenched around her chest while singing the Parton standard.

As if that wasn't strange enough, after the song she said to the audience -- including Parton, Steven Spielberg, Smokey Robinson, Zubin Mehta, Andrew Lloyd Webber and the president of the United States -- "Dolly, you make me so nervous, I can't even sing the words right." Which seemed odd, considering she's been performing professionally for about 15 years.

Then, in one of those uncomfortable moments that make even live-to-tape TV so riveting, Simpson stood frozen onstage like a deer caught in headlights for a brief minute that played like an eternity, after which she bounced offstage like a jackrabbit. Really, she bounded -- it was very strange.

According to the Washington Post's Reliable Source column, Simpson was a mess backstage before she performed, crying during the tribute to Parton and pacing nervously while others performed their Parton songs. Those singers -- Carrie Underwood, Kenny Rogers, Alison Krauss and Shania Twain -- got through their songs without incident.

After the show, Stevens invited Simpson to re-shoot her song while the rest of the group had dinner out in the Kennedy Center lobby, and she did.

"After reviewing the tape of the 're-do' performance that was filmed after the live event, Jessica felt it was not what she had hoped to achieve," Stevens said in a statement.

"As a result, she and the producers agreed that it would not be included in the CBS broadcast," he said. "We appreciate the time and energy Ms. Simpson put into this event and respect the high standards she has for herself and that of the Kennedy Center Honors."

[goingoneight]

Yeah... I mean we were totally playing around with the SUC until that bitch showed up and killed OUr mojo!!! :mad:

[goingoneight]

How about we have Nitro play at halftime?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRysD-UHvBY
He's a rapper that actually is smarter than a rock... :D

[SOONER44EVER]

Am I wrong for kinda hoping Jessica Simpson does a Janet Jackson? :D

[SoonerJason]

Yeah.. I downloaded that track he did. Good ****.

[OKC Sooner]

Am I wrong for kinda hoping Jessica Simpson does a Janet Jackson? :D
Yet another reason to record the game :)

[Pricetag]

Then, in one of those uncomfortable moments that make even live-to-tape TV so riveting, Simpson stood frozen onstage like a deer caught in headlights for a brief minute that played like an eternity, after which she bounced offstage like a jackrabbit. Really, she bounded -- it was very strange.
Too bad kid sister didn't teach her the little jig thingy she did on SNL during the awkward moment when she was busted lip synching.

[shelley45]

Oh yeah the Simpson curse lives again. Here comes another 50+ on yall!

[Readyfor8]

Hows about they let Steve Miller or Peter Frampton play the HT show!?!?!

First we need a time machine set to 1977, then we need someone to go around to all the nursing homes and wake up the people who actually know who they are.

Fricken old people make me want to buy a clapper and live on Ensure and Luby's for the rest of my life.

JK: Steve Miller is ok.... In small doses.

[Edmond Sooner]

Marge is a hottie.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Doh!

[BajaOklahoma]

First we need a time machine set to 1977, then we need someone to go around to all the nursing homes and wake up the people who actually know who they are.

Fricken old people make me want to buy a clapper and live on Ensure and Luby's for the rest of my life.

JK: Steve Miller is ok.... In small doses.


Good thing you added the last line. The Old Clique is allowed to make fun of itself - we don't need any help from you! ;)

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

Hows about they let Steve Miller or Peter Frampton play the HT show!?!?!


While they are at it they should have Jimmy Superfly Snuka and Greg the Hammer Valentine wrestle at halftime.

[#1-Erin-Higgins-Fan]

Hopefully she does a better job then her sister! You know the one at the Orange Bowl in 05. It's the one we got spanked in against USC. I think the score was 55-19. Correct me if i'm wrong. :D :D :D

[DenverSooner751]

Hopefully she does a better job then her sister! You know the one at the Orange Bowl in 05. It's the one we got spanked in against USC. I think the score was 55-19. Correct me if i'm wrong. :D :D :D


Correct me if I am wrong but we have never played SUC in the Orange Bowl. Last time OU played in the Orange bowl was in 2000 when they won the NC against Florida state, score was 13-2. Pretty sure that the '05 bowl season was canceled due to terrorist threats.

Might want to double check your info.

[#1-Erin-Higgins-Fan]

Correct me if I am wrong but we have never played SUC in the Orange Bowl. Last time OU played in the Orange bowl was in 2000 when they won the NC against Florida state, score was 13-2. Pretty sure that the '05 bowl season was canceled due to terrorist threats.

Might want to double check your info.
I can find the video on YouTube if ya want...:D

[DenverSooner751]

I can find the video on YouTube if ya want...:D


Video of what? The terrorist threats?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Yeah... I mean we were totally playing around with the SUC until that bitch showed up and killed OUr mojo!!! :mad:


I don't know what you're talking about. :eek: When did we play SUCC in recent history?

[#1-Erin-Higgins-Fan]

Man I can't believe USC made all of you PUNKS! Refusing a loss against them is making yall punks! I thought yall were Sooner Fans? Guess not...

[Texas Golfer]

Apparently, Erin Higgins Fan is delusional.

[#1-Erin-Higgins-Fan]

I accepted the loss! Well, it was more of an @$$ whoopin but I still accepted it. Guess i'm the only real Sooners Fan here huh? :rolleyes:

[soonernation]

I accepted the loss! Well, it was more of an @$$ whoopin but I still accepted it. Guess i'm the only real Sooners Fan here huh? :rolleyes:

You should start a board of your own for "real" Sooner fans. You and Nick should have a ton to talk about.

[josh09]

At least its not the other one....

[Readyfor8]

At least its not the other one....

[josh09]

At least its not the other one....

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