GottaHavePride
12/23/2006, 07:13 PM
How dumb do they think I am?
Dear GHP,
As the Internet and information technology enable us to expand our services, we are committed to maintaining the trust of our customers who have placed their accounts in our protection. In order to protect your information against unauthorized access, identity theft and account fraud, we earnestly ask you to update your current profile:
GHP
An address vaguely resembling correct
Norman, OK 730**
To update your current profile follow the link below.
[some link NOT pointing to a Bank of America server]
Tank you for your patience as we work together to protect your account
*Important*
Please update your records on or before 48 hours, a failure to update your records will result in a temporal hold on your funds.
Sincerely,
Bank of America Customer Service
Ok, really now. "Tank you"? "temporal hold"? Anyone that falls for this deserves what happens to them.
Dear GHP,
As the Internet and information technology enable us to expand our services, we are committed to maintaining the trust of our customers who have placed their accounts in our protection. In order to protect your information against unauthorized access, identity theft and account fraud, we earnestly ask you to update your current profile:
GHP
An address vaguely resembling correct
Norman, OK 730**
To update your current profile follow the link below.
[some link NOT pointing to a Bank of America server]
Tank you for your patience as we work together to protect your account
*Important*
Please update your records on or before 48 hours, a failure to update your records will result in a temporal hold on your funds.
Sincerely,
Bank of America Customer Service
Ok, really now. "Tank you"? "temporal hold"? Anyone that falls for this deserves what happens to them.