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BoogercountySooner
12/13/2006, 07:45 PM
I just got off the phone with IB4OU2 and he say's to tell everybody hi. He has a huge audit coming up at his place of employment and has been very busy. He say's he'll be back on here in a week or so.
Mjcpr
12/13/2006, 07:47 PM
$5 says he ends up in the pokey.
StoopTroup
12/13/2006, 07:49 PM
$5 says he ends up in the pokey.
Heh.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/enron/gfx/1161803.jpg
BoogercountySooner
12/13/2006, 07:53 PM
He's a Quality Manager not an Accounting manager no pokey for him!
OUDoc
12/13/2006, 08:27 PM
$5 says he ends up in the pokey.
You think he'd be the bitch or the bitch-maker?
RacerX
12/13/2006, 11:34 PM
Depends on whether or not he gets to have his cane.
OUinFLA
12/13/2006, 11:47 PM
bet he doesnt brag about "hole-in-one" in his new digs.
OU4LIFE
12/14/2006, 07:14 AM
Speaking of holes-in-one.....Does anyone know that I had one not too long ago. It was spectacular. 186 yards, into a slight crosswind....a thing of beauty.
OUinFLA
12/14/2006, 02:47 PM
Im always getting you two confused.
are you going to jail also?
crawfish
12/14/2006, 03:02 PM
Who?
OU4LIFE
12/14/2006, 03:25 PM
you.
C&CDean
12/14/2006, 03:43 PM
Tell him Buckzilla lives. I saw him last night when I was feeding cattle. He's a little thin now (lord knows how many does he's done the deed with in the past month or two), but his DNA is out there. Next year suckah....
crawfish
12/14/2006, 03:44 PM
you.

No, I'm sure he's not one of my trolls.
BoogercountySooner
12/14/2006, 03:45 PM
Can you still Bowhunt Dean? If so grab a bow!
dolemitesooner
12/14/2006, 03:48 PM
Tell him Buckzilla lives. I saw him last night when I was feeding cattle.(I get exicted out there) i'M a little thin now (lord knows how many Hoes IV'E done the deed with in the past month or two), i THINK i GOT THE CLAP. Next year suckah WHEN i am not iffected I will do him too....
:eek: you named your **** buckzilla:eek:
C&CDean
12/14/2006, 03:53 PM
Can you still Bowhunt Dean? If so grab a bow!

Sure I "can." I just ain't got time. It's pretty much dark before I get home, and all the daylight during the weekend is taken up. I just can't sit a stand patiently enough for a buck like this one to give me a shot. I'm sitting there thinking "damn, I ain't got time for this. I need to fix that cross-fence, weld up those feeders, hang that gate, split that pile of wood, harrow that pasture, and do some equipment maintenance."

Sometimes I wish I lived in the city so I could go to the woods just for fun. On second thought......not really.
C&CDean
12/14/2006, 03:55 PM
:eek: you named your **** buckzilla:eek:

If you're gonna quote me, at least make a limp-wristed attempt at spelling. And grammar. And sentence structure. Besides, you know I call my dick Gus.
BoogercountySooner
12/14/2006, 04:02 PM
Dildolemite calls it M&M. Melts in his mouth not in his hand!:D
dolemitesooner
12/14/2006, 04:10 PM
Dildolemite calls it M&M. Melts in his mouth not in his hand!:D
well what I call it is MORE OF A SOUND...ITS SOMTING like you mouth being stuffed



MHHMMHHMMHHH!!!!MHHNMM
!!
BoogercountySooner
12/14/2006, 04:18 PM
Or do you call it Campbells Soup? MMMMMM Good!
BlondeSoonerGirl
12/14/2006, 04:28 PM
Guszilla.

Heh.
Howzit
12/14/2006, 06:33 PM
Guszilla.

Heh.
Gusallina.

'Cause...see...that's like THUMBallina!!!
Howzit
12/14/2006, 06:34 PM
Gusallina.

'Cause...see...that's like THUMBallina!!!

:les: AND SHE WERE TINY!!!!
Howzit
12/14/2006, 06:35 PM
:les: AND SHE WERE TINY!!!!



prolly.
OU4LIFE
12/15/2006, 08:25 AM
Tell him we missed him at poker past night.
Howzit
12/15/2006, 08:56 AM
Gusallina?
OUDoc
12/15/2006, 08:56 AM
Tell him we missed him at poker past night.
Trying to warm him up to prison life?
sanantoniosooner
12/15/2006, 08:59 AM
geez.

Howzit riding the 60 second flood control for all it's worth.
OU4LIFE
12/15/2006, 09:08 AM
I heard Guszilla fought Mothva last night on TNT.
C&CDean
12/15/2006, 10:11 AM
And Guszilla won.
OU4LIFE
12/15/2006, 10:34 AM
but Mothva got the checkbook.
OUDoc
12/15/2006, 10:47 AM
but Mothva got the checkbook.
Mulva?
cracker
12/15/2006, 02:23 PM
I can shoot a bow and smoke a bowl.
Mjcpr
12/15/2006, 02:25 PM
I can shoot a bow and smoke a pole.

Have you met Howzit?
Howzit
12/15/2006, 02:27 PM
Have you met Howzit?

Out, but I'll give crackette a go.
cracker
12/15/2006, 02:28 PM
Is he the one that has to fold it in half?
Howzit
12/15/2006, 02:30 PM
Is he the one that has to fold it in half?

Only if I were to try and emulate Pat.
Mjcpr
12/15/2006, 02:30 PM
Yeah, that's the one.

:D
Howzit
12/15/2006, 02:31 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!
C&CDean
12/15/2006, 02:40 PM
Look what y'all have done to IB's thread. No respect I'm tellin' ya.
Howzit
12/15/2006, 02:47 PM
I'm thinking he'll understand it's the SO.

Gusallina.
BoogercountySooner
12/15/2006, 04:32 PM
Look what y'all have done to IB's thread. No respect I'm tellin' ya.

It's a thread gone Ghey!
IB4OU2
12/18/2006, 09:05 AM
Thanks Guys and I'm back and after a few weeks of stressfull preparation and 3 intense days of grilling/relentless questioning by our 3rd party auditors we received a perfect score 1000/1000.....no findings! That's unbelievable and a first for our company. It's Party time!

and thanks Dean and Booger for trying to keep this a manly thread but there are of few challenges on the SO that just seem near impossible....

Drinks are on me...:D
Howzit
12/18/2006, 09:39 AM
Welcome back, Steve.

Pat is such a bastard for gheying up your thread.

I'll have a Chopin on the rocks with lemon.
Mjcpr
12/18/2006, 09:46 AM
I'll have a Chopin on the rocks with lemon.

He was dreamy wasn't he?
Howzit
12/18/2006, 10:15 AM
Dis chit's dangerous.

http://www.annashoots.com/CorporateEvents/albums/ChopinVodka/ChVd_Prod_205.jpg
OU4LIFE
12/18/2006, 10:20 AM
can I even ask for a sour apple martini?
C&CDean
12/18/2006, 10:22 AM
Sure, go ahead and ask. fag.
Howzit
12/18/2006, 10:23 AM
You know you'll end up with panties on your head again...
OU4LIFE
12/18/2006, 10:24 AM
as long as they aren't yours......
OU4LIFE
12/18/2006, 10:25 AM
ok, fine.

I'll just take a swig off my bottle of 28 year old scotch instead.

are you happy now Dean?
IB4OU2
12/18/2006, 10:32 AM
ok, fine.

I'll just take a swig off my bottle of 28 year old scotch instead.

are you happy now Dean?

I still can't believe G just gave you that....:mad: ;)
C&CDean
12/18/2006, 10:33 AM
ok, fine.

I'll just take a swig off my bottle of 28 year old scotch instead.

are you happy now Dean?

Only if you're sharing.
OU4LIFE
12/18/2006, 10:44 AM
it's not Christmas yet, git yer own.
C&CDean
12/18/2006, 10:47 AM
it's not Christmas yet, git yer own.

We celebrated Christmas yesterday. All the kids, grandkids, smoke brisket and turkey, fried squirrel, the whole shebang. It rocks having Christmas over with. This week while y'all are running around like fools, I'll be chillin'.
Mjcpr
12/18/2006, 10:49 AM
Nothing says Christmas like a little fried squirrel does it Eddie?
C&CDean
12/18/2006, 10:51 AM
Nothing says Christmas like a little fried squirrel does it Eddie?

Heh. But don't knock it if you ain't tried it. Every year at Thanksgiving and Christmas we turn a few more people on to the greatness that is fried tree rat. Seriously, if you like fried chicken or rabbit, you'll love squirrel.
IB4OU2
12/18/2006, 10:55 AM
make sure you fry the squirrel in a cast iron skillet and then make the gravy. I'm sure momma Dean did just that. Mmmmmm....mmmm.
dolemitesooner
12/18/2006, 11:02 AM
This thread went from Elk - to fags - to squirrels.

Yepp this thread should be locked