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Howzit
12/22/2006, 01:27 PM
...I'm going wherever critical_phil works.

Then he'll hafta wipe my hiney.
Sooner_Bob
12/22/2006, 01:29 PM
You started a new thread for this?

Sheesh.








:D
Howzit
12/22/2006, 01:30 PM
I thought it was important.
Viking Kitten
12/22/2006, 01:31 PM
c_p could have gone for the M.D., but he wanted to focus on "patient care."
frankensooner
12/22/2006, 01:38 PM
This time of the season I would like to wish a Hearty Merry Christmas to all the heath care workers who will spend time away from their families this holiday season taking care of the many sick and afflicted in hospitals, nursing homes and hospices. I hope you do find some time to enjoy the season with your families. My lovely wife will be working this Christmas Day at the hospital caring for sick children. Way to go health care workers and don't let any scrooges affect your holiday spirit!
Viking Kitten
12/22/2006, 01:42 PM
c_p, will you come clean up my vomit?

;)
frankensooner
12/22/2006, 01:46 PM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dco0187l.jpg
Mjcpr
12/22/2006, 01:47 PM
c_p, come check my catheter.
Howzit
12/22/2006, 01:50 PM
This time of the season I would like to wish a Hearty Merry Christmas to all the heath care workers who will spend time away from their families this holiday season taking care of the many sick and afflicted in hospitals, nursing homes and hospices. I hope you do find some time to enjoy the season with your families. My lovely wife will be working this Christmas Day at the hospital caring for sick children. Way to go health care workers and don't let any scrooges affect your holiday spirit!

Well that's not funny at all.
frankensooner
12/22/2006, 01:51 PM
But I did use the word season repeatedly. That counts for something, right?
Mongo
12/22/2006, 01:51 PM
I heard if you offer c_p $10, he'll do it without a hospital stay
Howzit
12/22/2006, 01:53 PM
I heard if you offer c_p $10, he'll do it without a hospital stay

Does that come with an enema?
dolemitesooner
12/22/2006, 01:53 PM
...I'm going wherever critical_phil works.

Then he'll hafta wipe my hiney.
KINKY
Howzit
12/22/2006, 01:55 PM
And by "come with" I mean "include."
Mjcpr
12/22/2006, 01:56 PM
And by "come with" I mean "include."

Oh, sorry. Please disregad my last spek message then.
OU4LIFE
12/22/2006, 01:57 PM
I think my colostomy bag needs changing.
Mongo
12/22/2006, 01:58 PM
for an extra $2.50 you can get the enema, but for an extra 5, you can get a warm colonic.
Mjcpr
12/22/2006, 01:58 PM
I think my colostomy bag needs changing.

I think there might be a hole in it, could you check that for me Focker?

Thaaaaaaaaanks.
dolemitesooner
12/22/2006, 02:01 PM
I think my colostomy bag needs changing.
THANKS ****ING NASTY:mad:
Sooner_Bob
12/22/2006, 02:05 PM
how much is hemorrhoid removal?
OU4LIFE
12/22/2006, 03:28 PM
what, you want to get rid of DoleMIte?
IB4OU2
12/22/2006, 03:31 PM
what, you want to get rid of DoleMIte?

ZANG! :D
saucysoonergal
12/22/2006, 03:53 PM
I heard Doleo is impacted...does anyone have a serving spoon?
Sooner_Havok
12/22/2006, 04:01 PM
I can't believe a thread about Howzit wanting critical_phil to whipe his bum has reach 2 pages
Mjcpr
12/22/2006, 04:02 PM
I can't believe a thread about Howzit wanting critical_phil to whipe his bum has reach 2 pages

You must be new here. :D
Sooner_Havok
12/22/2006, 04:06 PM
True, perhaps I should be more surprised by the fact that it isn't a ten-pager yet :D
Widescreen
12/22/2006, 04:21 PM
Doogie Howser to Howzit's room. STAT!

Hmmm. Howser/Howzit. Coincidental?
IB4OU2
12/22/2006, 04:39 PM
critical_phil: "dammit he's choking on his suppository again!" :mad: