Happy Holidays from a Longhorn

[Herr Scholz]

Hope everyone has a good one.

[Rhino]

HOLIDAYS?!?!?!?!?

DO YOU HATE AMERICA?!?!?!?! omg

[Widescreen]

That offends me. In a great way.

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Herr hates Jesus, and probably even Jesus' kittens

[soonersweetie]

Merry Christmas Herr :)

[fwsooner22]

Merry Christmas Herr.........

[soonersam]

I dont celebrate Holidays because of my religous beliefs.
Thank you anyways!

[jdsooner]

Happy holidays (holy days) to you. Have fun in San Anton'!

[orangekaje]

If you had said Merry Christmas, I may have had to sue you.

[FourKings]

Merry Christmas Herr...

[westcoast_sooner]

Herr,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[XingTheRubicon]

Maybe you could make a New Year's resolution to somehow post Happy Holidays next year to group of Texas longhorn fans.

[Desert Sapper]

Happy Birthday to Jesus, Herr.

[MiccoMacey]

Scholz,

Since you're a Longhorn, and therefore more than likely a liberal:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.

:D

[SoonerJLB]

Here's to a Merry Christmas and a asswhooping to the Potatoe Aggies (oh and Herr too).

[OUDoc]

Thanks, Herr. You, too.

[fadada1]

herr, you're not too bad for a hor....


SPIT, SPIT!!!!!!!!!

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!!


you too, dude:D

[Seamus]

Wow. What a surreal thread.

Happy holidays, Herr, and everyone else (including the Anonymous Spektator)

[cracker]

bah. hunbug.

[dougsooner]

Merry Christmas to all.

[soonersam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxyIhsSAow
the best part of the season is watching people lose their minds!!!

[OhU1]

Thanks, have a good one yourself.

[sooner n houston]

Merry Christmas Herr and to my fellow Sooner fans as well!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Back at ya, Herr.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Merry Christmas

[CatfishSooner]

hey Herr, screw you

[opksooner]

Herr,

Froliche Weihnachten und eine glückliches neues Jahr.


.....whatever the hell that means!

[StoopTroup]

Is this your Holiday Tree Herr?

http://www.clas.wayne.edu/multimedia/usercontent/Image/Geology/field_trips/Texas_2006/Christmas%20Tree_sm.jpg

[MamaMia]

http://www.geocities.com/pooshome/Christmas/xmasf10.jpg Thank you Herr.
May you have a Happy Holiday season as well. :)

[Soonerus]

Herr, thanks for the early Christmas presents, Texas loss to K. State and Texas loss to Aggies....good luck and Happy Holidays in the Alamo......

[setem]

Screw you for being a horn! But, go right ahead and say Holidays!

Before all the damn PC horse hockey, Holidays meant Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years!

Not...Chanukah or Kwanzuu!

I can dig Chan Noo Ka Ha...it is a harmless holiday that does not hurt anyone!

This Kwanzuu crap has to go away! It is a made up holiday and has no good songs or food to eat while taking part in the festivities!

Horns = Kwanza Lovers!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year!

[Texas Golfer]

Scholz,

Since you're a Longhorn, and therefore more than likely a liberal:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.

:D

And, if you are a conservative, Merry Christmas.

[boomersooner28]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Herr!

[KingDavid]

Merry Christmas to you and the entire Longhorn following! We all have a great deal for which to be thankful, not the least of which is a storied rivalry that allows us to have a lot of fun all year long. Take it easy, Herr. Y'all take care of business against Iowa.

[TUSooner]

Herr,

Froliche Weihnachten und eine glückliches neues Jahr.


.....whatever the hell that means!
Yeah! (It think). :D

[NormanPride]

happy avatar day :D:D
(this is badger)

[Edmond Sooner]

Merry Christmas and Happy new year to you and yours also.

[Sooner98]

http://www.greenthinkers.org/blog/uploaded_images/festivus-795671.jpg

And a Merry Christmas to all, also.

[Sam Spade]

Tuck Fexas

[Ash]

Scholz,

Since you're a Longhorn, and therefore more than likely a liberal:



Been to Texas lately? Austin might the liberal island but that only means it's 90% conservative instead of 99.99999%.


Anyhoo...

Herr,
**** you and all the ****ing whorn ****s **** off you ****ing *** ****ers!!!!

...and Merry X-mas.

[Fraggle145]

Hope everyone has a good one.

Thank god orange isnt a christmas color... I wouldnt be able to stand, Cheers for the holidays get **** drunk for me...

:cool: