Why do some people have to be such jerks?

[OU4LIFE]

So, I'm out at lunch today, seemed like a good day for Thai food. I throw on my Bluetooth headset, so I can still eat and conduct my MUEY IMPORTANTE business. I sit down and cross my legs in sophisticated fashion, in order to show off my fabulous new Amedeo Testoni shoes, you know, the ones that are comfortable, flexible and crafted through Norwegian, Tyrolese and Rapid construction techniques, dude these Norvegese shoes offer workmanship of the type typically found on hiking boots, with natural seams and showy hand-woven twine, they are uber sweet.

Anyhow, I'm minding my own business, chatting up a business partner in Tailand when this neanderthal across the way starts making comments like "look at the fag on the fairy phone". Being a gentleman I just gave him a little warning sneer. He makes some other comment about my phone so I just turn around and ignore him. I figure he's probably not man enough to actually walk over and say anything to me. I continued to talk to my buddy while i ate my rice with my chopsticks, and yes neanderthal man was using a FORK....can you believe that? Well needless to say, overall boy didn't have anything else to say, he just walked right past me on the way out, that's pretty much what I thought but it still ruined my lunch. Everyone in the place was just as horrified as I was.

*sigh*

[colleyvillesooner]

heh

[C&CDean]

Homo you don't....

[OU4LIFE]

:D

[NormanPride]

Epic.

[OCUDad]

The very fact that you know about Amedeo Testoni shoes confirms Neanderthal's premise that you are ghey.

[picasso]

don't bend over for the sushi.

[OUDoc]

The very fact that you know about Amedeo Testoni shoes confirms Neanderthal's premise that you are ghey.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell that is.

[OCUDad]

If you don't know about Testonis, you're not much of a doctor. :rolleyes:

[OUDoc]

If you don't know about Testonis, you're not much of a doctor. :rolleyes:
Are they like testicles?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Yes they are both at the base and extend up into a dick ;)

[Hot Rod]

I think the term "fag" is overused way to much. Why can't people more creative than this? I'm sure that this guy (judging by his overalls) wasn't that educated to begin with, and thus, chose this word.

[1stTimeCaller]

the guy in overalls probably has a small ernie too.

[OCUDad]

I think the term "fag" is overused way to much. "Overused to much" is not only poorly spelled, but redundant. We all have flaws, Mr. Rod.

[Frozen Sooner]

Don't have a girlfriend.

Oh, wait. I misread the question.

[Taxman71]

I sit down and cross my legs in sophisticated fashion, in order to show off my fabulous new Amedeo Testoni shoes,

This statement deserves much more abuse than using the Bloothtooth in public.

[BudSooner]

Yes they are both at the base and extend up into a dick ;)

****, I thought this was a Mike Vick thread.

[StoopTroup]

I'm crying from laughing so hard....

[Melo]

See, everyone was horrified, but no one said anything to him? I would have thrown a 'f**king buttf**k! Your mother sucks c**k to support your habit!' to the guy as he was being rude. But then again, I'm one for making a scene... I embarrass my own mother. :O

[VeeJay]

'f**king buttf**k! Your mother sucks c**k

Whew. I thought this was The Soprano's thread.

[OUAndy1807]

this thread should be retitled "look how fancy I am"

[Vaevictis]

Next time, offer your waiter $100 to defile the jerk's food.

[OU4LIFE]

The very fact that you know about Amedeo Testoni shoes confirms Neanderthal's premise that you are ghey.


the very fact that YOU picked up on the Amedeo Testoni shoes, AND knew what they were, confirms that you're ghey.

[Okieflyer]

Whew. I thought this was The Soprano's thread.

It's amazing that the dude didn't think that with threads like that, that he could be one of the Soprano's. ;)

It reminds me of the kids who used to laugh when you got a hair cut...man I'm glad I don't need hair cuts anymore.:(

Unless you count my back.:O