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Beano's Fourth Chin
12/15/2006, 01:26 AM
Anyone remember any of his good ones?

Feel free to share your faves.
Frozen Sooner
12/15/2006, 01:27 AM
Wait, he was supposed to be funny?
yermom
12/15/2006, 01:28 AM
hickory dickory dock...
proud gonzo
12/15/2006, 01:28 AM
Well, I found some nursery rhymes by Mr. Clay, but I have a feeling they'd make you REEEEEALY mad right about now....
pb4ou
12/15/2006, 01:28 AM
Which one? Hickory dickory dock... ????
yermom
12/15/2006, 01:29 AM
i actually don't even remember how that one goes :O
Frozen Sooner
12/15/2006, 01:29 AM
i actually don't even remember how that one goes :O

Spek.
skycat
12/15/2006, 01:30 AM
Little boy bl...

wait, this doesn't work as well in print.
pb4ou
12/15/2006, 01:30 AM
i actually don't even remember how that one goes :O



I do, but we have had enough deleted threads for the day. :P
yermom
12/15/2006, 01:30 AM
Little boy bl...

wait, this doesn't work as well in print.

heh

the only other one i remember is the old lady in the shoe
Vaevictis
12/15/2006, 01:31 AM
Anybody ever seen "The Aristocrats?"
yermom
12/15/2006, 01:32 AM
i thought it was quite the letdown after the buildup it got
Czar Soonerov
12/15/2006, 01:34 AM
Old mother hubburd
went to the cupboard.
To fetch her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over.
She got a bone of her own!

OHH!
picasso
12/15/2006, 01:35 AM
Anybody ever seen "The Aristocrats?"
I really didn't think much of it was funny. it was just how raunchy can you get without actually being funny. I heard better one's in the hall in 8th grade.

Gilbert f'in Godfried????
Frozen Sooner
12/15/2006, 01:36 AM
There's actually one ADC joke that I always thought was pretty funny, but I can't repeat it.

All I can give is the punchline. Which was something like "I'm like 'Hey, we're standing in line at the bank and I'm bored.'"
Vaevictis
12/15/2006, 01:36 AM
C'mon, Bob Sagat's was awesome.
GottaHavePride
12/15/2006, 01:38 AM
Rollin' with Bob Saget (http://www.savageresearch.com/humor/insanityTest.html)


NSFW!
yermom
12/15/2006, 01:38 AM
There's actually one ADC joke that I always thought was pretty funny, but I can't repeat it.

All I can give is the punchline. Which was something like "I'm like 'Hey, we're standing in line at the bank and I'm bored.'"

do i know you?
skycat
12/15/2006, 01:38 AM
I loved Sarah Silverman's deadpan version. I laughed more during that movie than most comedies I've seen lately.
Frozen Sooner
12/15/2006, 01:39 AM
do i know you?

That's the one. Thanks. :D
olevetonahill
12/15/2006, 01:44 AM
Well, I found some nursery rhymes by Mr. Clay, but I have a feeling they'd make you REEEEEALY mad right about now....
Olevet YMSSRA ;)
King Crimson
12/15/2006, 01:44 AM
I thought the Aristocrats was pretty funny.....but could have used some editing (like an hour would have been enough). i liked the guy (don't know his name) who talked about blowing the punchline.....he was: "man, i had it GOING....i had the joke going on for effing 30 minutes complete with people climbing the eiffel tower and zeppelin races....."...but then blew the punchline.

i saw Ford Fairlane when i was in the hospital once. don't remember a single thing about it.
picasso
12/15/2006, 01:45 AM
C'mon, Bob Sagat's was awesome.
if you say so.

i'd laugh harder seeing him kicked in the junk for that full house and funny video gig.
picasso
12/15/2006, 01:48 AM
I don't know KC. I felt like I needed a shower after seeing that and not because of the language. those comedians are just some nasty assed ugly disgusting type human beings. musicians and british bag ladies got nuthin on them.
King Crimson
12/15/2006, 01:50 AM
I don't know KC. I felt like I needed a shower after seeing that and not because of the language. those comedians are just some nasty assed ugly disgusting type human beings. musicians and british bag ladies got nuthin on them.

i didn't say i was proud of it. ya know, it appealed to that part of your midbrain that still kinda likes Porky's.

nice Trevino avatar, btw.
picasso
12/15/2006, 01:52 AM
i didn't say i was proud of it. ya know, it appealed to that part of your midbrain that still kinda likes Porky's.

yeah that is true.
Norm In Norman
12/15/2006, 08:33 AM
There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe.
she had so many babies -
her uterus fell out!

OOOOOOOOOH!
jk the sooner fan
12/15/2006, 08:36 AM
how quickly did he fall off the top of the comedy world.....

jack and jill went up the hill
jill came down with a buck and a quarter
that whore

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
Howzit
12/15/2006, 09:18 AM
So I got my tongue up this chick's ***....
C&CDean
12/15/2006, 09:56 AM
"The clock struck two,
I shot my goo...."

OOHHH!!
yermom
12/15/2006, 10:09 AM
Jill came down with two fifty JK :D
jk the sooner fan
12/15/2006, 10:10 AM
Jill came down with two fifty JK :D

oh thats right, they each went up with a buck and a quarter

i knew i'd screw that up