R.I.P. Mike Hunt

[GottaHavePride]

too soon? ;)

[mrowl]

yeah.

[starrca23]

huh?

[OSUAggie]

huh?

what?

[fwsooner22]

wow..........

[Collier11]

uncalled for

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

Did someone try mouth-to-mouth???

[OU James]

nice

[JohnnyMack]

Heh.

[proud gonzo]

heehee

[DrZaius]

funny

[TopDawg]

Junior High was fun!

[DrZaius]

I also heard Pat MaGroin passed as well.

[orangekaje]

What happened to York Hunt?

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Can we ban mods?

[TripleOption14]

His cousin Mike Hawk was torn up about his early passing i hear.

[OUmillenium]

I haven't seen Mike Hunt in a long time. Has anyone else seen Mike Hunt lately?

[tru2ou]

I heard they are trying to get Buster Hymen to take over for him. Any truth to that rumor?


- TRU

[TopDawg]

You guys remind me of a guy I used to work with. Hugh Jack Cass.

But mostly you all remind me of his cousin BelieveitornotIstillfinddumbcrudenamejokes Funny.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I went to school with that guy. Ask him if he remembers our shop teacher: I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

[TopDawg]

He said he does remember him. He wanted me to ask you if you knew that he got married to Melissa Balls and took his wife's last name.

Can you believe that? Now his name is: I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own BALLS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's hilarious that his name makes a funny joke.

[OSUAggie]

He dropped I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like ot kiss my own, and just goes by Seymore now.

[TXBOOMER]

Do you have any Prince Albert in a can?

[soonerloyal]

Yes yes, I say - do you have Prince Albert in a can? (Quiet, quiet, shut up, shut up) Um, well...you'd better let him out, then...Ha! Ha! That was hilarious...

[batonrougesooner]

His cousin Mike Hawk was torn up about his early passing i hear.

He hangs with Craven Moorhead doesn't he?

[OUfan7]

Don't forget his cuz, Haywood Jablomee...

[AimForCenterMass]

The memorial service was held early Thursday morning and was attended by the following friends and family.

I. C. York Hunt (Brother)
Hugh G. Rection
I. P. Freely
Ben Dover
Mike Cox
Mike Easter
Mike Litt
Mike Rotch
Harry Butts
Dick Butkus
Connie Lingus
Howie Felterpuss
Dick Hertz
Amanda Huggenkis
Anita Dick
Hugh Jass
Heywood Jablomey
Phil Latio
Jack Meehov
Harry Sphincter
Phuc Yuutuu
Hugh G. Throbbincock
Sum Yum Gai
Wi Phukem Yung
Phuk Yu
Phuk Me
Gaylord Focker
Martha Focker
Seaman Stains
Seaman Guzler
Shanda Lear
Hugh Lovett-Upya


Mike Hunt also had friends in the oil business who couldn't make it due to business obligations. They send their thoughts and prayers from Saudi Arabia. They are as follows:

Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr
Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch
M'Balz Es-Hari
Haid D'Salaami
Hous bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M'Drurz
Awan Afuqya
Usuqa M'Diq

[batonrougesooner]

Connie was accompanied by her husband since he's home on leave from the army.

Colonel Lingus.

[BigRedJed]

You laugh at Shanda Lear, but she's fo realz, yo. Daughter of the founder of Lear Jet (http://www.slecorp.com/).

[sooner4life]

Edith Mycrotch and Who Fwung Cum I am sorry to say, could not make the funeral.

[SoonerJLB]

I wonder if Helen Sass will attend?

[CatfishSooner]

Good 'ol Ben Dover, I miss that guy

[Socrefbek]

You forgot Ben Dover's cousin Phil McCraken and his two gay friends Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

[Soonerus]

I heard Pat Maweenie was in attendance...

[Socrefbek]

Phil McCracken could not attend tho' you see he is an archaeologist and is studying his new dinosaur species fossil finds ....

The Megasaurass and the Lichalotapus

[apusooner]

i would have gone, but my dixie wrecked.

[OUTromBoNado]

I heard one of his old army buddies was supposed to be at the funera, but Col. Anal Angus (Ret.) was stuck in traffic at the rear entrance to Shady Thicket.

[OUTromBoNado]

Does any one of remember that one guy? That funny comedian? What was his name? Buddy Whackit?

And what about that guy from the mental hospital, Ayeam Sofaking Wetodded?

[picasso]

I been hangin under the stairs with my boy Seymour Butts.

[critical_phil]

You laugh at Shanda Lear, but she's fo realz, yo. Daughter of the founder of Lear Jet (http://www.slecorp.com/).


lactation consultant?


nice gig.

[SoonerLB]

Jack Knauff was unable to attend due to being in the hospital for elbow surgery.

[freshchris05]

Mike Hunt also had friends in the oil business who couldn't make it due to business obligations. They send their thoughts and prayers from Saudi Arabia. They are as follows:

Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr
Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch
M'Balz Es-Hari
Haid D'Salaami
Hous bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M'Drurz
Awan Afuqya
Usuqa M'Diq

You also cant forget about his stint at the naval academy... he made alot of friends... i hear theres gonna be alot of sea men there

[goingoneight]

What about that Nazi guy, Adolf Oliver Bush?
That Moe Lester guy?
Or that Ruussian Ivan Awfulbiggun?

Yeah, those guys rule...

[picasso]

while we're at it we may as well go for the cast from Kentucky Fried Movie:

Long Wang
Hung Well
Enormous Genitals

[birddog]

Phil Dick is a helluva sci fi writer.

[picasso]

Hugh Jackman

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

His girlfriend made it as well... Ivana Humpalot

[goingoneight]

Homer Seschual? He still around?
Then threre was that damned ol' Jerry Atrix... Had to have been 80 or so, him and that old lady Dixie Normus.

[spatton713]

where was mike oxbig????

[KingDavid]

Has any one seen Kay? Anyone at all all? She's hard to track down.

Well, IF YOU SEE KAY, please pass along a little hello for me.

[Howzit]

Mike Honcheaux was a pain in the ***.

[ruf/nekdad]

Sure gets slow around here in the off season.

[Switzer-lander]

Wilma Fingerdoo should also be on the guest list.

[goingoneight]

Jen Natalia Lee-Kerr?