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JohnnyMack
12/13/2006, 10:19 PM
http://www.wakeupwalmart.com/video/wouldjesus.html

I love this country.
royalfan5
12/13/2006, 10:25 PM
I'm pretty sure Jesus is the value oriented member of the trinity, so I bet he would. The Holy Ghost is all about Target and Whole Foods.
sanantoniosooner
12/13/2006, 10:29 PM
Can anyone dispute that the debil inherited Walmart when Sammy died?
OCUDad
12/13/2006, 10:30 PM
Jesus Saves. Therefore, he shops at Wal-Mart. End of story.
royalfan5
12/13/2006, 10:31 PM
Can anyone dispute that the debil inherited Walmart when Sammy died?
I think he was a silent partner all along. It had to be one of those cross-roads deals with the devil they swing in the south.
Al Gore
12/13/2006, 10:34 PM
I went to Walmart last week with Mrs AG(my first time in a few years) and I saw Elvis. He was looking at batteries. I have no idea on why he would need batteries.....
Mixer!
12/13/2006, 10:58 PM
Better check with :norm: first.
sooneron
12/13/2006, 11:15 PM
Wal Mart does sell wine now.
SoonerBorn68
12/13/2006, 11:23 PM
Jesus Saves. Therefore, he shops at Wal-Mart. End of story.

I always thought that "Jesus saves! Gretzky gets the rebound & SCORES!"
BudSooner
12/13/2006, 11:50 PM
Wal-Mart is fine, but it's the cake decorators who work there that I have a problem with....and managers...and employees in general. :norm:
Ike
12/14/2006, 01:43 AM
Jesus never had any money...so no.


His disciples on the other hand...
Okla-homey
12/14/2006, 06:04 AM
He would have, because that's where the poor, downtrodden, pained or otherwise desperate folks buy their stuff. That, and Dollar General.
Jerk
12/14/2006, 06:51 AM
Jesus and Wal-Mart? Not exactly friends of the left. Maybe they need to make huge donations to the Democrat Party.

BTW- anyone know if LAS thanked the baby Jesus for OUr conference championship? I'm just wondering, because I remember a thread after AD got hurt in which Jesus was blamed for cursing the OU football program. Hey, if you're going to blame Jesus when things go bad, you also need to give Him credit when things go well. (you have to read the original thread from LosAngelesSooner to get this)

Thank you Jesus for our BigXII Championship!!! W00t!! :D
OUHOMER
12/14/2006, 08:00 AM
they have forum over on this site. http://forum.wakeupwalmart.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=55&sid=460a899bf5d0c7ea1ea469e723ac40bf


union vs non-union. I would think if you dont like where you work go somewhere else. I know thats easy to say, and hard to do for unskilled labor. But From what I know if they go union they will lose what raise they get in union dues.

:pop:
afs
12/14/2006, 08:19 AM
Let's see:

Jesus worked as a kid as a carpenter's apprentice
Jesus discriminates against those who do not believe in Him by not allowing them into Heaven
Labors of Jesus' time did not provide health care to their employees.

So yes, Jesus would shop at Wal-mart.
OklahomaTuba
12/14/2006, 09:45 AM
Well, Jesus was a jew....

Oh, Snap!
Widescreen
12/14/2006, 10:02 AM
Passage Luke 5:29-32:

29Then Levi held a great banquet for Jesus at his house, and a large crowd of tax collectors and others were eating with them. 30But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law who belonged to their sect complained to his disciples, "Why do you eat and drink with tax collectors and 'sinners'?"

31Jesus answered them, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. 32I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."

Jesus went wherever he was invited. So yeah, I'm pretty sure he would've gone to walmart.
sanantoniosooner
12/14/2006, 10:05 AM
Dang.

This thread is getting serious.
OklahomaTuba
12/14/2006, 10:10 AM
Jesus always helps the poor, and the poor generally shop at places like wal-mart. So I have no doubt Jesus would go there, if only to minister to people and help the poor.
JohnnyMack
12/14/2006, 10:11 AM
Jesus = Hippie

Hippies don't shop at Wal-Mart
sanantoniosooner
12/14/2006, 10:11 AM
Have you seen the sandals they carry at Walmart?

Jesus has better taste than that.
OklahomaTuba
12/14/2006, 10:14 AM
Jesus = Hippie

Hippies don't shop at Wal-Mart

Jesus is far from a "hippie", and as others have said before, its rather insulting that you refer to him that way IMO.
JohnnyMack
12/14/2006, 10:19 AM
Buddha was a hippie too. Mohammed was prolly just an angry hippie.

Not changing my mind.
frankensooner
12/14/2006, 11:49 AM
I think it depends on whether or not they sell baby cheeses.
imjebus
12/14/2006, 11:59 AM
Jesus is far from a "hippie", and as others have said before, its rather insulting that you refer to him that way IMO.

Your get your feelings hurt to easily....lol
proud gonzo
12/14/2006, 12:10 PM
Jesus is far from a "hippie", and as others have said before, its rather insulting that you refer to him that way IMO.Dude, he can't jokingly call Jesus a hippie but you can make a Jew joke and it's okay? :rolleyes:
VeeJay
12/14/2006, 12:21 PM
He may have shopped there for toiletries, shampoo, maybe some gardening tools and what not, but I don't think he'd be spending much time in Electronics.
TheHumanAlphabet
12/14/2006, 12:30 PM
Who cares? All I know is I don't shop there.
C&CDean
12/14/2006, 12:37 PM
Well, let's see. He'd probably shop there when I do. After hunting season and the cammo goes on sale, and when I need cheap ammo.
JohnnyMack
12/14/2006, 12:47 PM
Somehow I can't see Hey-zeus in a deer stand.
GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 12:51 PM
Somehow I can't see Hey-zeus in a deer stand.

I bet he's up there with a rifle muttering "screw this fishes and loaves business..."
crawfish
12/14/2006, 12:53 PM
Mohammed was prolly just an angry hippie.

I don't think most hippies would order the pillage and slaughter of entire cities. :)
JohnnyMack
12/14/2006, 12:55 PM
I don't think most hippies would order the pillage and slaughter of entire cities. :)

Maybe the cities stole they weed?
GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 12:56 PM
I don't think most hippies would order the pillage and slaughter of entire cities. :)

It wasn't a pillage and slaughter - those were just the side-effects of the 10-day jam-band concert-palooza.
Frozen Sooner
12/14/2006, 12:57 PM
I don't think most hippies would order the pillage and slaughter of entire cities. :)

They would if the city wasn't separating brown glass from green glass.
crawfish
12/14/2006, 01:01 PM
No, but he might organize a MASSIVE sit-in. ;)
frankensooner
12/14/2006, 01:43 PM
I said Baby Cheeses...




is this thing on?
Ike
12/14/2006, 02:05 PM
No, but he might organize a MASSIVE sit-in. ;)

He'd probably be chanting "make love, not war"...
olevetonahill
12/14/2006, 04:45 PM
I say he Might try it one time but after that wallyworld would pretty much ****off even Him
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/14/2006, 05:55 PM
The new congress will try to force Wal-Mart to unionize "for the sake of decency".