OK2LA
12/13/2006, 07:54 PM
I just heard this one today - thought I'd share it - please feel free to contribute with your favorite gut busters.
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began
his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On
the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his
cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just
been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd
be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He
decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round
shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes
and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.
Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the
corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
your round of golf didn't you!? "I hope you're proud of yourself! While
you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country
club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you
went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likelyyour last!"
"For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed .
The doctor snickered and said,
"Just fugging with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began
his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On
the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his
cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just
been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd
be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He
decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round
shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes
and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.
Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the
corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
your round of golf didn't you!? "I hope you're proud of yourself! While
you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country
club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you
went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likelyyour last!"
"For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed .
The doctor snickered and said,
"Just fugging with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"