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Ike
12/15/2006, 06:53 PM
this stuff is greatness....
Widescreen
12/15/2006, 06:55 PM
WORST
THREAD
EVER
Ike
12/15/2006, 06:59 PM
possibly NSFW (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT6056705&id=inYDAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=Vibrating+Dildo)
Ike
12/15/2006, 07:01 PM
WORST
THREAD
EVER


sorry...there are just too many things that have had me in stitches on that that I just decided to not link them and let people find most of them on their own...


that and a lot of the really good ones are potentially NSFW.
Jeopardude
12/15/2006, 07:35 PM
I'm a nerd (look at my name for chrissakes) and seeing the patent for the cotton gin was awesome.
Viking Kitten
12/15/2006, 08:37 PM
Definitely NSFW (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT4859167&id=LoE4AAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=snowball)
Viking Kitten
12/15/2006, 08:40 PM
IBTD (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT3513639&id=JAt1AAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=felch)
StoopTroup
12/15/2006, 08:40 PM
possibly NSFW (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT6056705&id=inYDAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=Vibrating+Dildo)
The word vibrating appears about 1000 times...lol
StoopTroup
12/15/2006, 08:43 PM
THONG (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT6029372&id=btUDAAAAEBAJ&dq=thong)
1stTimeCaller
12/16/2006, 11:15 AM
possibly NSFW (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT6056705&id=inYDAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=Vibrating+Dildo)


That looks like something you'd use to pick up a 10# block of ice, not something that you'd use to, well what it was invented for.
crawfish
12/16/2006, 02:04 PM
People shouldn't be allowed to patent something this obvious. :mad: (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT5754176)
OCUDad
12/16/2006, 02:15 PM
"System For Harvesting Crawfish." Heh.

LINKIE (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT4798020&id=Gg4yAAAAEBAJ&dq=crawfish)
Ike
12/17/2006, 03:01 PM
People shouldn't be allowed to patent something this obvious. :mad: (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT5754176)
how about this obvious (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT5559943&id=tdsjAAAAEBAJ&dq=double+click)
crawfish
12/17/2006, 04:18 PM
how about this obvious (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT5559943&id=tdsjAAAAEBAJ&dq=double+click)

Yeah, it only took one idiot to invent mine. :D