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VeeJay
12/14/2006, 02:08 PM
Mrs. VJ had a florist to deliver to me a lovely fruit basket , which is nicel. But there's three mylar balloons on it - which is totally uncalled for.

I appreciate it, but the balloons can take a hike.

I've never understood the public's craving for mylar balloons.

I will be discussing my very modest displeasure later in the day with her.
Pricetag
12/14/2006, 02:12 PM
I've never understood the public's craving for mylar balloons.

Those things will stay afloat forever. What's not to love about them?
Viking Kitten
12/14/2006, 02:17 PM
Mrs. VJ had a florist to deliver to me a lovely fruit basket , which is nicel. But there's three mylar balloons on it - which is totally uncalled for.

I appreciate it, but the balloons can take a hike.

I've never understood the public's craving for mylar balloons.

I will be discussing my very modest displeasure later in the day with her.

Your wife was nicel enough to send you a gift at Wor at you're complaining? Call her, tell her thank you much and don't say another word.
OU4LIFE
12/14/2006, 02:19 PM
I will be discussing my very modest displeasure later in the day with her.

Let me know how your box that flings poo in your face turns out next year.
SoonerInKCMO
12/14/2006, 02:23 PM
Your wife was nicel enough to send you a gift at Wor at you're complaining? Call her, tell her thank you much and don't say another word.

VK is so ****ed about this she can't even type.
Mjcpr
12/14/2006, 02:26 PM
VK is so ****ed about this she can't even type.

THAT'S NOT VERY NICEL!!
Viking Kitten
12/14/2006, 02:28 PM
It's a sad day when the smacker becomes the smacked. A sad day indeed.
Viking Kitten
12/14/2006, 02:29 PM
Please... somebody send me a "cheer up" Mylar balloon. At Wor.
Czar Soonerov
12/14/2006, 02:29 PM
Your wife was nicel enough to send you a gift at Wor at you're complaining? Call her, tell her thank you much and don't say another word.

EXACTLY! Come to think of it, you've never gotten a thank you call about gifts I recieved at work...


:pop:
Viking Kitten
12/14/2006, 02:31 PM
VeeJay, you editing bastard. Do they make "I hate you" balloons?
soonerbrat
12/14/2006, 02:32 PM
Your wife was nicel enough to send you a gift at Wor at you're complaining? Call her, tell her thank you much and don't say another word.



ditto.
soonerbrat
12/14/2006, 02:34 PM
Please... somebody send me a "cheer up" Mylar balloon. At Wor.


well it's not a balloon..but it's the best i could do

http://www.bookcloseouts.com/images/Small/isbn157/1571457747-s.jpg
VeeJay
12/14/2006, 02:35 PM
VeeJay, you editing bastard. Do they make "I hate you" balloons?


:O

I usually double-check my work after it's too late and this time is no exception.

I just called Mrs. VJ and didn't mention my displeasure. In fact, she pwned this whole thing - asked me if I was "embarassed" by the balloons. I must have told her before.
VeeJay
12/14/2006, 02:37 PM
VeeJay, you editing bastard. Do they make "I hate you" balloons?

I think I have an "I Hat You" around here. If not, I can send you an "I Hate Yo" - those are very popular this year.
Mjcpr
12/14/2006, 02:50 PM
If you liked the information found in this thread, see also: VeeJay's Guide to Showing Christmas Gift Appreciation

1) What the **** am I supposed to do with this?
2) That's the ugliest shirt I've ever seen.
3) I guess I could wear it when I work in the yard.
4) Oh wow, I don't have one of these yet!
5) Many more.....
BlondeSoonerGirl
12/14/2006, 02:50 PM
Aunt Edna?
Mjcpr
12/14/2006, 02:51 PM
Aunt Edna?

I pledge allegiance to the flag.....
skycat
12/14/2006, 02:52 PM
Your wife was nicel enough to send you a gift at Wor at you're complaining? Call her, tell her thank you much and don't say another word.


This is excellent advice if you hold out hope of getting a "naked gift" later on.
Viking Kitten
12/14/2006, 02:54 PM
If you liked the information found in this thread, see also: VeeJay's Guide to Showing Christmas Gift Appreciation

1) What the **** am I supposed to do with this?
2) That's the ugliest shirt I've ever seen.
3) I guess I could wear it when I work in the yard.
4) Oh wow, I don't have one of these yet!
5) Many more.....

6. Did you keep the receipt, by any chance?
VeeJay
12/14/2006, 03:03 PM
If you liked the information found in this thread, see also: VeeJay's Guide to Showing Christmas Gift Appreciation

1) What the **** am I supposed to do with this?
2) That's the ugliest shirt I've ever seen.
3) I guess I could wear it when I work in the yard.
4) Oh wow, I don't have one of these yet!
5) Many more.....

when in doubt - regift.
Viking Kitten
12/14/2006, 03:04 PM
I think Dude put me on ignore.
Mjcpr
12/14/2006, 03:09 PM
I think VeeJay put VK on ignore.
VeeJay
12/14/2006, 03:10 PM
Nah - my editing bastardness came through once again.
Viking Kitten
12/14/2006, 03:12 PM
I wonder if that Pat lady still posts.

Stealth edit.
RacerX
12/14/2006, 09:59 PM
Google image search can be so bizarre

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k5-32.jpg
LoyalFan
12/15/2006, 02:12 AM
Listen, and listen well, you putz!
The lady expresses her (perhaps misplaced) love in a classy manner and YOU find fault???
You, sirrah, are seriously in need of adjustment!

I see a D-I-V-O-R-C-E coming, and she'll be better for it.


LF
soonerboomer93
12/15/2006, 03:23 AM
LF spent some quality time at the bar tonight :D