View Full Version : The SO, you are slipping
Mongo
12/16/2006, 11:52 PM
One used to be able to browse the SO and get locked in by its hilarity/sickeness. It used to be the equivalent of seeing your buddy light a fart, or you and your pals chugging a 30 pack of cheap beer and shooting some road signs at 80 MPH.
Now it is like seeing some guy push an old lady in a walker down, or a dude kicking a puppy.
We all need to step up and pull our own weight. We need to neglect our jobs, personal obligations, wifes/husbands/gay/lesbo lovers, children, oil changes, and wiping after a crap.
We need more dick jokes,
embarassing anecdotes,
put downs, cut downs, pr0n jokes,
and family quotes,
a whoopie cushion under your grandma,
an escape from the law,
shaving a friend's back,
a loved one who smokes crack,
I blame myself for the downfall,
I am nothing but a dirty *******,
but bring back the SOUTH OVAL!!!111!!!
PICK UP THE SLACK BITCHES:D
olevetonahill
12/16/2006, 11:59 PM
****off dip****
Mongo
12/17/2006, 12:01 AM
****off dip****
I like your pep old man:D
critical_phil
12/17/2006, 12:07 AM
you forgot:
tramp stamp
my daughter in law is a ****ing whore
railroad spike + taint
Mongo
12/17/2006, 12:11 AM
you forgot:
tramp stamp
my daughter in law is a ****ing whore
railroad spike + taint
C_P, I like your vigor, but just dont quote certain phrases. Tell OleVet that you want to drive a railraod spike through his taint. Report a whore that has a tramp stamp, and include pics for the impending question: "is she hawt?"
Frozen Sooner
12/17/2006, 12:12 AM
Heh. They just showed a commercial with Rod Livingston playing Warcraft while Lumberg was trying to get him to fill out his TPS reports.
BoogercountySooner
12/17/2006, 12:17 AM
Did you know that Mongo spells Ognom backwards?
olevetonahill
12/17/2006, 12:22 AM
Did you know that Mongo spells Ognom backwards?
hes dyslexic what you expect ?
Chuck Bao
12/17/2006, 12:24 AM
And, Ognom means "milk leakage" in Thai.
BoogercountySooner
12/17/2006, 12:25 AM
Sounds Utterly confusing!
Mongo
12/17/2006, 12:27 AM
And, Ognom means "milk leakage" in Thai.
That maybe true, but I cant prove it.
Chuck Bao
12/17/2006, 12:30 AM
Chuck Bao is the sound I make before ejaculation.:D
See, Thai is becoming an international language.
TUSooner
12/17/2006, 12:30 AM
I blame it on the excessive number of threads that start with a link (espcially to YouTube) . Come on, South Ovaltinarianites, show some originality!
OCUDad
12/17/2006, 12:37 AM
I blame it on all the WAYLT threads.
<ducks...>
Al Gore
12/17/2006, 12:38 AM
The SO was better before they banned me and took away my privileges.....
Mongo
12/17/2006, 12:40 AM
The SO was better before they banned me and took away my privileges.....
The SO is not responsible for you using a vacuum for your "parrot"
Chuck Bao
12/17/2006, 12:47 AM
I like the YouTube threads, but that's mainly for the subsequent posts that make fun of the stupid things people do. Then, I watch the video clip and laugh a second time.
Rhino
12/17/2006, 12:49 AM
It's Saturday night. Find something to do.
Or drink.
Mongo
12/17/2006, 01:04 AM
It's Saturday night. Find something to do.
Or drink.
Whats your excuse
Rhino
12/17/2006, 01:07 AM
It's midnight and I haven't gone to bed yet.
I didn't say I was bored.
proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 02:01 AM
me too. just because i'm on here doesn't mean it's not boring.
my brother and boyfriend are both asleep already because they both have a gig early in the morning. I, on the other hand, am bored and not tired because i slept really late this morning.
proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 02:04 AM
and I think 60 second flood control really slows down the hilarity.
proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 02:26 AM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.........
http://www.birdsasart.com/Hippo-Yawn.jpg
yermom
12/17/2006, 03:55 AM
hey, you could always look at Britney's cooch in the other thread
Yeah, there's never a fully-accredited mod or admin around when you need one. :D
SicEmBaylor
12/17/2006, 04:34 AM
That hippo needs a Sonic Care.
King Crimson
12/17/2006, 04:47 AM
hey, you could always look at Britney's cooch in the other thread
or apparently this one.
I blame it on the excessive number of threads that start with a link (espcially to YouTube) . Come on, South Ovaltinarianites, show some originality!
Booooooooo!!!! :mad:
I can spend hours on youtube.
ETA-Damnit, yermom, I'd spek you again if I could! Bwahahahaahah
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