So, I have a check for $16,000

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, I got my check in today from my parents to pay for my tuition by Friday.

I'm giving a lot of thought to blowing it on booze and whores instead.

[jk the sooner fan]

you couldnt find a whore if you tried

better stick to zima

[sooner_born_1960]

That's what I did with my check from your parents.

[Scott D]

I'm sure he could find a whore...however she'd probably beat him up and take the entire 16,000.

[Mjcpr]

AG is not going to be happy about this.

[Boomer.....]

Please tell me that is not for just a semester. That's about a full ride at OU.

[fadada1]

Well, I got my check in today from my parents to pay for my tuition by Friday.

I'm giving a lot of thought to blowing it on booze and whores instead.
in WACO?????

you'd still have $15,995 left over after your visit to the corner.

[SicEmBaylor]

Please tell me that is not for just a semester. That's about a full ride at OU.

Well, it's about $11,500 per semester but the extra 5k is paying off the previous year. I've been paying it out veeeerrry slowly. I've also taken out enough student loans to put my grandkids in debt, but it's worth it!

[SicEmBaylor]

in WACO?????

you'd still have $15,995 left over after your visit to the corner.

The thing that makes this funny is that it's 100% accurate.

[crawfish]

Give her the 16K and she'll meet you in Branson...

[jk the sooner fan]

in WACO?????

you'd still have $15,995 left over after your visit to the corner.

dude, zima is like 7 bucks a six pack.....

[fadada1]

The thing that makes this funny is that it's 100% accurate.
that's why i said it;)

[fadada1]

dude, zima is like 7 bucks a six pack.....
don't forget about the pack of jolly ranchers...

[OKLA21FAN]

Well, it's about $11,500 per semester but the extra 5k is paying off the previous year. I've been paying it out veeeerrry slowly. I've also taken out enough student loans to put my grandkids in debt, but it's worth it!
the money has to come from soemwhere to pay for those 'free pizzas' Baylor gives to the students at sporting events!

[Mongo]

MMmmmm. Baylor whores!
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/baylor.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

How much does OU cost per semester with all fees included?
I'm not sure I've ever actually looked at hte cost of public schools.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

http://www.baylor.edu/content/imglib/11006.jpg

[Vaevictis]

you couldnt find a whore if you tried

Is it really that hard to find the sorority houses at Baylor?

[SicEmBaylor]

ROFL!
Where the hell did you find that?

[SicEmBaylor]

Is it really that hard to find the sorority houses at Baylor?

Yes, there aren't any sorority houses at Baylor.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Type in Baylor Girl on Google, it is in the first one ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

Is it really that hard to find the sorority houses at Baylor?
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/bushtit/smilies/rimshot.gif

[Ike]

How much does OU cost per semester with all fees included?
I'm not sure I've ever actually looked at hte cost of public schools.


I have no idea how much it is for undergrads...



But as a grad student, I'm paying about 500 per semester.

[royalfan5]

MMmmmm. Baylor whores!
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/baylor.jpg
I didn't know Baylor was a Mennonite School.

[SicEmBaylor]

The one on the right is ready for it.

[colleyvillesooner]

The one on the right is ready for it.

Nah, she's prolly already been to Branson.

[Mongo]

I didn't know Baylor was a Mennonite School.

No, they are a Goodentite School

[Vaevictis]

How much does OU cost per semester with all fees included?
I'm not sure I've ever actually looked at hte cost of public schools.

http://www.ou.edu/bursar/estimator.htm

Enjoy.

[Boomer.....]

How much does OU cost per semester with all fees included?
I'm not sure I've ever actually looked at hte cost of public schools.

I think I remember a 12 hour semester was between $1500 and $2000, depending on the kinds of classes. Don't quote me on that, though.

[SicEmBaylor]

http://www.ou.edu/bursar/estimator.htm

Enjoy.

That looks like it takes more effort than I want to put out; I'll just go with Mongo's answer. :D

That's pretty cheap though. I was thinking Baylor wasn't all that much more than a public. I figured it was more like 7-8k a semester for OU.

How much is student parking at OU?

We have a flat tuition rate now so it doesn't matter if you take 12 or 18 hours it's the same cost per semester. If you are a part time student (less than 12 hours) then I think it's something like 800-900 per credit hour.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Free if you know the right places ;)

[RacerX]

$16,000. Your parents really like having you out of the state.

[Mjcpr]

How much is student parking at OU?

Around $5500 - $6000 per semester; that's where they get you.

[SicEmBaylor]

$16,000. Your parents really like having you out of the state.

They wanted me at OSU. That's why I'm out of state. ;)

[Vaevictis]

It can be close to 6k if you're an out of stater with >15 hours. I'd expect 7-8k if you're a foreigner.

Parking permit is about $100 per semester or so in the Fall and Spring, about $25 for the Summer.

[SicEmBaylor]

It can be close to 6k if you're an out of stater with >15 hours. I'd expect 7-8k if you're a foreigner.

Parking permit is about $100 per semester or so in the Fall and Spring, about $25 for the Summer.

I'd have in-state tuition.

Parking used to be $75 here but it has gone up to $175 since they replaced all the parking lots with garages that have steeples, starbucks, chilis, and such.

[GottaHavePride]

Seriously, parking is about $200 for the year. I don't go through campus parking, though. I'm still paying $100 a semester, but I damn near have a reserved space - university parking oversells a LOT.

Oh, and even as out-of-state, I only paid about $5000 a semester at OU for undergrad. Well, I didn't pay it. The National Merit office paid it.

[BajaOklahoma]

Upper level classes, out-of-state is around 8,000. Including fees, varies with hours and before grants/scholarships/awards.

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't pay out of state tuition. I'm from Oklahoma.

[yermom]

i think he's just saying that even out of state, it was less than what you were thinking

i haven't seen the graph lately, usually they post something in the paper after every tuition increase where OU is in the bottom 2 of the Big 12 for tuition costs, if i remember right

[SicEmBaylor]

i think he's just saying that even out of state, it was less than what you were thinking

i haven't seen the graph lately, usually they post something in the paper after every tuition increase where OU is in the bottom 2 of the Big 12 for tuition costs, if i remember right

And UT is the highest for the public schools, correct?
Supposedly, UT was considering doing away with freshmen entirely and making everyone transfer in as sophomores.

[yermom]

http://ir.missouri.edu/peers/pb3-a.pdf

ok, in 2004-2005 we were 3rd, behind Boone State and CU

those increases are pretty rough...

[SicEmBaylor]

http://ir.missouri.edu/peers/pb3-a.pdf

ok, in 2004-2005 we were 3rd, behind Boone State and CU

those increases are pretty rough...

Well, don't show this to my dad. I don't want him knowing what a bargain it would be for me to transfer to Poke U.

[royalfan5]

Well, don't show this to my dad. I don't want him knowing what a bargain it would be for me to transfer to Poke U.
Shouldn't you be graduating soon?

[BoogercountySooner]

The following is a transcript of Sicem telephone conversation with $100 whore from last Saturday.

Whore answers phone= Hello

Sicem= Is this the lovely young lady I spent $100 and 5 minutes with last Saturday?

Whore=Probably, What the Hell you want shorty?

Sicem= I love you!

Whore= **** off dip****!

Sicem= Now Honey!

Whore=Do you want to spend another $100. If you do I got 5 free minutes at 9:40.

Sicem= Uh Do you like Branson? I got these 2 tickets I bought last summer.

Whore= **** off Dip****, Click!

:D ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

Shouldn't you be graduating soon?

Well, this is basically the same plan that I'm on...
http://www.baylor.edu/pr/news.php?action=story&story=43309

[royalfan5]

Well, this is basically the same plan that I'm on...
http://www.baylor.edu/pr/news.php?action=story&story=43309
what are you doing with you time. I graduated from undergrad with 2 majors in 4 years with out summer school. Course I never took less than 16 hours in a semester either.

[SicEmBaylor]

The following is a transcript of Sicem telephone conversation with $100 whore from last Saturday.

Whore answers phone= Hello

Sicem= Is this the lovely young lady I spent $100 and 5 minutes with last Saturday?

Whore=Probably, What the Hell you want shorty?

Sicem= I love you!

Whore= **** off dip****!

Sicem= Now Honey!

Whore=Do you want to spend another $100. If you do I got 5 free minutes at 9:40.

Sicem= Uh Do you like Branson? I got these 2 tickets I bought last summer.

Whore= **** off Dip****, Click!

:D ;)

I'm not short; everyone else is just too damned tall!

[Frozen Sooner]

I was on a full-ride scholarship from Fall of 1992-Spring of 1996. At that time, the Oklahoma Board of Regents considered a full ride scholarship to be $2500 per semester deposited into your bursar account, to spend as you would. That was to cover books, tuition, lab fees, room, and board. They would also waive out-of-state tuition if necessary.

I generally even had money left over.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I can set you up on a package deal which will include Zonie girls and an OU football game with a full night's lodging in Phoenix for only $12K. You'll have money left for Plenty of Zima.

[SicEmBaylor]

what are you doing with you time. I graduated from undergrad with 2 majors in 4 years with out summer school. Course I never took less than 16 hours in a semester either.

I graduate in May.
I was out of school for three semesters. Basically, I had a wasted semester when I got back together with my ex-girlfriend..the one I dated for 5 years. She was up at NSU and I missed her..a lot..so I basically just got in the car and spent all of my time up there with her. That semester was a wash. She'd ocassionally stay with me in Waco, but most of the time it was me being up in Oklahoma.

Anyway, she broke it off the next semester just before I was going to propose and she ended up marrying someone else. That semester was already a wash so I decided to run for state representative. I lost and went back to Baylor with my tail between my legs.

All and all though I have to say I haven't been in any huge hurry.

[starclassic tama]

i have to admit that is hilarious

[Ash]

Well, I got my check in today from my parents to pay for my tuition by Friday.

I'm giving a lot of thought to blowing it on booze and whores instead.

My advice, Sic, never play poker. Ever. I don't even hang out at teh SO boards and I'm calling this bluff.

[SicEmBaylor]

My advice, Sic, never play poker. Ever. I don't even hang out at teh SO boards and I'm calling this bluff.

Well, I admit it...I wasn't really going to blow my college tuition on booze and hookers. You caught me.

[Ash]

Well, I admit it...I wasn't really going to blow my college tuition on booze and hookers. You caught me.

Well, you never know...sometimes it's the goody goody kids that, once those apron strings get cut, they go down a dark and dangerous path...