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1stTimeCaller
12/17/2006, 10:45 AM
I went on a blind date sort of thing last night. Met a buddy, his girlfriend and one of her friends. She was very pretty. Had a great time. Will be seeing each other again.

On a side note: Dear patrons of Baker St. Pub, you have tried your best to bring a little taste of Addison to OKC. You have tried hard. It's a good thing there are more f'ing hillbillies in OKC to even things out or folks would think that Baker St. was a gay bar. Suit and tie on a Saturday night? Were you supposed to be a banker or a teller?
OUHOMER
12/17/2006, 10:47 AM
well, on the next date dont pee on her carpet:D
Jerk
12/17/2006, 10:59 AM
Congrats! Maybe you'll get lucky this time and lose your virginity :texan:
1stTimeCaller
12/17/2006, 11:10 AM
Congrats! Maybe you'll get lucky this time and lose your virginity :texan:

That would be sooo awesome! My dog's getting harder and harder to catch with my pants around my ankles.
JohnnyMack
12/17/2006, 11:11 AM
That would be sooo awesome! My dog's getting harder and harder to catch with my pants around my ankles.

Benadryl.

YWIA.
Jerk
12/17/2006, 11:11 AM
heheehe

Seriously, I hope she works out for you...good luck bro.
1stTimeCaller
12/17/2006, 11:14 AM
did I mention that her name is Kandi?
Al Gore
12/17/2006, 11:25 AM
did I mention that her name is Kandi?
I want Kandi tonight.....Bow Wow Wow..WAYLT...
BoogercountySooner
12/17/2006, 12:53 PM
did I mention that her name is Kandi?

Last name Cane?
Penguin
12/17/2006, 01:23 PM
On a side note: Dear patrons of Baker St. Pub, you have tried your best to bring a little taste of Addison to OKC. You have tried hard. It's a good thing there are more f'ing hillbillies in OKC to even things out or folks would think that Baker St. was a gay bar. Suit and tie on a Saturday night? Were you supposed to be a banker or a teller?


Dude. It is a gay bar.
Mjcpr
12/17/2006, 01:24 PM
Dude. It is a gay bar.

He knows.
Howzit
12/17/2006, 01:24 PM
And it's Randy. Not Kandi.
Mjcpr
12/17/2006, 01:27 PM
And it's Randy. Not Kandi.

He spells it with an i though and dots it with a testicle.
Penguin
12/17/2006, 01:30 PM
He knows.

You really know how to make a guy feel thpecial.
1stTimeCaller
12/17/2006, 01:53 PM
Her balls were bigger than her adams apple!!

I hate you people sometimes. Most of the time.

She's hawt.
olevetonahill
12/17/2006, 02:34 PM
So your saying you got the Tranny , I didnt stab ?
1stTimeCaller
12/17/2006, 02:36 PM
:les: SHE'S NOT A TRANNY!!
Frozen Sooner
12/17/2006, 02:37 PM
:les: SHE'S NOT A TRANNY!!

YEAH! Post-ops are NOT trannys!

Good luck with the mangina, 1tc.
1stTimeCaller
12/17/2006, 02:40 PM
:mad:

you're just mad because you've never been on a date with someone that could bench press 300 pounds.
olevetonahill
12/17/2006, 02:50 PM
Well tell us more
Did you at least get to kiss its adams apple ?
1stTimeCaller
12/17/2006, 02:54 PM
I got a little kiss at the end of the night. Very little one. Her boobs are more of a large B size from a side angle but she had a lot of cleavage and looked like a D cup from the front view. Wonder bra or something. She's about 5-4. It was easy to sneak peaks down the shirt ;)

With a name like Kandi, you might think she's a stripper. No, she's not. She is an elementary teacher.
Frozen Sooner
12/17/2006, 02:56 PM
Yes, with a name like Kandi I would expect a stripper. It's one of the "What the heck were you thinking naming your kid that" names.

I know a girl who is honest-to-God named Destinee. That's one of 'em, too. When, as a parent, you name your child that, you just CAN'T be expecting good things.
1stTimeCaller
12/17/2006, 02:58 PM
[Chris Rock]As a father, your only job is to keep your daughter off of that pole[/Chris Rock]
Frozen Sooner
12/17/2006, 03:00 PM
I swear, if I have a daughter at some point and she starts monkeying with the spelling of her name like that (substituting Ks for Cs, Is for Ys, EEs for Ys, etc) I'm going to flip the lock on her bedroom door and seal her in there for a few years.
OklaPony
12/17/2006, 03:03 PM
I got a little kiss at the end of the night. Very little one. Her boobs are more of a large B size from a side angle but she had a lot of cleavage and looked like a D cup from the front view. Wonder bra or something. She's about 5-4. It was easy to sneak peaks down the shirt ;)

I wonder if she reads soonerfans.com?
Ike
12/17/2006, 03:14 PM
was I the only one who saw the title of this thread Billy Crystal SNL skit "I hate when that happens"?
crawfish
12/17/2006, 04:29 PM
I got a little kiss at the end of the night. Very little one. Her boobs are more of a large B size from a side angle but she had a lot of cleavage and looked like a D cup from the front view. Wonder bra or something. She's about 5-4. It was easy to sneak peaks down the shirt ;)

With a name like Kandi, you might think she's a stripper. No, she's not. She is an elementary teacher.

Teaching Elementary school must be the new pre-married. My kids' school has had a ton of hawt, unmarried teachers come through for a year or so.
OKLA21FAN
12/17/2006, 04:40 PM
this thread is worthless.......

(something about lack of pics)
Howzit
12/17/2006, 05:57 PM
[quote=Mike Rich]It's one of the "What the heck were you thinking naming your kid that" names.

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