Don't be Shy. Diagnose Your Own Personality Disorder

[FaninAma]

Knowing is the first step to recovery. :D

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv


BTW, if you're shy you may have Avoidant Personality Disorder.

[crawfish]

Schizoid.

Big surprise. :)

[sooner_born_1960]

God complex. And I don't need no stinking link.

[C&CDean]

"perfectly normal in every ****ing way"

Actually, I came up "low" in every category except "histrionics" which was "moderate."

[JohnnyMack]

:dean: = God Complex.

[crawfish]

"perfectly normal in every ****ing way"

That would be freaking abnormal. ;)

[TopDaugIn2000]

obsessive-compulsive. but I already knew that.

[Scott D]

I didn't have gdc disease, and that's all I was concerned about.

[crawfish]

obsessive-compulsive. but I already knew that.

I've collected about 400 books on how to cure that. Only 43 more to go!

[Osce0la]

Mine came back with this:
http://www.snapdrive.net/files/17785/retarded1.bmp
:confused:

[FaninAma]

"perfectly normal in every ****ing way"

Actually, I came up "low" in every category except "histrionics" which was "moderate."

Histrionic? Do tell.

I had moderate results for obssessive-compulsive and narcisisstic. Go figure.

[Osce0la]

However, I think I may have found a girlfriend from that link on the results page :D

[TexasSooner01]

Actually, I came up "low" in every category except "histrionics" which was "moderate."

Heh...me too :confused:

[frankensooner]

It nailed me, I am moderate in the Histrionic and Narcissistic catagories. True and True.

[TopDaugIn2000]

says I'm moderate in histrionics too, but I'm not sure what that means.....

edit: looked it up. "Center of attention". yeah, ok, that could be me at times.

[GottaHavePride]

I had low on everything - I answered "yes" to exactly two of their questions.

[frankensooner]

Come on, there has to be more Narcissists on here.

[SicEmBaylor]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Am I nuts?

[jk the sooner fan]

i would tend to think most posters here would be either moderate or high on the histrionics

including myself

[FaninAma]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Am I nuts?

No, just honest. Are you in any way related to Howard Hughes?

[OhU1]

Low in all except Histrionic which is moderate.

I think the questions are too transparent to a college educated adult. The MMPI is a little better asking scenario type questions.

I heard once that researchers were seeking out sociopaths for a study and put out an advertisement to attract possible candidates. The ad asked something to the effect of "would you do anything on a dare? Are you the life of the party? Then we are seeking you for a study......"

Very interesting. You don't ask negative type questions and expect people to answer with honesty. You ask the sociopath whether he is as great and special as he thinks he is in other ways.

[sooner_born_1960]

So, you're saying an internet personality test might not be valid?

[Beef]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Shocking. The recipe to be a bad-*** accountant.

[OUDoc]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


THIS is why I never get into fights on this board. :mad:

[TopDaugIn2000]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


THIS is why I never get into fights on this board. :mad:

do you even have a pulse????

[OUDoc]

do you even have a pulse????
Maybe. :D

[Melo]

I was low in everything, moderate in one or two things, and got the high rating for Histrionics. :rolleyes:

[BigRedJed]

"perfectly normal in every ****ing way"

Actually, I came up "low" in every category except "histrionics" which was "moderate."
Exactly how I scored. Scary. I started to become concerned that almost every question I answered "no" to. I thought maybe that was indicative of something WAY wacky.

[FaninAma]

Very interesting. You don't ask negative type questions and expect people to answer with honesty.

And that is the problem with psychiatry. Psychiatric patients have to be in total crisis or near a total dysfunctional state before they seek help on their own or through a court order....unless they are hypochondriacs.

I took the MMPI and I thought the questions on that test were very transparent, also.

[VeeJay]

Low on all except Anti-Social, Narcissistic and Histrionic (Moderate on all three)

Anti-social is because I am around people at work for 50 hours a week. I meet a lot with people and my office is always accessible. I shoot the breeze as much as possible for 50 hours a week with people so they will know I am approachable. In my job, the human interaction is constant - fortunately most of it's with the same core group of 30-40 people.

When I get a day off or a weekend free, I'm asked to go to a kid's birthday or a wedding - it's usually something that consumes an entire day on a weekend. I can't do it all - there are things that need to be completed at home, and occasionally, but rarely, I just need a day of doing nothing to catch my breath. I am not Bill Clinton out there working a room.

[C&CDean]

JM = gay complex

[TexasLidig8r]

The test is so invalid..

HIGH in Narcisstic...

Why.. I NEVER..

hmphhhh!!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

I was low in everything, moderate in one or two things, and got the high rating for Histrionics. :rolleyes:

'cuz your emo like that.

[Viking Kitten]

Psh. Like a need some stupid test to tell me I'm a complete narcissist. Uh... hello... I'm a narcissist? I'm my own favorite subject. I figured that one out on my own. :D

[MamaMia]

I'm not a morning person. :O

[silverwheels]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


At least I know people aren't out to kill me.

[Howzit]

Paranoid: Low
[/URL]Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
(http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/paranoid.html)Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Penis: Freakin Huge
(http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/borderline.html)Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
(http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/narcissistic.html)Dependent: Low
[URL="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/dependent.html"]Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

[Melo]

'cuz your emo like that.

You're the only one still carrying on with the emo joke. Even Doleo stopped. I don't even TALK to you anymore (because you never get online) and you still insist on making this dumb joke... :rolleyes:

[PrideTrombone]

Highly narcissistic, moderately paranoid. Yeah, that's about right. :)

[Cam]

I already know I'm an *******, why do I need to take a test to tell me that?

[Harry Beanbag]

Low in Schizoid and Antisocial, moderate in everything else. I guess I'm a fairly well-rounded nutjob.

[OUDoc]

Paranoid: Low
[/URL]Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
(http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/paranoid.html)Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Penis: Freakin Huge
(http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/borderline.html)Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
(http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/narcissistic.html)Dependent: Low
[URL="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/dependent.html"]Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


You clicked the "female" tab. Compared to a clitoris, your's probably is huge.

[Cam]

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

[SoonerInKCMO]

HA!

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Schizoid, huh? Cool.

[SoonerInKCMO]

People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. Unlike avoidants, schizoids genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived by others as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners."

They make it sound like a bad thing. :(

[Mongo]

HA!

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Schizoid, huh? Cool.

i bet you fingerpaint the bathroom with your feces

[SoonerInKCMO]

I haven't done that in years.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. Narcissists tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Dayummm... I just keep getting cooler the more I read.

Not all of that is true of me though. I don't take advantage of people or seek out attention. I just think I'm better than the rest of you losers. :)

[SicEmBaylor]

You people need to start talking about me again.

LOOK AT ME!
HEY!
OVER HERE!

[SoonerInKCMO]

You people need to start talking about me again.

LOOK AT ME!
HEY!
OVER HERE!

Way to kill the thread, Slappy (c) bri.