Miss USA Headed for Rehab

[VeeJay]

Damn. Few Nights Of Twisting In Manhattan And Next Thing You Know You're Spilling Your Guts Out To Strangers In Metal Folding Chairs Seated In A Circle (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2006-12-19T191928Z_01_N19270953_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-BEAUTY.xml&src=rss&rpc=22)

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/279/279949/pages/734728/MissUSA.jpeg

Alls I can say is Paris and Britney should be dispatched to get the gal back on track.

[Okla-homey]

Some pop maven on Fox this morning said the former Miss Kentucky had a multi-bazillion dollar offer on the table from Larry Flynt's people if Trump axed her. I'm sure Guccione over at Penthouse would have submitted a proposal too and she probably could have negotiated a phenomenal sum for airing her bum.

Frankly, that probably would have been more lucrative than serving the balance of her "reign." Now, she has to toe the line until the next "Miss USA" is crowned, then go back to Kentucky.

[usmc-sooner]

Miss USA Behaving Badly

I'm fired up

[tulsaoilerfan]

I heard on Sirius this weekend that she was also seen making out with another chick; why isn't that in the story?:D

[sooneron]

Gawd, I lub NYC!!!! :D

[SCOUT]

Look, I hear what you guys are saying. She is a beautiful girl who has demonstrated a weakness in both morals and values. That makes it more likely that some Joe would be able to hit it.

After the third Miss America I tapped, I realized that they carry too much baggage. I would advise against.

;)

[william_brasky]

What she really needs is a spanking.

[OklaPony]

I think she deserves a better picture for our thread:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061214/capt.nyr10212142059.miss_usa_nyr102.jpg

[yermom]

I heard on Sirius this weekend that she was also seen making out with another chick; why isn't that in the story?:D

Miss Teen USA

:hot:

[mrowl]

I thought cocaine was suppose to make you thinner? she packed on some.

[TUSooner]

Look, I hear what you guys are saying. She is a beautiful girl who has demonstrated a weakness in both morals and values. That makes it more likely that some Joe would be able to hit it.

After the third Miss America I tapped, I realized that they carry too much baggage. I would advise against.

;)

Thanks, Scout, for sparing me a lot of personal grief: I'll never touch another beauty pageant winner again. Evar.

[Partial Qualifier]

20 years old, won a couple beauty pageants, went to a club one night, got busted and now to keep her crown she's publicly sentenced to rehab for a "problem" she may or may not really have? How bad would that suck?

I guess that's what you're facing if you win one of those pageants. I bet she's re-assessing that whole "reign" thing after her first week in.

[Widescreen]

http://www.missteenusa.com/missteenusa/gallery-images/03.jpg
This is the chick she "allegedly" locked lips with.

[yermom]

i think she's in lesbian rehab :D

[Mjcpr]

i think she's in lesbian rehab :D

I think the HQ is in Broken Bow.

[Hatfield]

so ridiculous that she is being sent to rehab. I think it makes a mockery of the people that actually need rehab.

[OklaPony]

I think she deserves a better picture for our thread:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061214/capt.nyr10212142059.miss_usa_nyr102.jpg

BTW - For those of you that are interested in this kind of thing, I came up with this pic from a Yahoo image search and my "safesearch" is off. If you do the same thing there are some results that are definitely NWS, so you've been fairly warned. Don't blame me if you get busted for it.

:D

[TexasLidig8r]

Some pop maven on Fox this morning said the former Miss Kentucky had a multi-bazillion dollar offer on the table from Larry Flynt's people if Trump axed her. I'm sure Guccione over at Penthouse would have submitted a proposal too and she probably could have negotiated a phenomenal sum for airing her bum.

Frankly, that probably would have been more lucrative than serving the balance of her "reign." Now, she has to toe the line until the next "Miss USA" is crowned, then go back to Kentucky.

There is history for that.

Worked out pretty well for Vanessa Williams.

(Like the way I worked "history" into your post there Homey?)

[usmc-sooner]

so ridiculous that she is being sent to rehab. I think it makes a mockery of the people that actually need rehab.


maybe I could help her get over her lesbian tendencies. :texan:

and I wouldn't mock all the quitters in rehab

[soonervegas]

Can you imagine the guy(s) that were getting her all high on coke and then just wailing on her? That had to be shaking their head in disbelief the whole time.
God I love fallen princesses. What a great early Christmas gift.

[Partial Qualifier]

http://www.missteenusa.com/missteenusa/gallery-images/03.jpg
This is the chick she "allegedly" locked lips with.


hominyhominyhominy

[Okla-homey]

There is history for that.

Worked out pretty well for Vanessa Williams.

(Like the way I worked "history" into your post there Homey?)

I remember when Penthouse published the pics.

Fortunately, I got to look at them before the other cadets in my company got the pages all sticky.

[Widescreen]

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/279/279949/pages/734728/MissUSA.jpeg

I hate to see a woman upset and crying. She needs comforting. In the worst way.